AUGUST 26/27, 2003 to AUGUST 15, 2003

SUPER COOL BRIT BABE TAYLOR WAYNE CHILLS WITH US

On of the first real, live, genuine, original porn stars I ever had the pleasure of meeting was British babe Taylor Wane. With her stacked chassis, blond mane and sex appeal oozing out of every pore, she was definitely the real deal, and, as just some dorky freelancer/English Prof, I have to be honest, she freaked me out. Then I started talking to her and found out she was a down-to-earth, really cool girl. The kind of chick with whom, even if you didn’t have a chance of banging, you wouldn’t mind having a couple drinks and just hanging out. Yesterday we reported on Taylor’s unofficial world record at Kama Sutra positions for a British television show. Well, after getting the word, I started thinking that it had been too long that I’d touched base with one of my favorite girls in the biz, so Taylor and I did an interview for old time’s sake. Here’s how it went:

I think you told me a long time ago you were from Birmingham. What is with the English fascination with what the Beatles called in their movie "Help,” those "filthy Eastern vices?" I'm, of course referring to your recent unofficial world record with the Kama Sutra. As we move into the 21st Century is there still a certain English obsession with the days of the British Raj?
TAYLOR WANE: I'm originally from Gateshead, not Birmingham. Birmingham is a few hundred miles away and I have never been there. The Beatles have never done it for me either. However, there is a strong Indian influence in England because we have so many Indians who have migrated to England over the past few hundred years. In fact, I think at least 30% of people in England might be of Indian or Pakistani decent. The English also LOVE curry, which I must admit I eat almost every day. I love it! As for the Kama Sutra positions, well, they are tried and true. Most people actually already do a lot of them while having sex without even knowing it. For example, the doggy position is in the Kama Sutra and so is the “reverse cowgirl” and many others we practice every day. The positions came from different versions of our old favorites, plus some dodgie ones too. Nevertheless, they are all fun.

The Kama Sutra event certainly sounded, uh, strenuous, for the guy surely, but especially for you. Weren't you, to put it politely, sore for about a week after the filming?
TAYLOR WANE: It was tricky, but for someone who makes a living out of screwing (me!), it was not a problem. I took the whole thing in my stride. I work out everyday and run for an hour every morning, so I am in tremendous shape and getting into 23 positions wasn't too much of a stretch. However, if someone beats my record, then I will certainly break a sweat trying to do more than 23!
When I was still working over at the Hustler organization, you and I had scheduled an interview and, unfortunately for me, my car broke down, so I gave my young assistant Scott Fayner, now at lukeford.com, one of his first "big breaks" to do an actual in-person interview with a major star in the business. From what he told me, it was a very, uh, "up-close and personal" interview. Sometimes, though, Scott likes to exaggerate.

What's the real story here, and if it went the way Scott said it did, I really should just go and kill myself, right?
TAYLOR WANE: It was unfortunate that you didn't make it to see me that day, as I hadn't seen you in quite a few years. I remember meeting you at the Brad Willis shoot for that Freedom of Speech poster. That sure seems like a long time ago now! However, Scott was a very sweet kid and did a good job filling in for you. I am a tremendous tease and I did coax Scott's penis out of his pants and flashed him my tittties. Let's just say it stayed at that.

Besides your recent meeting with the band KISS and the Kama Sutra event, what else has been happening in the always-exciting world of Taylor Wane?
TAYLOR WANE: Jeez, it seems it is always something new. I just came back from signing autographs at the toyzz.com booth at the San Diego, California, Comic Con. I was suppose to have my brand-new comic book “Vamptrix” there to sign but it didn't make it to me for that event, so I’ll be debuting it at the Las Vegas, Nevada, Comic Con in October and signing copies. It will also be available on my website. After San Diego, I went to New York where I attended some events with Gene Simmons and KISS. We were at a HUGE trading card trade show where I also met Lorenzo Lamas and some other famous folk. It was fun, but the ride back to New York in a helicopter was ace! From New York, I went back to LA and taped an appearance on E Channel’s “Style Court.” I was a witness for Randy who looks like he’s right out of “Miami Vice.” Time to change the style, Randy. It’s the new millennium! Next stop was Las Vegas to set the world record for most amount of Kama Sutra positions in one minute. It was great to make it on the first try and get the award! Back to Los Angeles, where I had shot a dozen new photo sets for taylorwane.com, one in which I was a very naughty nurse giving Austin O’Reilly a thorough examination! Then off to New York City again. It's my birthday and I'm in NY seeing the play “Chicago” starring Melanie Griffith. When I get home, I am schedule to shoot “Virtual Sex With Taylor Wane.” So, yes, I've been busy and there are still many more events to come. In October there is the Fantasy and Fetish Ball in Las Vegas and they have asked me to be the Mistress of the Ball. I'm looking forward to that! At the end of this month, August, my full size, anatomically correct RealDoll, will be available. It's being put out by playdollsxxx.com and it is like a RealDoll with cyber-flesh, pussy and an that asshole vibrates. She can talk by downloading MP3s from the website that can be customized so that she says whatever the client wats to hear. And can you believe it’s only $1500! It's a real deal, this doll. If you don't need something full size then there is always my model kit. You can buy the kit and assemble and paint it yourself. Folks can find out more about my escapades at taylorwane.com/diary.html.

For anyone who would like a color catalog, please send $5 to Taylor Wane Productions, P.O. Box 572229, Tarzana, CA 91357-2229. My website’s www.taylorwane.com and my e-mail is taylor@taylorwane.com or taylorwane@hotmail.com. You can even call me at 1-800-ask-keen ext. 0324256. So get in touch with me. It’s not like I’m hard to to find.

KIEFER AND FLICK SITTING IN A TREE, B-U-T-T-FU-C-K-I-N-G?

The Hollywood News is making bold statements that Kiefer Sutherland, the star of Fox’s hit TV show “24” has dumped “America’s Sweetheart” Julia Roberts, his reported girlfriend, for dirty XXX backstreet girl Flick Shagwell, the English-born sodomy specialist. “Unnamed sources” tell the Hollywood News that Sutherland met Shagwell (which we’re betting isn’t her birth name) at some hoity-toity charity bash earlier this summer. Another tabloid magazine, the ever-popular National Enquirer hints that Sutherland has been a “regular” visitor to Flick’s Encino pad ever since the pair met. How sweet. The “unnamed sources” say Sutherland’s lucky position as the squire of the lovely Miss Roberts ended when he was caught cheating on her with a low-rent stripper. Doofus. No he’s apparently love-struck by Shagwell. Well, maybe “love struck” is the wrong phrase. An incredible ATM has a way of affecting the way a guy thinks and love usualy doesn’t enter into the equation. Naturally Kief’s “people” deny that he even knows Shagwell, but when the Enquirer contacted Shagwell to comment on the rumors, she not-so-cryptically answered: “...I'm not a kiss-and-tell kind of girl...How do you guys find out about this stuff?" Duh. That’s all we need to know. Hey, Julia, I’m no rich, pretty-boy actor who got into mainstream Hollywood by having the benefit of having a famous actor daddy. I’m just a hard-working, straight-up guy who can write a funny sentence. Plus, when it comes to my relationships, I don’t let the girl pay, so I wouldn’t cost you a dime. I also have my own weird habits and hobbies, so you probably wouldn’t even see me that much. In other words, it could be the best relationship you’ve ever had. Think about it. The worst that could happen is that we go out for a night of bowling and frosty chocolate milkshakes. If we don’t hit it off, we say goodnight and that’s it. Adios, muchaha. And I’d pick up the tab for the lanes, the shoes AND the shakes. Contact me here at j45guitar@aol.com.

MARY CAREY PLEASE SHUT UP, PART 2

California “goober-natorial” candidate is involved in “did she or didn’t she?”controversy thank to the New York Post’s Page Six reporters and an internet sleuth. As has been reported, to raise money for her doomed-from-the-start run for the governor’s mansion, , Carey’s been offering herself, at $5,000 a pop (shot), for fund-raising “dates.” The Post reports that Danish “fan boy” Kim Jensen, 26, claimed his expensive with Carey left him unimpressed. As quoted in the Post, Jensen reportedly said, "First of all, there were security guards everywhere and we were never alone. And the focus was all the time on the marketing value of the date," Jensen told the Danish press. "Still, it was fun trying. We drove around in a big car and went for a meal. Two hours was very short, though." For $5,000? If true, it was also very stupid of Jensen. Does he know what that kind of jing could buy him at Dennis Hof’s world-famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch? Now comes a report from the Internet. “Scott Snott” writes in to therealgeneross.com: “Mean Gene: In regards to this guy in Denmark who claims to have had a date with Mary. As a representative of her campaign, I can say that all his statements are untrue, and we've never heard of the guy! Many people have responded to Mary's unique offer, but we are still in the process of weeding out those who are not legit. So far, no dates have been set up or occurred. You can see Mary's response on Page Six tomorrow. Thanks for your support...” I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Mary Carey, will you please just shut the fuck up? Thank you.

THE JENNA JAMESON JUGGERNAUT
CAN’T HIDE THE GINGER LYNN FACTS

Despite the fact that AVN, the “Bible of the industry” originally pointed out that Ginger Lynn “scooped” Jenna Jameson’s “amazing” accomplishments almost to the letter...and then, gutlessly quashed the story, you can’t hide the truth. And isn’t that whole free speech thing what this business likes to pride itself itself on in the first place? Despite AVN’s revisionist history in service of Jenna Jameson, let’s not forget that Ginger Lynn was the FIRST adult film star to be featured on a Times Square billboard for “Girls On Fire” in 1986. (Jenna’s “Times Square billboard is actually OUTSIDE Times Square, so let’s not get on some kind of high horse, okay?). “Club Jenna?” Let’s not forget “Club Ginger” in 1986. First a movie and then a well-received fan cub. Then there was the recently released “parody” of “I Dream of Jeanie” called, naturally “I Dream I Jenna.” Clever (for porn, I suppose), but let’s not forget “I Dream of Ginger,” an almost identical parody. Well, nobody ever accused the makers of XXX material of originality, so it’s really funny that Jenna’s “people” seem to be having conniptions to make sure nobody remembers Ginger being one of the first superstars of the modern video age. Jenna as the first porn star to have an “E! Entertainment Television True Hollywood Story?” Think again. Ginger beat her to the punch on the same cable network. So far, Ginger has been nothing but gracious towards Jenna and The Powers That Be, but the whole episode smacks of something straight out of the pages of George Orwell’s “1984,” or, more ominously, something taken directly from the play book of Nazi Minister of Propaganda Josef Goebels. Porn. You just have to love these people. It’s where the honest are labeled as outlaws and troublemakers, and (I’ll be kind here) the “revisionists” are lionized as “innovators and champions of free speech and voices of ‘the little guy’.” Oh, mercy. The end IS near, kids. My advice? Stock up on canned goods, bottled water and plenty of ammo. You’re going to need it. Like Bobby Dylan said, “You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows...” Just remember once you get the target in the crosshairs, take a deep breath to steady your aim and SQUEEZE, don’t pull, the trigger.

Michael Louis Albo
j45guitar@aol

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AUGUST 25/26 2003

SOMEONE SAYS THERE’S SOMETHING MORE TO PAY/FOR SINS
THAT YOU COMMITTED YESTERDAY...

So sang Mick and Keith on the Rolling Stones’ “Between the Buttons” album way back when. Their simplistically prophetic words have come true once again with the weekend death of convicted child-molesting Catholic priest from the Boston Archdiocese, John Geoghan. As reported by the Associated Press:

“BOSTON (Aug. 23) - Former priest John Geoghan, the convicted child molester whose prosecution sparked the sex abuse scandal that shook the Roman Catholic Church nationwide, died Saturday after being attacked in prison.
Preliminary indications are that Geoghan, 68, was strangled, Worcester District Attorney John J. Conte said. An autopsy will be conducted Monday.

Conte said fellow inmate Joseph L. Druce, 37, attacked Geoghan shortly before noon Saturday. Geoghan died at 1:17 p.m., shortly after he was taken to UMass Memorial Health Alliance, Leominster Campus, Conte said.

Druce, who received a life sentence in 1989 for murder, armed robbery and other counts, was placed in isolation and will face murder charges in Geoghan's death, Conte said. In 2001, Druce was charged with mailing a threatening letter containing white powder and indicating it was contaminated with anthrax.

The attack took place shortly after lunchtime at Souza-Baranowski Correction Center, about 30 miles northwest of Boston, Department of Correction spokeswoman Kelly Nantel said. Geoghan was being held in protective custody to shield him from the general prison population, but still had some contact with other inmates.

In civil lawsuits, more than 130 people have claimed Geoghan sexually abused them as children during his three decades as a priest at Boston-area parishes. He was convicted last year of indecent assault and battery for fondling a 10-year-old boy at a swimming pool.

Mitchell Garabedian, an attorney for many Geoghan victims, said he was ‘surprised and shocked’ by Geoghan's death.
‘Many of my clients would have rather seen Father Geoghan serve out his time in jail and endure the rigors of further criminal trials, so that his pedophile acts could have been exposed further,’ he said.

Geoghan often targeted boys from broken homes, ingratiating himself during frequent visits or fun outings. One victim said Geoghan molested him as the two were driving home from getting an ice cream cone. Others said Geoghan molested them after visiting their rooms at bedtime to tuck them in, sometimes while whispering prayers.

The church sex abuse scandal, which has had repercussions worldwide, broke in early 2002 with revelations that the Boston Archdiocese had shuttled Geoghan from parish to parish despite warnings about his behavior.

The scandal mushroomed after a judge ordered the release of archdiocese files involving dozens of priests, showing repeated examples of the archdiocese shipping priests to different parishes when allegations arose.

Soon dioceses and bishops across the country came under scrutiny for their handling of abuse allegations over the years, with the church tainted by scandal in many states. With the public outcry reaching a new crescendo, the bishops adopted a toughened policy against sex abuse and more than 325 priests of the roughly 46,000 American clergy were either dismissed or resigned from their duties in the year after the Geoghan case.

David Clohessy, national director of the Chicago-based Survivors Network of those Abused by Priests, said what made Geoghan's case more ‘than just a single case about a single predator’ was that it revealed the corruption in the church.
‘In many respects, Geoghan is not the pivotal figure, it's the people who he wounded and still came forward and the bishops who enabled him but were finally exposed,’ he said.
Geoghan was ousted from the priesthood in 1998 at the urging of Cardinal Bernard Law. The Geoghan case was one of several that led to Law resigning in December over his mishandling of abuse cases.

Rev. Christopher Coyne, a spokesman for the Archdiocese of Boston, offered prayers for Geoghan's family.
Geoghan was convicted in January 2002 for grabbing the buttocks of a 10-year-old boy in 1991 in the first of three criminal cases against him. He was sentenced to nine to 10 years in prison.

Most of the allegations against Geoghan did not lead to criminal charges because the statute of limitations had expired.

In September 2002, the archdiocese settled with 86 Geoghan victims for $10 million, after pulling out of an earlier settlement of about $30 million.

One of those victims, Ralph DelVecchio, said Geoghan deserved prison but didn't deserve to be killed.

‘I wouldn't say he deserved to die, you know?’ DelVecchio said. ‘He was in jail--that's where I believed he should be.’

DelVecchio said he didn't wish ill on Geoghan.‘It's over with,’ he said.”

In this life it is anyway. Somehow this Catholic reporter has a feeling there’s a very special place reserved for people like Father Geoghan...and eternity’s a long time to be stuck there. If Father Geoghan thought prison was bad, just wait until his soul arrives at the Fiery Gates.

ENGLISH GIRLS DO IT BETTER

One of the first girls I met in this business when I was starting out as a Hustler version of cub reporter Jimmy Olson was Taylor Wane. Besides being a stone knock-out, Taylor was--and still is--one righteous and cool babe. From her personal desk comes the following: “Taylor Wane was contacted by a British television station last week to see if she would like to participate in a ‘World Record Setting’ event that involved getting into as many sexual positions of the Kama Sutra as she could in less than 60 seconds. It seems the previous record was set at 17 and did not include penetration.

Never being one to turn down a challenge, Taylor flew with trusted swordsman Antonio Popoffsky to Las Vegas and took on the challenge. The TV network gave her a list of 22 positions that she would have to utilize in her quest to set the new world record. It seems that the previous record was set at 17 and did not include penetration.

Lets do a little math here. 60 seconds and 22 positions gives one exactly 2.727273 seconds to change positions, and if you calculate penetration into the equation, it considerably cuts into the time. Taylor being the sexual predator that she is, saw no use in breaking a sexual world record unless she was getting fucked at the same time and decided to go for it, penetration and all.

Taylor says, ‘First, I practiced the positions and got all of them down in 32 seconds. When I realized that we had actually 28 seconds to conduct the penetration, I got a bit more confident.’ Taylor continues, ‘If you have ever seen the positions of the Kama Sutra, you will notice that a few of them look downright dangerous and extremely difficult to get in to. I was more nervous for Antonio because of all the pressure that was building for him to perform. Not to mention the fact that he suffered a hernia from weight-lifting just a couple of weeks ago. Imagine being flown to Vegas to set a world record, having to remember all the positions, trying not to aggravate a hernia and keeping his dick hard. Even though it's only for a minute, the pressure was intense and made worse by the TV crew and show’s host asking him in the interview, ‘What if you can't get wood? Has it ever happened before? They say it always happens at least once, what if this is it? Are you nervous? It sounds impossible to do. You must be under extreme pressure!’ The space we had to work in was about the size of a closet, so the conditions were not as nice as we had hoped for. Even the host of the show told him off camera, ‘If you can do this, I would be extremely impressed.’ Talk about pressure! I think that the fact that he did it with a hernia, will make the record extremely hard to beat.

So, did they accomplish this daunting task? You bet they did! 22 positions in 60 seconds with penetration! Taylor Wane and Antonio now hold the unofficial world record for the most Kama Sutra positions with penetration ever performed in under 60 seconds and they were both awarded a trophy for setting the record. The British network will air the record breaking session in the fall on a new TV Show called, believe it or not, ‘Unofficial World Records.’” Taylor, I always knew you had it in you...or could have it put into you. Good work.

MOVIE REVIEW:
SINEPLEX ENTERTAINMENT’S “SKY’S PERVERSIONS #1”

Starring: Sky Lopez, Nicole Leashelle, Kelly Kroft, Hollie Stevens, Jasmine Lynn, Ramona Luv, Mandy, Brooke and Red Heaven.
Director: Sky Lopez

Lord held us all. Of course there are some guys who HATE all-chick videos. Me? I can’t get enough of them. Why? Because they’re full of hot babes doing nasty stuff and there’s not one vain, semi-gay male performer with a unit bigger than mine whose only purpose seems to be to make me feel inadequate. Not a problem in a girl/girl show. I don’t worry about competing with a piece of plastic or rubber.

In “Sky’s Perversions #1” We’re introduced the mellow-thighed/big-bootied/tattooed bad-girl Sky Lopez whose sole purpose in this show seems to be too observe and teach other girls to “learn how to fuck.” Because this is a Sineplex show, there’s lots of anal and ATM action, and plenty of fresh meat. Some of the best scenes are the first in which Sky gets into some nasty fetish/dungeon play with brunette hottie Nicole Leashelle which climaxes with a dueling dildo DP.

Better is the threeway with 18-year-old Kelly Kroft (who’s supposedly still in high school) and Hollie Stevens. Shaved pussies, anal sex and ATM fun. It’s just this type of unrealistic expectation that keeps me coming back to porn videos hoping that someday real life will imitate the movies. Well, maybe if I switch my choice of recreational drugs to something that produces a less comatose state of being.

In addition to al the other great scenes, I particularly liked the staircase throwdown between Sky and Red in which both girls took a double dildo ride with each other. The reason this stood out was than instead of going vagina-to-vagina, they went butt-to-butt. It seems like a no-brainer, but you just don’t see these types of scenes in most girl/girl movies. That, and Red’s a foxy little slut who also takes a long, day-glo green dildo right up her pretty asshole. Hey, if you’re one of those close-minded doofus-types who “hates” girl/girl movies, check out “Sky’s Perversions #1.” I guarantee you will come away with a different pint of view. If you don’t, you know what? You’re gay and there’s no hope for you.

DEVON’S CHERRY BOXXX DEBUT

This from therealgeneross.com: “Kevin Beechum and Allen Gold are proud to welcome superstar Dayton to the Cherry Boxxx Pictures family. Dayton will appear in 12 features for Cherry Boxxx Pictures, along with becoming the company's first spokesperson, making appearances...around the world. Currently one of the most requested feature entertainers on the...dance circuit, Dayton got a strange call one day on tour: ‘It was Kevin,’ she explains. ‘Kevin and Allen were putting Cherry Boxxx Pictures together, and they were curious if I'd be interested in possibly doing something with the...new company.’ After a month of secret negotiations, ‘lots of phone calls from all over America, at the strangest hours,’ laughs Dayton, ‘we finally sat down and discussed everything, but I had to take off again, so we agreed to meet again this week. Being on the road was a blessing and a curse.’ she explains. ‘I haven't done a movie in almost 2 years, my website: www.illanalesa.com is going well, and the road's been nonstop, so I wasn't in a hurry to shoot again. However, after every show, when I meet my fans, they all want to know, ‘When are you shooting again?’ After turning down numerous offers from other companies, she chose Cherry Boxxx Pictures, not so much for just the movies, ‘We've got some really interesting ideas, and I've seen some of the raw footage they've shot so far, it's pretty intense stuff.’ We’ll keep you alerted as to the debut of the first Dayton/Cherry Boxx release here at adultstarsnews.com.

A NOTE FROM GUITARDADDY

My new e-mail pal guitardaddy, who never writes into this site about the adult business but wants to talk guitars (which is cool with me...all topics are welcome here), astutely notices that all my acoustic guitars are of the mahogany/spruce variety as opposed to the rosewood/spruce variety and wonders why. “A D-18? A J-45?, A J-160e? A Roy Noble Custom? What’s wrong with you? Haven’t you heard that Lester Flatt introduced the world to the mighty tomes of the Martin D-28?” Uh, guitardaddy? First of all, it’s a matter of personal choice and personal playing style. Mahogany’s got a brighter,more “dry” sound to my ears while rosewood sounds dark and muddy...especially on those bass strings. Besides, Clarence White played all his acoustic leads on mahogany dreadnoughts as does the legendary Doc Watson. While I’m a great admirer of Lester Flatt, I’m not going to run out and buy a Martin D-28 just because it’s the current bluegrass favorite. In fact, my expression at the moment is this: “D-18s rule, D-28’s drool.” Nothing personal, you understand.

Michael Louis Albo
j45guitar@yahoo

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AUGUST 25, 2003

MICHAEL CARPENTER SPEAKS!!!

Michael Carpenter once told me that he’s “been around as long as daguerreotypes.” While that’s a bit of a stretch, Michael, the CEO of TCKS Entertainment, shooter-for-hire, photographer, and just about every other handle one guy in his business can have, has seen it all, and when I posed a few questions to him about the current state of the business, in his typically honest fashion, told it straight-up with no chaser. Needless to say, Mikey’s a close friend of mine and I thank him for his time. Check out his stuff. There’s a lot of it around from the very first Christy Canyon videos (when she was using the name Tara Wine), the now-illegal-in-America underage Traci Lords videos, and three decades’ worth of other material. Here’s a transcript of our chat...

The business is getting so corporate these days that Vivid reportedly dropped one of their contract girls for being "under the influence" at a party. Porn
chicks that are supposed to behave like nuns? Has it come to this?
MICHAEL CARPENTER: It’s hypocrisy for Vivid to be offended when their porno stars act like porno stars. Porn stars aren’t at these events to play the role of company management, they’re there to give guests the vicarious thrill of meeting girls who fuck onscreen. For Vivid to act offended that aporn girl acted like they a;ways do at parties tells you that Vivid now thinks itself above the sex part of the sex business...and that might explain why their shows are so boring.

The desire of second-generation porn kiddies to be "cutting edge" has led to some of the most vile stuff imaginable. Extreme Associate's been busted and there are rumors of more troubles to come for other cmpanies p[roducing this type of material. When having chicks puke into each others mouths becomes the norm, what's left?
MICHAEL CARPENTER: In reference to Extereme Associates, it’s true that degradation has been the norm in porn for quite some time. My theory is that the people who buy this type of stuff, the MTV Generation, are sitting at home jerking off watching this stuff and wishing they were kicking the shit out out of every chick who ever told them to take a hike. You really want to push the envelope? Show non-abussive love-making. Of course, if you do that, you run the risk of being prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for jeopardizing our Christian society and compromissing the morals of American youth.

This is the same American youth who graduate from high school without being able to read but who know how to smoke lots of dope and play every kind of video game.
What’s your take on LFP seemingly trying to buy out the entire XXX business?
MICHAEL CARPENTER: The next step for LFP is to start buying up the one-stop distributors. That’s the real way to control the business. Red Light District proved that any company with enough money and a feel for the business can come in and be a hit. It’s strange that LFP, which is known for having a sexual edge, is grabbing up companies that, while successful, are known for putting out really boring shows.

What have you been working on lately, Mikey?
MICHAEL CARPENTER: Two things. Through TCKS Entertainment, I’ve been selling the hell out of our two-hour Peter North compilations, “Peter Pops!!” and “Peter Pops!! #2” Between the VHS abd the DVD, TCKS has sold over 12,000 pieces. They sell like crazy in stores and on the internet sites. Whoever carries the product constantly sells out and re-orders. Goalie Entertainment, a chain of about 90 stores, re-orders twice a week. I’ve also been working on a ne line of high-class shows, particularly fetish, under a different company called Underground Video. Ads for the new Underground Video line have apppeared in the last few issues of AVN.

INTERVIEW WITH WICKED PICTURES’ STORMY

She’s a hot-looking babe, ut what else do ou expect from a Wicked Piictures contract star? I recently spoke to Stormy about her career in XXX.

What’s up with your stage name. It seems to indicate you might be, uh, a bit unpredictable.
STORMY: I’ll go with my “porno” answer. They call me Stormy because I’m always wet.

Wicked Pictures is sort of the zenith of porn stardom. How did you hook up with them?
STORMY: I was actually a huge fan of their movies before I got into the business. I met Brad Armstrong on my first day in LA and he took me into the owner of the company. About 3 months later, I did my first boy/girl movie for them. It was "Heat". They signed me six weeks later.
Porn's getting so nasty these days that some of it even shocks me, and I'm about as jaded as anyone could ever hope to be.

What's the craziest, dirtiest, nastiest thing you've done in your career?
STORMY: I haven't really done anything shocking...especially when you look at some of the gonzo stuff coming out these days. Wicked is more couple-friendly. I will admit that my nastiest scene with in “Hustler Busty 2” with Mark Davis...he tends to bring out the naughty in all the girls!

How difficult is it to have a personal life once you get into the business...and especially once you become a contract girl with a major company? How do you cope?
STORMY: I had it pretty easy. I started dating Brad Armstrong at the same time that I got into the business, so he understood. Now, I am with another person who's in the business. I haven't really had to deal with explaining my job to a "civilian".

To what can our readers look forward from you in the coming weeks/months?
STORMY: I have several new movies coming out: “Beautiful,” “Without You,” “Cargo” and my favorite, “Space Nuts.” I will be dancing once a month and working on my site: stormydaniels.com. I have been doing a lot of writing for the company, too: “Kink,” “Without You,” “Suspicious Minds” and “Cargo.”JENNA JAMESON IN TIMES SQUARE
Before yoyu conjure up sleazy images of the old Times Square with dope-addled whores stumbling around, Jenna’s not doing THAT. This report comes from the NY Post: “A billboard that went up this week in Times Square--featuring barely dressed adult film star Jenna Jameson--has some visitors wondering whether the Disneyfied district has become ‘porn again.’ The three-story-tall sign, which sits over a topless club, shows the busty blond clad in microscopic scanties and poses the question: ‘Who Says They Cleaned up Times Square?’ ‘I'm sad to see it,’ said Debby Morrison, 54, of Boston. ‘I'm not offended, but I wouldn't have expected it here.’ But other tourists doubted that the billboard, which touts Jameson's Web site, was a sign family-friendly Times Square was reclaiming its title as the smut capital of New York. ‘I'm from Michigan, and I didn't even notice her,’ said Mike Russell, 42, of Flint.” Hey, I was in Triinidad, Colorado, recently and mentioned Jenna as a “big star” I knew. I drew blank stares.

NATURAL SELECTION MOMENT OF THE WEEK

Part of Charles Darwin’s theory of natural selection holds that the weak and the just-plain-stupid often end up as part of the food chain. From lovely Avila Beach in Central California comes this story of a middle-aged woman who, according to a friend, “loved to swim and plaay with the seals.” Seals, of course, being the favored food of full-grown white sharks. This “love” for swimming with seals is like an African saying how much he or she loves to run among the gazelles, the zebras and other grazers wwhile the lions stalk them. Crazy. Here’s the story from the Associated Press: “A 50-year-old college instructor taking a morning swim bled to death after she was attacked by a great white shark 15 to 18 feet long, preliminary autopsy results showed Wednesday. Deborah Franzman of Nipomo was killed Tuesday as she swam 75 yards offshore alongside a group of seals. Witnesses reported seeing a large fin as Franzman screamed for help. Lifeguards pulled Franzman to shore, where she died. Bite marks on her legs were consistent with those seen in previous attacks by great white sharks, San Luis Obispo County sheriff's Lt. Martin Basti said. Shark expert Robert Lea, present during the autopsy, estimated the fish was between 15 and 18 feet long. ‘That's incredibly large,’ Basti said. [Duh. --Michael Louis Albo]. An unknown species of shark was spotted in the area after the attack, Basti said. Franzman likely bled to death after her left femoral artery was severed in the attack, Basti said. Franzman's death marked the 10th fatal shark attack in California since 1952 and the first death since 1994, according to state Fish and Game records. Franzman was a sociology instructor at Allan Hancock College in Santa Maria. She swam in the area by the Avila Beach Pier several times a week, friend Andrea Sanders said through tears. ‘She loved it. She would talk about how fun it was to swim and play with the seals,’ Sanders said. Franzman was wearing a full wetsuit and swim fins when she was attacked, Lea said. The state marine biologist said the shark may have mistaken Franzman, silhouetted against the surface, for a seal. The sharks are ambush predators and attack their prey from below. ‘The water was full of blood,’ said Antonio Neotti, 15, an aspiring lifeguard who was nearby at the time. Avila Beach, located about 200 miles northwest of Los Angeles, was closed to swimmers after the attack. Great white sharks are a protected species in California.” Surf’s up, kids. Hey, the other porn sites don’t give you THIS kind of fun stuff, do they?

Michael Louis Albo
j45guitar@aol.com

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AUGUST 21/22, 2003

MORE ON THE MYSTERIOUS VIRUS...IT AIN’T ME, BABE

Like Bob Dylan once said, “It ain’t me, babe.” I refer to the mysterious virus some in the business seem to have been receiving in e-mail attachments apparently attributed to my screen name. The following from the Associated Press may help explain. In the meantime, all you folks in the biz should know that I do NOT generally use attachments in my e-mail. If I do, I mention it in the ee-mail text. That said, here’s the AP story. Obviously I’m not the only victim here and I’m keeping my screen name.

“[AP] NEW YORK - A new strain of one of the most virulent e-mail viruses ever spread quickly worldwide Tuesday morning, causing fresh annoyance to users worn out by last week's outbreak of the Blaster worm.

The new virus, named "Sobig.F" by computer security companies, attacks Windows users via e-mail and file-sharing networks. It also deposits a Trojan horse, or hacker back door, that can be used to turn victims' PCs into senders of spam e-mail.

MessageLabs Inc., a company that filters e-mail for corporations, had blocked more than 100,000 copies of Sobig.F by midday Tuesday, making it by far the most active virus of the day.

"It's definitely spreading very quickly, just an incredible ramp-up so far this morning," said Brian Czarny, marketing director at MessageLabs. The variant is likely to be one of the more successful versions of a very successful virus strain, he said.

The previous Sobig.A and Sobig.B variants are both on MessageLabs' list of the biggest 10 e-mail viruses of all time.

The e-mail message that carries Sobig.F has the subject line "Re: Details" and the message "Please see attached file for details." If a recipient clicks on the attachment, which can have multiple names ending in the .pif file extension, the computer will be infected.

The virus will then send itself out to names found in the victim's address book and will use one of these names to forge a return address. As such, the infected party may not quickly learn of the infection, while an innocent party may get the blame for helping to propagate it. [emphasis by Michael Louis Albo in cae anyone’s thinking I’d do something this vile.]

Like all the other Sobig viruses, this version is programmed to self-destruct after two weeks, in this case on Sept. 10.
The Blaster worm is still at large. It uses a published flaw in Microsoft's Windows operating systems to spread via network connections, without using e-mail. It slowed down the Internet and caused computer restarts worldwide, but the attack it was programmed to carry out against a Microsoft Web site on Saturday proved harmless.”

CATALINA ON THE 5th WHEEL DATING SHOW

For fans of trashy TV reality shows that send contestants out on dates, The 5th Wheel recently had as one of its female contestants porn star Catalina. For those who don’t recall, Catalina was a former Max Hardcore protégée. My first meeting with her was a memorable one: she was peeing in the street right on busy Wilshire Boulevard in Beverly Hills. What a gal. Unfortunately, her appearance on The 5th Wheel didn’t go very well for her. Catalina writes in to www.therealgeneross.com: “I felt uncomfortable while we were taping the show. I don't think those guys [the two male contestants with whom she was paired and who apparently rejected her] even like dating. I was there to have a good time and they were there to make themselves look good. I felt like [expletive deleted]. So like I don't belong here. And to have them not choose me was even worse.” Catalina, all I can say is don’t let it get you down. There are plenty of guys who would be seriously into dating you. TV’s not real anyway, no matter how many times they jam the word “reality” down our throats.

A PLUG FOR A GOOD FRIEND

My buddy Gene Ross, whom I’ve known for a good many years, has been running a serialized conversation that we had earlier this week. Topics include all sorts of juicy porn insider material (as well as plugs for adultstarsnews.com) that just wouldn’t sound right coming right coming directly from me. If you want to know about the real world of porn journalism, I’d advise you to check out gene’s site at www.therealgeneross.com. It’s a great site by an entertaining writer and covers a whole lot more than just the porn scene.

PLUGS FOR ADULTSTARSNEWS.COM

As we get more and more established--other than this horrible mess with the virus--I’ve recently worked out a few deals with the publicity departments at Wicked Pictures and Metro. Coming to this site as soon as they’ve been edited are interviews with Wicked Pictures star Stormy and Metro star Gauge. Both promise to be interviews you won’t want to miss. Don’t wait until they’re archived. These are two interviews that you’ll want to read as soon they’re posted. Keep checking adultstarsnews.com for the debut of these two interviews. Other contract stars from both companies will also be appearing here soon as well. Look for Metro’s Bridgette Kerkove (and, yes, I will ask her about the infamous “anal chopsticks” stunt) and Wicked’s Kaylani Lei...and more. Hey, who loves ya, baby?

DEVON ON THE MEND

Word is filtering throughout the industry that porn star Devon has returned from MIA status. According to the rumors, Devon made an appearance at the Digital Playground offices and word has it that company exec Samantha Lewis ha said that Devon’s “disappearance” was due to some alleged “personal problems.” Reportedly, one o these problems involved an ongoing love affair with the painkiller Vicodin. As one who has a go-round or two with highly addictive substances (look for my upcoming book “Black Tar Diaries” for all the stomach-twisting details), I certainly hope that Devon’s doing well, and that she has the strength to beat that demon. It’s a tough haul, honey, but it can be done. Gird your pretty loins for battle, though. It’s not a cakewalk by any means. We at adultstarsnews.com wish you only the best. Stay strong, honey.

Michael Louis Albo
j45guitar@aol.com

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AUGUST 20/21, 2003

J45GUITAR@AOL SABOTAGED!!!!!!

Just a note to let folks in the business and others know that my e-mail address, j45guitar@aol.com has somehow been hijacked by someone with better web skills that I (which isn't saying much) and sending out virus infected e-mails on my behalf to just about everyone in the adult business. I checked my e-mail early this morning and discovered hundreds of notifications of mail returned and virus detected.
I don't know who the responsible party is, but, thank you, so very much. If you have a problem with me or with our site, there are other, more professional ways to go about expressing yourself. Of course, a chicken-shit who needs to hide in web anonymity can‚t really be expected to do the right thing, now, can they?

ADAM & EVE ANNOUNCES RAW HIDE

From the desk of Adam & Eve comes the following:Adam & Eve Productions has announced the release of the video trailer for RAW HIDE, the latest feature title from acclaimed director Nicholas Steele. Shot completely in HD TV, RAW HIDE stars Carmen Luvana,contract star for Adam & Eve Productions. Due to overwhelming requests from those online, and those who have contacted Carmen through her website,Carmenluvana.com, a full trailer has been cut to showcase more of this incredible adult blockbuster. The RAW HIDE trailer can be viewed and downloaded NOW at www.rawhidexxx.com. Adam & Eve is offering this state of the art preview and covering all bandwidth
completely free to all distributor, retailer, affiliate and fan websites in coordination with the September release date of RAW HIDE. Steele assembled an excellent cast to support Luvana in RAW HIDE. The film, which takes place in a small town on the outskirts of the dusty California desert, stars Evan Stone, Jessica Drake, Steven St. Croix, Laurie Wallace, Ava Vincent and Dru Berrymore. RAW HIDE gives a very sexy spin to the old-time Western. Unique sets, authentic clothing and steamy sex will cause even the grumpiest cowboy to put a little giddyap in his step. For more information, please contact: Katy Zvolerin, Adam & Eve, katy@adameve.com, 919.644.8100 x 3121; Craig Ledford, Adam & Eve, cledford@adameve.com, 919.644.8100 x 3262; Brian Gross, BSG PR, brian@bsgpr.com. 818.343.3673.

MORE MARY CAREY

California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey has just
announced that she starting a unique program to raise dough for her run for governor. Her plan? To go out on a dinner date with anyone who contributes $5000 or more to her campaign fund. During dinner, she is open to discuss ANY issues of importance to the contributor. According to Carey: As an independent, I don't have a large political party backing me, so I have to be creative and develop more unconventional methods of raising money. My campaign is going very well, we are getting a lot of attention. But we need money to keep the momentum going, to buy advertising and host more rallies such as the one we held in Sacramento this past Saturday. Wow, $5,000 for a meal? I know what issue I‚d be bringing up in the first minute of our conversation. If you‚re interested contacting Carey for a date, go to Carey‚s campaign web site (www.marycareyforgovernor.com), and contact the campaign through either e-mail (inquiries@marycareyforgovernor) or by telephone (323-981-1705).

GIRLS GONE WILD: FIRST SNOOP, NOW EMINEM

From the NY Post comes the following: Snoop Dogg did it, and now there's an Eminem "Girls Gone Wild" special floating around and just waiting to hit the market place. Music world spies say the rapper shot a Girls Gone Wild special but was unhappy with it. He has gotten his lawyers together to try and stop the video from being released,‚ the source says. It's probably a wise choice on the rapper's part after
Snoop was sued over video. Yeah, and it really hurt Snoops career, didn‚t it?

VISIONS OF JOHANNA...OR LINDA ASH..OR JUDY CUM

Just caught a replay of Woody Allen‚s Mighty Aphrodite in which his nebbish sportswriter character searches for the biological mother of his adopted child and discovers Mom‚s a none-too-bright porn actress/hooker played by Mira Sorvino and whose character is named Linda Ash, but, who performs under the name of Judy Cum. Besides some obvious impossibilities like having the porn biz set in NYC, there are enough dead-on impressions of the Biz that one has to wonder just how deeply Woody studied the porn world. In a brief scene upon first meeting Linda/Judy, whose character is the star of such porn epics as The Enchanted Pussy and Eager Beavers, Woody‚s character finds an open copy of Hustler Erotic Video Guide‚s old department Fresh Meat which features a quick flash of Mira Sorvino as Judy Cum. Of course, did Michael Louis Albo, the co-creator of this obviously satirical department, get any credit for his wit, or any compensation for his efforts? No, of course not. In Woody's eyes, I'm probably just some porn loser whose work he must havestudied deeply. Well, I never left my wife for my adopted Asian stepdaughter, so what do I know? It just goes to show you, if some psycho cyber-terrorist isn‚t wrecking my e-mail system, Woody Allen‚s ripping me for a quick but comic scene in on of his better movies of recent years. Better, mainly, because of Mira Sorvino‚s dead-on performance of a porn slut/hooker. Still, if Woody dug Erotic Video Guide enough to use it in his movie, you think he could have given me a call. Life‚s fair? Oh, you bet.

Michael Louis Albo
NEW E-MAIL TO BE ESTABLISHED SHORTLY

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AUGUST 19, 2003

JOE CONFORTE’S SAFE FOUND AT CABIN IN THE SKY

For those of you who only have vague recollections of “Cabin in the Sky” as a racially-insensitive movie by today’s standards, you should also know that it’s a happening eatery and night-spot in Virginia City, NV. It was also notorious, on-the-run, Mustang Ranch brothel owner Joe Conforte’s headquarters of sorts. Joe’s gone now, reportedly hiding out from the long arm of John Q. Law in South America.

During a recent remodeling of the building, a floor safe was found, and, as of this writing, the contents remained sealed inside. What’s in there is anybody’s guess.

I had the pleasure of speaking with Mark, the proprietor of the establishment about the fascinating find. Here’s some of our conversation: “Basically we were doing a remodel,” says Mark. “As you know, Joe Conforte lost his property to the IRS and I purchased it. In the remodel process, there was an apartment that was attached to the restaurant. We pulled up the linoleum and we found a floor safe. At that point we decide to just cover over it, and leave it unopened. Then we decided to make it into a media event by selling raffle tickets and give the contents away to the winner.” The raffle proceeds, for those of you with cynical minds, are being earmarked for disadvantaged kids.

Mark continues, “We’re working with the Community Chest up in Virginia City and also the Boys and Girls Clubs, the Make A Wish Foundation...We haven’t decided how we’re going to allocate all the proceeds, but we’re trying o cover all the bases.”

The drawing for the contents of the mystery safe is set for August 30, 2003. Interested parties who would like to get involved are given the following instructions:

“Contact us up at the Cabin in the Sky and we’ll be happy to sell them a ticket. The cost is $10. If contestants want us to mail us their tickets, they should make it $11 to cover shipping and handling charges.”

The mailing address for those interested is Safe Raffle, Cabin in the Sky, P.O. Box 698, Virginia City/Gold Hill, Nevada 89440. Phone 775-847-0266

If finding the safe wasn’t mysterious enough, Mark went on to tell a little bit about the history of Cabin in the Sky: “The Cabin in the Sky is haunted. We have at least two or three ghosts or whatever you want to call ‘em running around the place. We had a guy come through with an infrared camera and we actually got a picture of what people in that business call “an orb” which is a circle of energy. We’ve got several of those running around here. As a matter of fact, the activity seems to have mellowed a bit...probably because we’re pissing them [the ghosts] off with all the loud music we play. It’s funny because Gold Hill has a notorious history. The first big mother load in the state was found in Gold Hill and so who knows what kind of violent deaths and such occurred up in those hills?

Then again, besides the Old West stuff, you have to wonder what was going on with Joe Conforte and the way he ran his business. This [Cabin in the Sky] was truly his hangout and a lot of his business was taken care of here. There are plenty of stories about what could happen if you got on the bad side of Joe, so who knows what went down in that place?” So what could possibly be in that safe? Mark has some ideas: ”It could be a million dollars...or it could be nothing. Or it could be somebody’s finger or ear. Who knows? It could be anything.” Sounds like a good way to spend $10 or $11. Why not try your luck. The proceeds are going to a worthy cause.

JUDGE NOT....

It wasn’t so very long ago when AVN Publisher Tim Connelly was fairly close with Extreme Associate’s Robert Black. Now that there’s been the Big Bust at Extreme, Tim seems to be attempting to distance himself from his former pal. In a recent statement Tim said of the folks at Extreme: “You've got the worst example [Extreme Associates] in our industry… (Extreme) likes to think they're the Larry Flynt of their generation. They're the Three Stooges of their generation." Okay, that was the first barrel. Then Tim let loose with the second by adding, "I think they're awful human beings and I hate what they do, but do they have the right to do it? Yes, they do. You always have to defend your worst enemy in this business. I wish they'd just gone out of business." Your worst enemy? Just gone out of business? Gee, that’s a harsh assessment and hardly objective reporting for the “Bible of the Industry.” Especially coming from a guy who once professed to be a staunch Rob Black supporter when Rob was getting his career off the ground. Well, it’s nice that there was some mention of the importance of free speech and the need to protect it, but many in Pornoland are wondering if this nod to the free speech party line is merely cheap talk. Hey, I’m not judging anyone here. This is a feud between these two individuals. I’m just telling you what people are saying.

TIFFANY MYNX...ESCORT GIRL

As I reported a few months back, original nasty slut and former “Buttwoman” star Tiffany Mynx was offering her, uh, services, for a hefty fee. Another website has a report from one of Tiff’s alleged clients about his experience. According to the adventurous soul who ponied up the big bucks to party with a Real Life Porn Squidge: “She [Tiffany Mynx] would not allow the exchange of any body fluids, so no kissing on her lips were allowed. Then I read on this board a few posts back that Tiffany had a lot of rules and this information ...came directly from her. I kind of had a sickly feeling to spend so much of my hard-earned money on her...” Dude, have you ever considered going to the world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch? It’s safe. It’s legal. And they don’t just sell sex; they sell an adventure. Live a little.

HEY, USE YOUR OWN E-MAIL ADDRESS, JERK-OFF!

To quote Chuck Berry: “No, no, babe, it wasn’t me/It must have been some other body/No, no, child, it wasn’t me...” As always, I was checking my e-mail messages and received the following from someone calling herself whatagal828@yahoo.com. Her message to me? “Get lost...” Okay, but what brought on this bitter message? Fortunately, she supplied the offending message, which, I’d like to stress, was NOT from me: “J45guitar@aol.com wrote: This is a special excite game. This game is my first work. You're the first player. I expect you would like it.” Now, I have no idea what this “special excite game” could be, except that it mightily annoyed whatagal828@yahoo.com. First of all, while there have been some typos and oddly constructed sentences on this site due to the speed at which I need to work, I’m a former adjunct professor of English. Do any of you think that I would actually compose a sentence like “This is a special excite game?” Cripes. Even if I was on a big, old speedball hit, I would never have written anything that goober-like. Give me a huge break here. Secondly, I WORK in the porn business and I have no need to try and entice anonymous webchicks with vile, poorly written come-ons. However, I did feel bad for Miss whatagal828yaahoo.com and hit the reply button to tell her I had no idea about what she was talking and that I never sent her any messages. Her response? “Then someone is using your computer and/or name since I hit ‘reply’ to send back.” Well, I guess that proves I’m guilty. In the famous words of Dorothy Parker, “You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.” Oh, and by using a play on the word “whore,” I do not mean to imply in anyway that Miss whatagal828@yahoo.com earns a living that way now or at any time in the past. I do mean to imply that she’s STOOPID and should figure out at anyone could have used my AOL name, so she should just back off. However, the rest of you who have legitimate complaints and insults, as always, I welcome your coments.

Michael Louis Albo
j45guitar@aol.com

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AUGUST 18, 2003

SINEPLEX OFFERS FREE DVDS

From our friends at Sineplex Entertainment comes the following communiqué: “Hey, want free Sineplex DVDs? Sineplex is starting a street team. Street Teams members will talk up Sineplex on adult chat rooms, websites, and can help create and manage Sineplex fan sites. You will also receive free Sineplex product to give out to friends, and to your local adult book stores, head shops, strip clubs and tattoo shops. In exchange, you will receive a Sineplex T-shirt, free Sineplex DVDs and chances to win cool stuff. All members must be over the age of 18 and have a computer. To sign up please e-mail travis@sineplex.com.” Boys and girls, if you’re friends with a computer, this doesn’t sound like a bad deal at all. And the folks at Sineplex are cool people. I’d check it out.

WICKED GIRLS GO TO ATASCADERO

Those of us in California mainly know the coastal city of Atascadero as the location of a stet-run “home for the criminally insane” and where a number of some of the worst murderers in the state reside being deemed legally insane when they committed their crimes. Over the weekend, some new craziness hit town when Wicked Pictures’ contract stars Stephanie Swift, Julia Ann and Kaylani Lei hit the town with back-to-back public appearances on Friday and Saturday. The fun began on Friday when the girls showed up at adult retailer Diamond Adult World at 7253 El Camino Real Boulevard to promote their complete line of Wicked products, including tapes, DVDs, action figures, and Wicked Essensual Elements erotic novelties. They spent their time signing autographs and posing for pictures with fans at what's come to be known as the one of the area's top adult entertainment locations. Taking a brief respite for the night, the girls were back in action on Saturday at noon. So, the next time you’re up in Atascadero visiting one of your murderously insane relatives, check out Diamond Adult World. Better still, if you’d like to do an event with the Wicked Girls, contact Publicist Daniel Metcalf at Wicked Pictures (818) 349-3593 or e-mail daniel@wickedpictures.com.

THE KIKI DAIRE INTERVIEW!

I recently spoke with an old pal, Miss Kiki Daire about her time in the business, her ultra-cool website and the recent controversy about her personal hygeine. Here’s what she had to say:

Kiki, a lot of girls in the business have websites but potential subscribers never really know what they'll get until they pony up the dough. Your site has LOTS of freebies: pictures, an explicit diary, and plenty of other interesting stuff that make even a jaded person such as myself ready to whip out the credit card and subscribe. What spurred your decision to give away so much for free, and what can paying members expect?
KIKI DAIRE: The reason that my site has such an extensive tour is because I wanted to make it clear to the subscriber that it is MY site, run by me. Paying members can expect to see live hardcore shows with over 60 different women, all the full-size photos that go with my diary, original content, access to a number of other sites and video clips that are made both for dial-up and cable users.

Recently, there were some scurrilous rumors being passed around about your personal hygiene (I HAVE to ask this question, and I apologize).

What was the background to this story and why are there always so many idiotic rumors being passed around this business?
KIKI DAIRE: As far as rumors go [porn chick] Samantha sure started a firestorm! I have to tell you that as mortifying as it was to read comments like that about myself, the publicity was unbelievable. She claims that I was on a set with her and [porn stud] Dave Hardman and had issues. She's right, there were a LOT of issues. Dave seemed like he was on heavy drugs that day and we were having problems with each other throughout the day. Sam says that there were issues with my odor, and yet no one pulled me aside and mentioned it. Dave did try to say that there was something wrong AFTER I had yelled at him for slapping my ass so hard that it left a mark. So who knows? All I know is that I owe Samantha dinner for coming up with the perfect publicity stunt...even if it was accidental.

You've had a relatively long career. To what do attribute this?
KIKI DAIRE: I think that I've had a relatively long career because I've paced myself. I've made mistakes like everyone else, but I’ve managed to repair the damage as best as I could. I've also taken a fair amount of little breaks from the business to keep from getting burned-out and bitchy. Over the years, I've learned that being pleasant, easy to work with and focused are essential when onset. I do my best to be those things and turn in great performances.

The recent product coming out of the San Fernando Valley is becoming increasingly hard, vile and, one could even say, not even sexy. You once told me when we did an interview for Hustler Erotic Video Guide that you felt "uncomfortable" doing a gangbang scene for one of the "White Trash Whore" videos. How are you coping with the new direction the biz seems to be taking, and why do you think the business is moving in this direction?
KIKI DAIRE: I honestly think that if a girl truly likes to do the hardcore, vile stuff then she should do it. I also think that there should be a disclaimer on tapes saying the acts depicted are fantasies acted out between consenting adults. Part of growing as a sexual performer is taking chances and finding out what your limits really are. With the “White Trash Whore” video, I tried something new and found that it wasn't really for me. I think one of the major reasons that everyone is going so hardcore is because porn isn't taboo anymore. Hell, a lot of the songs on the radio and in clubs these days are straight up pornographic in some ways. People are desensitized and looking for more extreme ways to get their kicks.

Kiki, what special projects do you have coming up that our readers can look forward to seeing?
KIKI DAIRE: I've got new movies coming out as well a comic book slated for a 2004 release. I hired a publicist, Harry Weiss, and am planning on total porno domination. I've been touring a lot, so please look for me in your city or one close to you. And I can't forget the upcoming Tampa show!

THE (NOT SO) CHARMED LIFE

Long-time porn fans might remember a sweet, young (reportedly underage) blond porn chick named Nikki Charm. When I first started freelancing about the porn biz and was getting over my initial shock about the frankness of some of these girls, I read as sidebar on Miss Charm to an article I had written about porn’s latest crop of mercenary squack. In the sidebar, she talked about what a great time she had being sodomized over the front seat of a muscle car while she was all goobered up on Percodan. Sounded like a real fun girl, but we all have to pay up for the sins we committed yesterday. Such is the case with the former Nikki Charm. Charm is reportedly locked up in one of our fine California Correctional Institutions. Charm, whose real name is Shannon Eaves is currently serving a five-year sentence for several counts of burglary and grand theft auto following an arrest in October of 2002. She has recently been transferred from the Central California Women's Facility in Chowchilla to a prison camp near San Diego. Want to write to a real-life bad girl (who, back in the days was real looker)? She can be reached via snail mail at Shannon Eaves W97055, CDC Puerta La Cruz, Highway 79, Warner Springs, CA 92086.

FINALLY...A LAST NOTE FROM GUITAR TOWN

Guitardaddy wrote me again to thank me for my answer to his non-porn question of last week. I thank him in return and add that I forgot to mention that I also have a 1961 Kalamazoo-made Epiphone Century. If you’re in the market for a fine, American-made vintage guitar with a TON of cool vibe, look for one of these. They won’t cost you an arm and a leg, and cranked through a Fender Twin, you’ll make George Thorogood sound like a sissy. Play on, my brother...and thanks for visiting the site.

Michael Louis Albo
j45guitar@aol.com

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AUGUST 15, 2003

SOME WOULD CALL IT INDENTURED SERVITUDE

Metro Studios has announced the signing of journeyman std/director Pat Myne to an exclusive two-year, 80 picture deal. That’s right. 80 movies in two years. Do you realize what that means? In easy-to-understand terms, Pat will be shooting three videos a month. There are rumors floating about that the Metro executives are “concerned” about Pat’s off screen romantic entanglements and the slave-driving contract will pretty much ensure that he’s kept under the company thumb 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Oh, well, this country was founded on indentured servitude for those willing to make the sacrifice. Good luck, Pat. You’ve got your work cut out for you.

TAYLOR RAIN SEEKS EMPLOYMENT...AND I HAVE AN OFFER

Taylor Rain is reportedly seeking a new contract. Gossip has it that she may be about to sign with Legend Video, but who can say with any certainty what a porn squidge will do until she’s done it? She’s still “looking at other offers.” There is also word going around that some video companies, in today’s corporate porn climate, have “concerns” about rumors about Taylor’s alleged drug use. What the hell? Did I miss something in the few months that I was away? Porn chicks should be loaded to the gills. A stoned porn chick is the best porn chick. I thought everybody knew that. Some are making odds that Jill Kelly Productions might make a twelfth-hour offer. I, Michael Louis Albo, will make the following counter offer to Miss Rain: free hard drugs, a very nominal fee and all she has to do is come across with a monthly BJ to me and then leave when she’s done. Oh, and my contract’s not exclusive, so she can work for whomever else she wants. The only stipulation is that she doesn’t take the last speedball hit before splitting after the blowjob. Taylor, that’s a good deal if you ask me. I’d at least consider it.

MORE PORN CHICKS ON DOPE

Metro’s “American Ass #2” had some, uh, unusual moments onset when one of the stars, Holly Body, allegedly passed out during the first position of her anal scene. The rumor mill is humming with the theory that Miss Holly did a little too much GHB before her scene “just to loosen up.” Now as some of you might know, a lot of porn chicks used to consider this “designer” drug to be an enhancement to their sexual antics. However, there’s a fine line between turning a girl into a raging fuck-beast and the equivalent of an extra from “Night of the Living Dead.” Holly apparently crossed the line and turned into the latter. Bummer. It’s doubtful that this scene will ever be released. John Q. Law tends to frown on porn chicks doing their thing under the influence of anything. Just ask Max Hardcore and big-tit fuck-up Olivia.

BUST YOUR BALLS WITH ALEXA RAE IN DIGITAL G’S
LATEST RELEASE

From the desk of Digital G comes the following: “Director of Talent and Marketing, Robert Lombard is proud to announce Digital G's fifth release,"Ballbusters" starring that lustfully bad girl of porn, Alexa Rae. Alexa, who has retired from pornography, has become the owner of the hottest and hippest nightclub where sexuality has no limits! Alexa decides, when the heat is turned on by the local vice-cops, to turn her club into a ‘Ladies Drink For Free’ establishment thus turning the men-to-women ratio upside down and giving the vice-cops a diversion from their duties. Of course, they end up joining in on the fun. Even Alexa decides to come out of retirement and joins in on all the action. Club regulars include Jessica Drake, Nicole Sheridan, Gina Ryder, Taylor St. Claire, Brooke Hunter, Dolorian, Evan Stone, Steven St. Croix, Voodoo and Don Hollywood. So be sure to stop in at Ballbusters for a wild and wickedly entertaining night. Ballbusters is scheduled to open to the public on September 19th, so mark your calendars. For more info click over to www.creativeimagemgmt.com. And don’t forget to check out Digital G’s other releases ‘Sexual Fantasy’ (with Dru Berrymore and Ava Vincent), ‘Club Fantasy’ (with Syren and Ava Vincent), ‘Hooking’ (with Nicole Sheridan and Ava Vincent), ‘Jessica’s Place’ (with Jessica Drake and Dolorian), ‘Ballbusters’ (with Alexa Rae and Jessica Drake) and the September release of ‘Casino Sex’ (with Wendy Divine, Syren and Ava Vincent).” There you have it. Check it out.

...AND A GUITAR FREAK WRITES IN

Okay, when I said we were going to start a party at this site, I meant that sometimes we’d veer from the standard porn fare to other topics. I received an e-mail from guitardaddy who writes: “Okay, you probably have a Gibson J-45 guitar. What else you got?” Gee, nothing like getting right to the point. Besides the J-45, I have an old Gibson J-160e just like the ones John Lennon and George Harrison used to play when they were fab. Also in the arsenal are a Martin D-18, a Roy Noble Custom mahogany dreadnought, an old Guild D2-12 12-string, a 1946 Rickenbacher (the company stilled used the German spelling back in those days) Electro Model B lap steel made of bakelite, a three-pickup Jerry Jones single cutaway electric in the original body shape, a Jerry Jones custom Longhorn electric baritone in the original body shape and the ugliest turquoise color imaginable, a 1960 Gibson A-50 mandolin and a 1919 Gibson A-2 mandolin. I think that’s about it. (Oh, and if the footage of me trying to teach superstar Sunset Thomas a few licks for HBO’s part two of “Cathouse Tales” shot at Dennis Hof’s world famous Bunny Ranch doesn’t end up on the cutting room floor, please don’t judge my playing by that. Somebody shoved a student-model Yamaha into my hands and told me to tune up and get out there. Of course the place was noisy, the strings were old and there were about 15 amazing-looking hookers standing around. YOU try to tune a guitar without a digital tuner under those circumstances. I’ll see you at the flatpicking competition at Winfield next year and then we’ll see who has the last laugh, Sporty-Boy. But, it goes without saying, guitar players rule, so you guys and gals write in. Maybe stories about how a particular tune got you laid by somebody completely out of your league. Hey, if it’s happened to me, it’s had to have happened to some of you. If it was an original tune, I want to hear the lyrics. As always the e-mail address is j45guitar@aol.com.

Michael Louis Albo
j45guitar@aol.com

 

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