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THOSE WHO HAVE SENT E-MAIL FEBRUARY 27, 2004
After a year together that's culminated with her garnering both Best Actress and Best New Starlet nominations from AVN, Wicked Pictures is proud to announce that it has signed Kaylani Lei to an exclusive new two-year contract. Wicked's enthusiasm for the new arrangement is echoed by Kaylani herself. "I'm ecstatic. I enjoy the high quality of the movies, and the professionalism of the crews. I love the way Steve Orenstein really cares about us, and I really like being on board with the rest of the girls. I look forward to growing with the company." For her part, Kaylani is getting the news out this week with a pair of high-profile web and radio interviews. The excitement begins tonight at 5pm PTZ on KSEX Radio (www.ksexradio.com) when Kaylani hosts the first of her monthly appearances on Contract Superstars. The show will feature guests from all angles of the business, focusing mostly on big names and industry legends. KSEX maven Wankus is delighted to have the Wicked Girl hosting the show once a month, saying "you can't have a megastar interview-style show without bringing in megastar hosts to lead the program." The action continues Friday morning, February 27th in San Diego, when Kaylani goes live on 91X FM's Brand X Morning Radio at 8:30am as an official guest of the station's 3rd Annual Punk Rock Pro-Am. Featuring members of such radio-friendly acts as Sugar Ray and Green Day, the event is a celebrity golf tournament organized in part to raise donations for the Surfrider Foundation. It's a Wicked week indeed for Kaylani, who couldn't be happier. "I look forward to my future with Wicked. It's like a family."
One of the funniest shows currently on television, comedian Dave Chappelle is consistently dead-on hysterical. Jeremy will also be making an appearance on America's Most Wanted on March 13. No, he won't be arrested. He'll be sort of an "expert witness" on the porn business in a feature involving a missing girl who was thought, mistakenly, to have appeared in a hard-core video.
Presented with a chocolate cake, Michaels was congratulated by a number of well-wishers. Michaels, who has an exclusive distribution and production contract with Platinum X Pictures, will debut a new series, Hot Ass Latinas, that will ship on April 1.
A grass roots
effort has started to fight back against the FCC's encroachment of
the 1st Amendment Right to Free Speech and help keep pro-1st Amendment
people like Howard Stern on the air. While Howard's official stance
of being pro-porn or anti-porn has never been confirmed, hundreds
of the adult industry's famous personalities have been given a chance
by Howard, the on-air crew and his show's staff to express and promote
themselves to the general public at large. If Howard goes, the industry
loses one of its best assets for mainstream exposure. Please go to
http://www.petitiononline.com/efufcc/ and take a moment to sign the
petition and make your voice heard. ------------------------------------------------------ FEBRUARY 26, 2004
Why not? I pay for the premium channels. I'm not so crazy about learning about anything though. I just want to be entertained. Early this morning Encore Channel was showing The Blue Lagoon. Yeah, it's a faggy movie, but it does have a scantily-clad teenage Brooke Shields. Lesson learned? Time is the cruelest master of all. What happened to this chick? I mean, she was pretty much smokin' hot back in the day. She's not so hot these days. At least not as much as she was back then. (And, yeah, I already knew about the ravages of time, but I didn't need to be reminded of them at three in the freakin' morning.) Anyway, if you're into tight-bodied little honeys, check out this movie...if you can stand the crappy writing and the overall "chick flick" feel of the whole thing.
The company's not doing a bad job so far. Their latest ace-in-the pocket? Monica Sweetheart. The foxy Czech chick has signed on to direct and star in a new series called Monica's Sweethearts. According to her deal with Zero Tolerance, Sweetheart will put out four videos per year. Shooting for the first installment is scheduled to begin within weeks in Sweetheart's native Czech Republic.
So, my question to you is this: What are you giving up for Lent? Remember, 40 days is l-o-n-g time, kiddies. And it's generally considered gauche to give up something you won't miss like, say, poking yourself in the eye with a sharp stick. Me? I was going to quit smoking, but I wouldn't last the days until Easter. No sense in setting myself up for failure. But enough about me. I want to know what you True Believers out there are planning to give up.
It seems that the Internet porn site acquired a new celebrity video that featured Ohio newswoman Catherine Bosley taking part in a wet T-shirt contest during a key West vacation with her husband. Unlike the Paris Hilton affair, Bosley wasn't given a reality show when images from the contest started making the rounds on the Internet. No. Bosley was pretty much forced to resign her anchor chair at Ohio's WKBN. We ask you,
does this seem fair to any of you? ------------------------------------------------------ FEBRUARY 25, 2004
Two girls who have taken the word M.I.L.F. to a new dimension. Sammie Sparks and Nicole Moore will begin shooting the new reality based website "The Ultimate M.I.L.F" in April in and around Los Angeles. This different and unique website "The Ultimate M.I.L.F" will feature two of the busiest girls on the Internet Sammie Sparks and the one and only Nicole Moore. The object is to do what ever tickles their fantasies. These two rich spoiled M.I.L.F'S drive around town in their brand new spacious Lincoln Town Car, stopping in bars, restaurants, nightclubs, racetracks etc and picking up hot and awesome men to bring home and fuck. "The Ultimate M.I.L.F" will be produced by the Banan Entertainment Group, Inc. and Fuckmonster Network, directed, and shot by Steven William Banan. For the last year, Sparks and Moore separately have been turning the Internet upside down and inside out. Sammie told us she has never sucked so many different kinds of cock in her life, and she just loves it. Nicole said, male beware, she is ready to fuck thier brains out. ZERO TOLERANCE NEWS
Virgin Surgeon 2 Starring: Vicki J Directed by: Mark Davis Also Starring: Isabel Ice, Melissa Lauren, Iyesha, Envi, Mark Davis, Kurt Lockwood David Perry, Description: Improve your bedside manner with the Dr.'s prescription for pleasure! The renowned virgin surgeon specializes in treating the youngest and freshest new sluts looking for that special cure. He's been known to fill lonely pussies with oodles of cum, stretch tight sphincters to unthinkable limits, and provide orgasmic relief to undersexed sluts everywhere. With a PhD in ass fucking and a penchant for methodical ass-carving accuracy, this certified cock slinger has the cure these whores desire. So check out these tight teen virgins getting their precious cherries popped in every strokeable scene! Take 6 and call us in the morning!
"Who's Bobby Hollander?" is the question that has been flashed all throughout New York City this last week. Who's Booby, who's Bobby??? "Their going crazy" said, George King of INW Enterprises. the publicity company contracted to get the word out on the upcoming film "Who's Bobby Hollander?", produced and directed by Steven William Banan... Photo to the left is the hedgehog Ron Jeremy. The Banan Entertainment Group, Inc. also announced that they will be casting for "Who's Bobby Hollander?" in Los Angeles during the month of May, 2004. The days of the open call will be announced on The Liberty Network, WP&A-Adult News, The Python News Wire Service and by press release. Particularly we are looking for look a likes of Ron Jeremy, Candida Royal, Amber Lynn, Jamie Gillis, Serena, Sharon Mitchell, Tom Byron, Gloria Leonard, Pat Reishen, Max Hardcore, Michael Ninn, and many others, as they appeared in 1970's through the 1980's. The performers should be at least eighteen years of age and be able to perform sex in front of a camera.
According to reports, Shannon will remain in the coma for 20-30 days to aid in her recovery from her traumatic injuries. Getsit and her husband, Dave, lack health insurance, so a fund has been set up by a local swing club. The fund has been set up in the name of Monica M. Smith to ensure that Getsit remains eligible for government aid. Shannon's facing a long recovery. Reports indicate that, once out of the coma, she'll spend several months in intensive care and at least a year in physical therapy. To make a donation,
make out a check to Monica M. Smith. In the memo section write "Shannon's
Fund," and, on the back of the check, write "for deposit
only." Send to POB 555, Elizabeth Town, PA 17022.
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In the United States starting in the year 2005, the Banan Entertainment Group, Inc., and all of its associates and affiliates will no longer employee talent under twenty-one years of age. Furthermore, the Banan Entertainment Group, Inc. will no longer be using the word porn on any of its advertising and promotion, websites and box covers. The new word will be XXX Erotica. As CEO of the Banan Entertainment Group, Inc., I issued this directive after reading the front cover of last weeks Sunday Times. It is apparent that several agencies of the Federal Government will be looking into the actions of many, within the adult entertainment industry. Something that I assure you all will not be pretty. My companies and I have always felt we have been some sort of a leader and innovator within the industry. Therefore, it is most definitely in our best interest to move forward with these new regulations. Affective January 1, 2005, in the United States only the Banan Entertainment Group, Inc., will no longer employee talent under the age of twenty-one for any of our adult oriented productions. Also, we will drop the word porno or porn from any of our new advertising and promotional merchandising, websites, manufactured adult novelty products, DVD's and videos. We will replace it with the words XXX Erotica.
Something of the same is the mantra for German actress Sibel Kekilli, a mainstream winner of the Berlinale Golden Bear Award, the German equivalent the Academy Award. As revealed by the German tabloid Bild, Kekilli starred in at least six (and maybe as many 9 according to the English-language publication Deutshe Welle) hard-core films prior to 2003. "I made these films, but that is the past," said Kekilli in a prepared statement. Bild also noted that Kekilli's father "is in shock" over the revelations.
Over the weekend, I happened to channel surf over to VH1 and actually heard the phrase "peg boy" used just like you'd think it'd be used. Maybe it's because I don't get out much (at least in the gay world), but when did this phrase go national and become common usage? Whatever. It's still pretty damn funny.
We told you about the porn past of German film star Sibel Kekilli. We told you that the German tabloid Bild has described her father as being "in shock." According to
the English-language Deutsche Welle, here's what Daddy Kekilli had
to say: "The disgrace is too great for the family. Sibel moved
to Hamburg two years ago. Apparently she worked in the city hall and
now this news. I can never forgive her for it. I don't want to ever
see her again." ------------------------------------------------------ FEBRUARY 23, 2004
At approximately 10 PM last night Steve Banan had what appears to be another heart attack and a number of Transit Ischemic Attacks. Experiencing discomfort for over 24 hours Banan was finally convinced to go to Lancaster Community Hospital in Lancaster, CA. Currently resting at home Banan verifies having multiple mini heart attacks and a number of Transit Ischemic strokes from plaque breaking off the interior of arteries A stroke is a brain attack. It occurs when an artery in the brain is blocked or ruptured and blood carrying oxygen to the brain cells is cut off. A brain attack affects all activity from walking to speaking and breathing. Strokes, like heart attacks, require immediate emergency care. After a brief rest at home Banan plans to relax on a cruise along the west coast for a week with his wife and another couple. Steve at this time is involved in numerous projects including a production of "Barnacle Bill the Sailor" starring Ron Jeremy, Nicole Moore, Lani Lei and Vicki Vogue, as well as "The Bobby Hollander Story" and "Porn Star Camera" - a Candid Camera-like production.
In a business not known for its sense of humor, the porn parody has long been a staple, and for those who wish Ed D. Wood Jr. was still alive and making his wacky little movies, perhaps they fill a niche. Now Hustler Video throws it hat into the ring with Tobey Bryan's Backcourt Violation. From the unconventional spelling of the main character's name, to having him play for the fictional Los Angles Shakers, to having the team owned by a character named D. Gary Gus, all the hallmarks of truly bad parody are in place. Well, maybe it won't be that bad. Find out for yourself on April 29.
There's a rumor circulating that William Hung, a Berkley student who has gotten mucho milage out of his comically inept appearance singing Ricky Martin's "She Bangs" on TV's American Idol, is about to try his hand at porn stardom. Somehow, we kind of have the feeling that this is just wishful thinking. However, if it's true, we hope that the kid sings and "dances." That's entertainment. On the other hand, slipping into he world of hard-core would definitely lose cool points for William. His American Idol appearance was classic and you always want to leave 'em wanting more. More as it develops.
Why can some guys snag hot babes and get away with appearing in hard-core homo porn? Seems there's a conflict of interest there. On the other hand, tell a chick you're into wearing Nazi S.S. regalia and having tea parties with (legal) teenage girls, and all of a sudden you're some sort of decadent pervert. Hardly seems right. And somewhat judgmental...not that there's anything wrong with that. Maybe y'all
can explain it to me. ------------------------------------------------------ FEBRUARY 20, 2004
However, Steve Banan has been seeking to disrupt the harmony lately with his attacks on KSEXradio.com. We're not sure how this thing started exactly, and, more to the point, we don't really care. All we know is that Banan has been sending some of the funniest, most error-filled "notices" we've seen in quite a spell. Here's a sample of what we're talking about. Please realize that these are not our opinions, but Banan's alone. We present them only as entertainment. See how many typos and grammatical errors you can spot: KSEXradio.com, A Burbank, CA Internet Based Adult Website Stays Quite And Refuses To Address The Alleged Charges. New York, NY 02-14-04 Fastbroadcast LLG the parent for a local Burbank, CA adult Internet radio station KSEXradio.com, has remained quite and has not addressed the alleged charges, brought to the surface by The Liberty Network and WP&A-Adult News last week. This is most understandable, when you are guilty and have to stand accountable, you say nothing and hope it will go away. If you are to consider everything that has been surfacing in the last week or so, that KSEXradio.com was alleged to either directly or indirectly be involved with, you would have to believe that something or someone is asleep at the switch, at this Burbank, CA Internet based adult website. This generally means the man in charge. Porn Star karaoke at this favorite watering hole Sardos in Burbank CA, another publicity grabber created and sponsored by KSEXradio.com, has certainly seen fit to have their problems lately. A man that goes by the name of Scott Fayner of lukeford.com, another adult Internet rag allegedly was stopped by Burbank police and detained as he either entered or exited Sardos parking lot. In another incident, allegedly two young girls were drugged when certain kinds of mind-altering drugs were slipped into their drinks at Sardos. Yet again, in another alleged incident on Porn Star karaoke night at Sardos, in Burbank, CA, a well known personality had to subdue a drunk patron, when he would not release a hold on his date. We were told this gentleman was belligerent and kept harassing her. The Liberty Network received information, stating, allegedly Wayne Lewis aka Wankus, one of the partners of Fastbroadcast LLC the parent for KSEXradio.com, a local celebrity of some sought, knowingly employed and paid an illegal alien. The young woman in question who goes by the name of Layla Jade, a porn star who most recently appeared on Howard Sterns radio show here in New York, entered into the alleged conspiracy with Wayne Lewis aka Wankus. Layla Jade, an English born citizen, we were told allegedly has been illegally living and working in the United States without a visa for almost one year now. In a further cover-up, to defraud the United States government, it has been alleged that they entered into a conspiracy where Wayne Lewis aka Wankus, issued checks to Layla Jade under fraudulent names and social security numbers, that were supplied to Wayne Lewis aka Wankus by Layla Jade. Our own former publisher of The Liberty Network Steve Banan, told me that Wayne Lewis aka Wankus, told him almost one year ago, Layla Jade had know visa and was in this country illegally. Steven admitted, even with this information, because of his fondness at the time for Layla Jade, turned his head, and kept quite. He now admits, that was most definitely the wrong thing to do and he is sorry for his actions. He told me, when all the stuff started to hit the fan around a month ago, Homeland Security contacted him, in regards to the whereabouts of Layla Jade. He stated at the time, he did not know who she was working for or where she lived. Subsequently, she was dropped from his publicity agency. Porn Star Layla Jade, then sent emails and called several news agencies, stating that the press release was not the truth, Steve Banan is lying and she has a legal team working on getting her a visa. She also called Steve Banan and left a very disturbing voice message, yelling at him calling him a two-faced asshole, demanding him to pull the article off of The Liberty Network or Steve would have to deal with her attorneys. Subsequently, as a favor to one of our associates at MK Multimedia and not the raving demands of Layla Jade, when asked to pull the article, he brought it directly to me and our GM Robert Stewart, but the final decision to pull the article, was made at the time by our publisher Ms. Nicole Moore. There is more, Steve Banan told me, after several harsh words via emails last week, on both sides of the coin, between Steve Banan and Wayne Lewis aka Wankus. Mr. Lewis, accused Steven of spreading rumors and gossip about him and his dealing with several companies. He told Steven, he knows he wrote several emails to the Adam & Eve Corporation, trying to sandbag his deal with Adam & Eve prior to the AVN Convention in Las Vegas this past January. Wayne Lewis aka Wankus said, that Steve Banan informed Adam & Eve either by email or by phone of some sort of a pending investigation by the IRS and INS. Steven told him at the time and later told me. he never wrote any emails or made any phone calls to Adam & Eve about anything. Steven admitted that maybe in hindsight he should have. The only thing that we did was remove Adam & Eves name from the headings of our newsletter WP&A-Adult News and sent Adam & Eves publicity director a notification that the Banan Entertainment Group, Inc. and its affiliates would not publish any press releases, advertise or promote any products that had any association with KSEXradio.com. We asked that The Liberty Network and any of our owned website that are affiliated with Adam & Eve be dropped at once. There is even more to this story. We have learned from an inside source at Adam & Eve, that they allegedly did received several emails from an individual regarding an alleged situation that existed between the government and KSEXradio.com. We were told they were prepared to terminate the contract. Therefore, this would end the relationship and deal between Adam & Eve and KSEXradio.com prior to them being sponsored at the AVN convention this past January.. We were allegedly told, it was very close, but Wayne Lewis aka Wankus, assured Adam & Eve the situation was well in hand and being taken care of by him personally. Read it on the Python News Wire Flash and over 40 other news wires throughout the world...The Python News Wire Flash is the first news wire with all the adult news. Since 1978, we get it first around the world...Banan Entertainment Group, Inc.
Most of the time, the topics are pretty mundane, but recently a thread was started about "ear candling." Ear candling is a folk remedy for cleansing the ears by inserting a hollow candle into the ear canal, lighting it, and allowing the suction to pull out built up wax or other foreign objects. Sounded pretty 13th Century to me, but a lot of the people on the newsgroup are pretty backwoods. After a few days, a Yankee type wrote in with a few links that pretty much discredited the whole practice as quackery. In addition he provided a link to this site: http://buttcandle.com. Check it out. I'm pretty sure it's a joke because the only product sold is a T-shirt. That said, the F.A.Q. and Procedure sections are kind of funny. If this thing were actually on the level, I think the porn community would have embraced it...or it would have least gotten a mention from one of the many "gay gurus" currently on TV.
Still, Tim and I realized that one day Giovanni would return to her porno roots. It's just the natural arc of a career, and Aria is one smokin' hot babe. Now comes word that Giovanni has signed an exclusive production and distribution deal with Arnold Stein's Old Pueblo Distribution. The new deal calls for Aria to star and produce a series of all-chick releases with shooting on the first project to begin next week. As of this writing, the movie is to be directed by Jim Bristol and will star, in addition to Giovanni, Aimee Sweet, Monica Mendez and Jolena Jensen among others. Old Pueblo is aiming for an April release date. If you'd like
to pre-order the flick, contact Stein at 520-319-5709 or arnold@madeinmexxxico.com.
And if you don' believe me about Aria being one fine piece of pudding,
check out her website at www.ariagiovanni.com. ------------------------------------------------------ FEBRUARY 19, 2004
Porn auteur Jimmy D has cast his lot with an organization called XXXchurch, some sort of Christian outreach group which seems o have an overriding fascination with the porn community and fans of adult material. Jimmy D will soon be directing an anti-porn public service announcement for the group. Okay, that's sort of like Keith Richards doing a PSA for Partnership for a Drug Free America, but who are we to judge?
Seems that the drugs are still part of entertaining evening at the event if Lisa the Lesbian's experience is to be believed, and there's no reason to doubt it. According to reports, Lisa was slipped a drink laced with GHB that left her a near comatose, puking wreck. The fine folks at Sardo's are "beefing up" security in the wake of the event. We wish them luck. And, despite all the concerns, we are glad to know of a place to cop, if the need should ever arise on a week night. Porn and dope. Who would've thought the two would make such a lively combination?
Personally, we kind of favor the Weekly World News which focuses more n the important issues like women giving birth to big-head devil babies and, of course, the ongoing saga of the half-bat, half human creature known as Bat Boy. Still, celebrity gossip can be entertaining. Except when it comes to Paris Hilton who has, in our opinion, enjoyed her 15 minutes of fame and should now retire to let some other anorexic slut have a place on the runway. Of course, that ain't gonna happen. However, as long as the photographers insist on snapping Ms. Hilton, could one of them be bold enough to ask Paris to strike a new pose? For a "model," the girl has a rather limited repertoire. In fact, she only has one pose: standing like a human question mark with her head tilted to the right. It's getting old. May we suggest something with those twig legs spread? Just a thought to keep things fresh.
And, not to be one-upped by a bunch of girls, the guys are getting their units done so they can glow in the dark just like the chicks. If this trend continues, electricity may become a thing of thing of the past in cities from Prague to Budapest. Injections in the pee-pee? Sounds too painful to contemplate, but what do you expect from a bunch of backwards ex-commies? What happened to the good old days when recreational activities in that region included waiting for hours in line to buy bread and toilet paper? Sometimes you just have to ask yourself if freedom is really worth the price of admission. ------------------------------------------------------ FEBRUARY 18, 2004
Game Link and Video Team gave DEWAYNE and JO ELLEN HEINTZ the night of their lives when they scored an all-expense paid trip to the 2004 AVN Awards in Las Vegas. The couple logged onto www.gamelink.com last year and participated in the Game Link / Video Team contest, held exclusively on Game Link's website. The randomly selected winners were wined and dined last month in the city of Sin with the folks from Video Team and Game Link. "It was great," said Dewayne Heintz. "What can I say? The AVN banquet was a once in a lifetime event." Steered by a Video Team escort, the Heintz's tripped the light fantastic, strolled into the star-studded event with AYANA ANGEL, and scored stage side seats to the Western world's premier porn event. "We had to keep stopping for pictures," the still stunned Heintz said. "Hell some of the people were taking pictures of Jo Ellen. Thank you again!" Video Team honcho Christian Mann, one of the lucky couple's escorts, doubled up on his wining and dining of the Heintz's by walking away with awards for Best All Girl Series and Best Asian Series, "which was great." "The winning couple was very nice as well," said an amused Mann. "Which makes it all the more cool to give something cool back to the people that make it all happen for us."
"It is by far my favorite series to direct," said Director Wendi Knight. "I think there is something very sexual about a woman who can strip and then fuck her mans brains out. Plus it is every guy's fantasy to be at a strip club or bachelor party and have one of the girls who are stripping for you find you so attractive that she can't help herself and just fucks your brains out." Strip Tease then Fuck #3 will be released simultaneously on February 18, 2004. The first two installments of the series are currently available and feature top name talent such Dani Woodward, Trinity and Alaura Eden.
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Join Devinn Lane, Sydnee Steele, and Stephanie Swift February 19th as the Essensual Elements of Adult Entertainment visit the Sunset Strip location of the hugely successful Hustler Hollywood chain! The stars are coming out in force to promote their Wicked Essensual Elements line of adult toys distributed by California Exotic Novelties. The excitement will begin Thursday evening at 8:00pm, with Devinn, Sydnee, and Stephanie signing free autographs for their fans and promoting their latest toys, DVDs, videos, and action figures. Hustler Hollywood will also be supplying free raffle prizes and other surprises during the course of the evening. Hustler Hollywood is located at 8920 Sunset Boulevard, West Hollywood California, and the phone number to the location is (310) 860-9009. The event is open to the public and free of charge, so make this your time to explore the Wicked Essensual Elements…and the exotic world of Wicked Pictures. ZERO TOLERANCE NEWS
Strip Tease The Fuck 3 Starring: Ariana Jollee Directed by: Wendi Knight Also Starring: Shawnie, Lola, Shy Love, Melanie Sugar Cube, Kurt Lockwood, Mark Wood, Alexis Malone, Lee Stone, Mark Davis and Rick Patrick Description: Few things get your balls boiling faster than watching a scantily-clad cutie slowly strip down to her skin…but strip clubs suck! Whho needs an empty wallet and a full ball-sac just to sit and dream about a gorgeous gal getting banged? After our lovelies tease and titillate your imagination, they eagerly subject their bodies to some of the nastiest fucking and sucking ever lensed. First their clothes disappear, then their inhibitions follow! From the stage to the sack, these dirty dancers earn every dollar. Deep penetrating ass-fucking, cumspewing cock-sucking, super seductive strip-downs, and hardcore pussy poundings. These girls have all the right moves! MORE ON BARNACLE BILL
Yesterday on the set of Barnacle Bill the Sailor, was the culmination of what it is all about. Take slapstick comedy, mix it with adult entertainment and top it of with the legend, the one and only Ron Jeremy and you have a masterpiece. Ron Jeremy spent his morning appearing on 95.5 KLOS-FM with Christy Canyon on a Valentines Day theme show for Marc and Brian. Later on he was in studio at KTLA doing PR interviews for The Surreal Life. At approximately 1:30 in the afternoon, there was a knock on the door and who popped his head in, Barnacle Bill the Sailor, Ron Jeremy. The morning hours for the small on location crew of Barnacle Bill the Sailor, consisted of co-producer Steve Banan, still photographers Ernie Flores and Gordon. Ever so present were adult stars Nicole Moore, Lani Lei, and Vickie Vouge. To round off this motley crew was Joe Diamond, a writer for Fox/Gallery magazine. After breakfast everyone walked back over to the location, the setups were discussed. Lani Lei and her stepsister Nicole Moore put on their make up and their dresses and principal photography on Barnacle Bill the Sailor began. The scene begins with the famous knock on the door and those ever so humble words. Who's that knocking at my door said the fair young maiden. In this case Barnacle Bill, did not only have one fair young maiden (Lani Lei) he got lucky and had two, when he discovered her stepsister (Nicole Moore) hiding in the bathroom. After viewing the daily's I saw just about the hottest girl-girl scene and they were just messing around. They come back and shoot it for real this Tuesday. I understand, Brooke Hunter has been added as one the new fair young maidens and she will be shooting this Tuesday as well. Vickie Vogue was up next to test the man with the 10" cock who goes around the sea front community picking locks of the fear young maidens. The piece opens up and we find Vickie Vogue masturbating, when Barnacle Bill comes a calling. Barnacle Bill (Ron Jeremy) brings slapstick comedy as well as XXX hardcore sex to every scene. Directed by the legend Ron Jeremy the talent was at ease and following his every command and directions. Behind the camera a true genius Steve Banan brings nothing less then share enjoyment and pure genius to the piece. Looking at the behind the scenes footage that was shot, it looked like everyone was up for it and having a wonderful time. Vickie Vogue said, "I have worked with Ron Jeremy before, but nothing like this. The man is fantastic to work with and I would do it repeatedly, if hhe would have me. Steve Banan, well what could I say to loosen me up a bit and get my animation flowing, while we were shooting, he breaks out with this beautiful voice into a song from "The Sound Of Music", how do you solve a problem like Maria, but he changes the words to how do you solve a problem like Vickie. How do you catch a wave upon the sand. Within a couple of seconds, I and most of the crew and talent were singing right along with him.." Steve Banan told me " It was so easy working with a profesional the likes of Ernie Flores. Ernie, Gordon and i worked so great together; it was as though we had worked together in the past. That is what I need around me, photographers who just know the cuts. It makes my job so easy. Banan Enterianemnt Group offered Ernie Flores and Godon permanent positions when we are shooting as our still photograhers, they acepted and I am so glad to welcome them home." The last piece of the day's shoot involved Barnacle Bill (Ron Jeremy) picking the lock of Nicole's (Nicole Moore) door wanting to cum for more, while she was snoring in bed, Barnacle Bill crept in 10" by 10" step by step into her bed. She awoke suddenly to find her hand around Barnacle Bill's 10". Barnacle Bill the Sailor continues to shoot with new porn stars this Tuesday in and around Los Angeles. Nicole Moore said, "Ron Jeremy is a true professional that made me laugh. It was hard for me to keep a straight face with his boyish and devilish expressions. Not to mention he sure knows how to make a women climax. What was so amazing to me was his precise count down to the pop shot. Barnacle Bill the Sailor can be found on the FM Network later this month at www.barnaclebillthesailor.com If you
are female talent and would like to be considered for Barnacle Bill
the Sailor, as one of the fair young maidens email Banan Entertainment
Group, Inc. at sbanan@thevine.net ------------------------------------------------------ FEBRUARY 12, 2004
Semen around the world beware, the Incredible Gulp is swallowing semen like Moby Dick. The Incredible Gulp is the newest series from Zero Tolerance Entertainment and the third line from director Fletcher. Like the title suggest, the Incredible Gulp is a swallowing series where women swallow multiple, monstrous loads of cum, in one giant swallow. Shawnie, Cameron James, Julie Robbins, Elizabeth Lawrence and Katrina Kraven supply the vaginas, throats and asses for this highly anticipated series. However, the real stars of Incredible Gulp are the always lovely Taylor Rain and her colon. Taylor's pooper possesses the ability to make erections disappear so well David Copperfield would be amazed. "I am really looking forward to the release of The Incredible Gulp. I put a lot of time and thought into the production. My favorite scene is the Taylor Rain scene. She was on a little hiatus at the time so we covered her up and wheeled her in for the unveiling," said director Fletcher. Fletcher also directs the Black in the Saddle and Tag Teamed series for Zero Tolerance Entertainment. The Incredible Gulp is the first swallowing series for Zero Tolerance, however the tape is stuffed with anal, interracial and lots more hardcore action. Simultaneously released on DVD and VHS, the Incredible Gulp will be hitting store shelves February 18th, 2004.
Barnacle Bill the Sailor Shoots On Friday the 13th. This Friday, in an un-disclosed location in the San Fernando Valley of Southern California, principal photography on Barnacle Bill the Sailor, starring the one and only Ron Jeremy, will finally get underway. Barnacle Bill the Sailor, executive producers Steve Banan and Ron Jeremy, directed by Ron Jeremy, video photography by Steve Banan and in charge of still photography will be the very talent Ernie Flores. Ron and Steve plan to shoot two forty five minute scenes on Friday, one in the morning and the other in the afternoon. Barnacle Bill's (Ron Jeremy) fair young maiden, for the AM shoot will be newcomer Lani Lei and Nicole Moore as Lani's older sister. Vickie Vogue, will be his conquest for the PM shoot. Permission has been granted and the entire shoot and interviews will be covered by Fox/Gallery Magazine. Steve Banan told me in an earlier interview, "The skit or scene, I have written should be hilarious. I went over it briefly last week in detail with RJ and he thinks it's a hit and can't miss." Steve told me on another note, there has been mucho interest by a major network to turn Barnacle Bill the Sailor with Ron Jeremy, into an adult animated cartoon for prime time television. Even thought they are still in the talk mode, the number one choice for the first fair young maiden is without a doubt Jenna Jameson. I asked Steve Banan, if he had spoken to Jenna's camp about her doing the animation and voice over? "I have not as yet, but I plan to most definitely take care of that, if the offer is real and the money is substantial for the Banan Entertainment Group and of coarse both Ron and Jenna. To be perfectly honest, I think we have to settle down and take it one-step at a time. That is what Ron would tell me." For photo opts and information contact Banan Entertainment Group, Inc. at: sbanan@thevine.net / http://www.thelibertynetwork.tv
Steve Banan To Produce "The Bobby Hollander Story". Beverly Hills, CA 02-09-04 I spoke to producer Steve Banan this evening and he confirmed the rumors are true. The Banan Entertainment Group, Inc., has plans to produce "The Bobby Hollander Story". Steve said, "It has been on the table, we have been working on it for over seven months now". Bobby Hollander was one of the true legends of the adult industry. His career spanned over thirty years, until his untimely death in 2002. Steve Banan the executive producer told me, "I have supplied my company with over 50 pages of a private interview; I had with Bobby in the hospital a few weeks before he passed away. We have also hired several freelance writers, to go out and conduct interviews with certain people that were a big part of Bobby's life. As soon as all the information is collected, we will write the script and shoot it. " YOUR BIG BREAK
Looking For
Fresh Faces! We like the
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Sure, she's rich, doesn't have to work, and is famous for, well, doing nothing other than being born, but even rich skanks can get the blues. Now comes word that Paris is suing Kahatani Limited of Panama for $15 million, asserting that company illegally acquired the by-now infamous videotape of Hilton and then-boyfriend Rick Salomon in XXX-rated action and is selling copies on the Internet. Now that Hilton's reality show The Simple Life has run it's course, we suppose she has time to pursue other interests like sex tape litigation.
During an appearance on KSEX radio, Swift told Ginger Lynn that she felt there was a lack of hot chicks in her life, and that she'd be moving on to fill the gap. We have a feeling that if everybody followed this reasoning, employers would soon be at a loss. Well, maybe not.
Shocked not in the prude sense of the word, but shocked that anyone would find this material a turn-on. Sex is sex, kids, but when things descend into Fear Factor gross-out territory, I have to turn off the machine. I have to be honest, the show did hit me on a visceral level. It made me gag, and you can't get more visceral than that I suppose. The problem? The emphasis on splooge. More to the point, the emphasis on recycled splooge. Okay, I understand the importance of the "money shot" in porn, but come on, this obsession with gamete cocktails seems like something more appropriate in homo vids. Call em square, but have you ever considered focusing on girls? Just a thought.
Now comes word that the video just might be released in an expanded version titled Anal Plantation Redux. Of course, it all depends on the video finding a distributor that's not put off by the unfettered racism and ant-Semitism core to the film's story. According to one of the producers who wishes to remain anonymous, "The video's ready to go, but you know how people in this business are. They'll show all kinds of vile shit, but put in some dialog that is satirical or controversial, they shy away like a bunch of PTA members." Will the video ever see daylight? We kind of doubt it, but, having seen an early version of Anal Plantation, we can only say that world is missing a true comedy classic. This thing makes the works of Ed Wood pale by comparison...and there's hard-core in it too. ------------------------------------------------------ FEBRUARY 10, 2004
Adam & Eve is pleased to announce that its exclusive contract star, Carmen Luvana, has renewed her contract with the company for an additional year. The newly-inked contract calls on Luvana to appear in as many as 12 movies for Adam & Eve in 2004; Luvana will also have the opportunity to try her hand at directing. She will direct at least one movie for the company this year. The star, who's won numerous industry awards, sees this as an opportunity to let her many talents shine. "Adam & Eve's been great to me this year," she said. "I look forward to directing my first movie and seeing all the friendly faces at Adam & Eve again. The fans should be ready for my hottest year yet!" Luvana's latest film, Sex Across America 9: Puerto Rico, features the island native turning up the tropical heat; it's set for release February 13, 2004.
Dig his latest comment on Rob Black's "Anal Milkshake" movie: "This was the man [Black] that brought us "Cocktails" and "Forced Entry." And this is the man that could potentially put us all out of a work if his case doesn't go well. I can't help but think that it's a little irresponsible to be indicted for obscenity then go and make the anal milkshake movie. And I also think it's a pretty stupid thing to do. It's a really bad premise for a movie." So how does one make an anal milkshake? Take one whore, dump repeated loads in her colon, add sugar and ice cream to taste, shake, eject and bon apetit.
So what? Well, the bash was cohosted by porn squink Dayton and Internet babe Francine Dee. Also on hand were hip-hop luminaries B2k, JIN the MC, Pharrell Williams.
Shot in 1997, the video was the brain-child of a wealthy Atlanta, Georgia, businessman with a thing for history and interracial sex. According to those who have seen prints of the video, the movie insults just about every ethnic group imaginable with its revisionist take on the whole slavery issue. Starring local unknowns and featuring a huge budget with lavish costumes and sets, "Anal Plantation" is sure to set race relations back to pre-1962 levels. And the sex? Well, with all the other stuff going on in the movie, does it really matter? We'll
keep you posted on developments. ------------------------------------------------------ FEBRUARY 6, 2004
Here's your chance to go on a road trip you'll never forget. Survive the adventures planned for you and you will be rewarded handsomely (in sexy memories, at least). Just throw away your inhibitions and Devinn Lane will take care of the rest. Forget the rules, these are Road Trixxx. Adult industry leader Wicked Pictures is pleased to announce that AVN award-winner Devinn Lane will be taking XXX cross-country reality video to the next level with Road Trixxx - and two lucky listeners from Los Angeles' 106.7 KROQ FM have the chance to go along for the ride! In an official statement, Devinn states, "I feel that Road Trixxx will be the perfect combination of reality, sex and fun. I hope to create a project where people can feel free to be spontaneous and real. The response has been through the roof already, and I look forward to working with KROQ for radio promotion and Sheri's Ranch Resort (www.sherisranchresort.com) as one of my location sponsors." Devinn will be going live on KROQ tomorrow morning, February 5th between 8-9am to reveal how two listeners can get involved in this sexy cross-country road trip. As a part of Devinn's road team, the chosen participants can come along for the ride and observe the action up-close as on-camera non-sex guests, or opt to maintain an off-camera, "behind-the-scenes" presence. Either way, guests can count on being witnesses to some incredibly erotic experiences.
ORDAINED has been listed on the ballot for the Ninevolt Virginia Music Awards. Pick up a copy of the free magazine in the Hampton Roads/ Richmond area. ORDAINED is listed under the Best Hard Rock band. Get your votes in now! The guys are busy editing their new long form video package "Altar Vidego". The video will feature 3 music videos from songs off the new ORDAINED release "Altar Ego", along with never before seen backstage and after show footage, artwork, still photos and out-takes. XXX film star Lovette is featured in both the SINsored and UnSINsored versions of the video for "The Diary Of Jack The Ripper". Shot at various locations in VA, NC, and NJ, "Altar Vidego" promises to give the ORDAINED congregation and Heavy Metal community a glimpse into the SINsanity of this band. Visit their SINternet site at www.ordained.net.
All that changed Thursday morning with a brief call in segment. Not the greatest interview that Stern has ever done, but it wasn't Ron's fault. Stern admitted that he just couldn't think of things to ask Jeremy...although he did ask about Ron's ability to fellate himself. Still, it's another item Jeremy can add to his mainstream credits. Good show, Ron.
Has Matt Zane been "banned" from the pages and website of the all-powerful AVN nexus? That would seem so out of character from the fine folks at the adult industry's leading trade publication. Still, Zane believes it to be true, and, as he told Felicia Fox and Tim Case on their Lust for Life KSEX radio show, he has a theory about the situation: "Maybe Paul Fishbein is a Christian and he has problems with the fact that I sold my soul to the devil for rock n' roll. I don't know. But he's been quoted as saying I'm the biggest fuckin' loser in the world. This is really odd coming from a guy that I've never said anything about AVN. I've always been very supportive of what they've done." Uh, Matt,
check out Paul's last name. Does it sound remotely Christian? Also,
if one sells his soul to the devil, can he get a refund? We've always
been curious about that.
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"Hey, have you ever heard of something called a 'Chatsworth potato chip,' and if you have, could you tell e what it is?" Burt, it would be my pleasure. Rest assured that once you have the answer, you'll regret asking. A 'Chatsworth potato chip' is composed of bodily fluids which have dried to a crust and have been peeled off a leather, vinyl or naugahyde couch. If someone offers you one, I would strongly advise against eating it.
Some of us are old enough to remember a world before MTV replaced image for music, and when rock and roll had some edge to it and wasn't pre-packaged rebellion. The uproar that surrounded Jimi Hendrix's and Jose Feleciano's renditions of The Star Spangled Banner come to mind. But, as Lou Reed once mumbled, those were different times. Now we're subject to the whizz-bang flash of lip-syncing pseudo-artists doing heir level best to recreate their latest mass-market appeal videos. And so, was anybody surprised at Justin and Janet's "wardrobe malfunction?" How 'bout that sundial/pastie Janet was wearing? Why was she wearing it? How 'bout the revelations that photographers were told where to stand to get the best shots of the "impromptu" moment. Hey, I like skin as much as the next guy, but I don't like hype being rammed down my throat. Where's Christina Aguilera - or Hillary Duff - when you really need 'em? Aww, forget it. MTV has warped everybody. I'm going to slip on the vinyl version of "Exile on Main Street" and get stoned.
Brian's a smart guy. More people in the music business should listen to him to avoid looking like complete fast-buck goobers. Case in point, Dave Grohl of Foo Fighters. See his side band Probot's "Shake Your Blood" video and watch the ladies of goth/porn/what-the-hell website suicidegirls.com bump and grind. Ooh. How revolutionary. Well, now that the band has shot a video with sorta-porn sluts, their outlaw status is sure to be recognized by "the kids" who will, no doubt buy tons of CDs and make these guys rich(er). Rock on!
It used o be you only saw them on "sensitive/creative" dudes, but the trend has been picked up by hipster chicks over the past couple of years. It seems to have reached epidemic proportions now. Hey, girls, those glasses looked retarded on semi-guys...and they don't look any better on you. Smarten up. And while you're at it, knock off all that piercing jive. Trust me, it ain't that hip when girls in Trinidad, Colorado, are doing it en masse.
Zero Tolerance Entertainment announced an exclusive directorial deal with popular European adult star David Perry. Perry best known for his work with Private Media, will direct a new series entitled Gaper Maker for Zero Tolerance Entertainment. The veteran adult performer has starred in countless videos and has won numerous awards including, Hot Video's Male Performer of the Year. Perry will be shooting multiple lines for Zero Tolerance Entertainment; Gaper Maker and a soon to be named double anal line. Perry, a native of France, will shoot most of his principal photography in the city of Budapest, in which he currently resides. As part of the two year deal, Perry will release one video a month for Zero Tolerance Entertainment. Gaper Maker volume one will be available on March 17, 2004. "I first came across David while we were shooting in Europe. He is such an insane performer and I have never seen someone make girls gape the way he does. It's truly an art form,"said Zero Tolerance Entertainment President Greg Alves. David
Perry has cited industry veterans such as John Stagliano and Christoph
Clark as influences for his shooting style. Perry has spent the better
part of a decade as a performer in high-end features and gonzo videos.
Perry has been described as "Europe's most prolific performer"
by Cly Maxwell of the popular adult retail website Search Extreme. ------------------------------------------------------ FEBRUARY 3, 2004
You know how we love your e-mail, and some of you have outdone yourselves. Take "Huck," who writes: "Forget porn sluts in movies. How about mainstream hotties? I just saw a movie called 'Big Fat Liar' that starred Amanda Bynes. Have you seen this little honey? She's as juicy as a freshwater clam. Check her out in those lowrider jeans and the baby-T. That's what I call hot!" Uh, Huck, hate to rain on your parade, but have you stopped to consider that Ms. Bynes is, what? 13 or 14 years old in that particular movie? Might we respectfully suggest that if you're going to have a fixation on some movie chick she be of legal age? In fact, there are any number of XXX videos of the "barely legal" variety that feature women of legal majority who LOOK pubescent, but who are, in fact, 18 or older. Now, go do your thing, but keep your underage obsession to yourself. You're kind of creepin' us out.
So what? Well, it seems that last month, local authorities began investigating a young man who, brilliantly, was growing reefer in his parents' house...and then displaying the results on the Internet. When the cops searched the house, they found a homemade tape of Peter Gridley, Andrew Bolduc and Eamonn Leonovicz having sex with two girls under the age of 16. It appears that the erstwhile pot farmers plied the girls with drugs and alcohol and that the encounters took place in Gridley's parents' home. The parents' home? How uncool is that? No wonder they went after young chicks. Any legally aged chick is going to laugh at some goober who lives at home with mom and dad. Maybe these guys should take Huck's advice and rent "Big Fat Liar." Oh, and maybe they should lay off the pot. Seems that smoking that shit has made them stupid.
And it seems that there's a judge for every demographic. Pervs can tune in to fantasize about The People's Court Judge Marilyn Milian. Bitter old bags can root for Judge Judy. And wannabe "playas" can live vicariously through Judge Joe Brown while they wait for their county checks to arrive. Well, in an upcoming episode of Brown's show, they can also see Nicole London of Outback Productions slug it out with webmaster Danny Wallace over perceived mishandling of London's website, ouutbackxxx.net. No air date as of yet, so you'll have to check your TV Guides, but, hey, if you're home watching television during the day, can you honesty say you have anything better to d with your time?
Now it seems that Steve has once again stepped into it with a Superbowl promo scheme called stripperbowl.com. Our pals over at adultFYI.com have all he lurid - and completely Seidmanesque - details over at their site. Need a
laugh? Go there now and check it out. ------------------------------------------------------ FEBRUARY 2, 2004
Adult superstar GINA LYNN has signed an exclusive contract with Paragon Publishing, Inc. and CLUB Magazine for an initial period of eighteen months. After 30 years of producing the top-notch glamour publication, CLUB will also venture into the adult video realm and is happy to announce their alliance with GINA is for both print and video projects. "GINA's a fantastic performer with a huge media presence and we're thrilled she has chosen CLUB to showcase her talents," stated U.S. Editorial Manager Lisa Massaro. "In addition to her beauty, GINA has a professional demeanor that combines with her personal charm to make her a pleasure to work with and the ideal person to represent our company." GINA's first contract layout was shot by respected industry photographer Laurent Sky and will feature her as the cover and centerfold model of the July issue of CLUB, on sale May 4. In addition to her still photography work, GINA will perform in 9 high end video productions for the company and also be the figurehead for the clubonline website, which is being relaunched in a new format approximately March 1st. Produced and directed by Lorenzo Santini, the first video project for CLUB, Gina Lynn Reinvented, will be shot the first week in February and the projected release date is mid-May. Even after headline-making appearances in the Eminem video, "Superman" and the Robert DeNiro/Billy Crystal movie Analyze That, GINA feels that the best is yet to come, in both her upcoming projects for CLUB as well as her mainstream appearances. GINA is getting ready to launch her "Strippers Down 'n Dirty" series with a direct response promotion on MTV, MTV2, Comedy Central and E!, and has been chosen as the 2004 bottle model for labels on the energy drink "Sum Poosie"; both of these are planned for February release. GINA will also be appearing on a billboard in Times Square, NYC to advertise the 5th season of the HBO hit series, "The Sopranos", in which she has a speaking role with James Gandolfini. For more
information, contact Lisa Massaro, CLUB Magazine,
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to door maps to the event, visit Asianmodelpalooza.com ------------------------------------------------------ JANUARY 30, 2004
Seems we were on the right track. Poor ol' Jessy had his shot and couldn't get it up. The wood problems have led to Jessy's early retirement. Because of the trouble, the producers now have to delay the launch of the JoePornStar.com website while new footage is shot with contest runner-up, porn stud hopeful "Freddy." The site is now scheduled to be, uh, up, on Friday, January 30.
Seems that an upcoming movie, Regency's The Girl Next Door, which is to be released March 12 by 20th Century Fox and which star's actress Elisha Cuthbert bears an eerily similar plot - and the exact same title - as a Ross-penned 1994 Video Team release which starred Lexus Locklear. So far, no comments from Regency, but Variety has picked up the story. Go, Gene.
Well, Salomon has now offered to drop his suit...if only Paris's dad will agree to allow Salomon to distribute the tape on a "pay-per-view" basis. Hilton attorney Heather McCloskey called the offer "beneath contempt." Ah, lifestyles of the rich and famous. BUCKWHEAT LIVES!
Click on over to foxnews.com/story/0,2933,109759,00html to read about "Godfather of Soul" James Brown's domestic violence arrest. Dig, the mug shot. Could it be that Brown is Little Rascal Buchwheat's long-lost twin? Time to "Get on the Good Foot" for the "Big Payback." Okay, now "I Feel Good." ------------------------------------------------------ January 29, 2004
(LOS ANGELES, CA) - The Floating World XXX Calendar (http://www.thefloatingworld.com) has made it easier for you to keep up with your favorite adult news and gossip sites. Every headline from the past 24 hours is listed online and linked to its source at http://www.thefloatingworld.com/news.html. And if you just want to check out headlines posted within the last hour, you'll find them on the site's home page. Which sites do we currently track? AVN, AVN Online, Adult Industry News, Adult FYI , Adult Beat, Adult Film Fan, The HardCore Source, Hardcore Gossip, Pornblography, Adult Stars News, ASM Daily, Luke Ford, Hustler Porn Gossip, The Porno Reporter, Mike South, Pornblography, Simply Jimmy D, Rog Reviews, The Industry Voice, The Liberty Network, Tod Hunter, Yes Portal and even the Bomis Babe Report. If you know of an adult industry news source we're missing, let us know. We're perfectly happy to drive traffic to your site, as long as you're keeping us informed. Or whatever it is you do. If you're interested in industry news for webmasters – stay tuned – you'll soon find a complete 24-hour roundup within aa new section of the site. About The Floating World: The Floating World (http://www.thefloatingworld.com) created the first complete Adult Events Calendar in 2000, featuring free information about strip club feature schedules, online pornstar appearances and adult industry conventions and events. Since then, The Floating World has been offering to industry professionals a timely and accurate overview of the events they need to track; and to fans, information about the events they want to attend. The Floating World offers free events listings and promotion to the entire adult entertainment industry.
Peter "Matt Ramsey" North? Are you listening? Well, it happens outside of porn too. See the stories circulating about Cleveland Indians minor leaguer Kazuhito Tadano who admitted to appearing a gay porn video three years ago when he was attending Japan's Rikkyo University. In a press conference called to "assure" the public that the video was a one-time deal and that Tadano's "not gay," the pitcher had some unintentionally funny comments. The best? "I was young, playing baseball, and going to college and my teammates and I needed money." Uh, maybe you could get a part-time job that doesn't involve cocksucking? Just a thought. "THANKS, MR. LARRY!"
Vicky Vette, this year's Hustler Beaver Hunt winner, received her $5,000 check from Larry Flynt and posed for photos with the porn mogul...and her husband. If you've got a sense of humor, skip on over to avn.com and check out the photo of the occasion. Is it just us, or do Larry and Mr. Vette seem to be having more fun than Vicky? Well, she is
38, so maybe she was just tired. Geritol can help from what we understand.
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The company is selling watches with the faces featuring the images of Nikki Benz, Krystal Steal, Gina Lynn or all three posed together. The timepieces sell for $39.95. To up the collector potential, production of each design will be limited to 250 pieces. Soon-to-be-released, the watches will be available for sale at the following sites: Pleasure Productions.com, Pleasurevip.com, Shopnikkibenz.com, ShopKrystalsteal.com and Shopginalynn.com. Check it out and get yours soon. Hey, they look cooler than your vintage Swatches from the '80s.
Consider the British-based website Girls Kissing UK. Nope, it's not some hot-and-heavy chick-on-chick site. It's a NON-pornographic site featuring pics of chicks kissing each other. Guess some viewers don't like going all the way. Still, the site's been around for the last five years, so somebody's checking in. And now the site's finder is coming to Los Angeles for the summer to shoot "porn stars and models" for new site content. Ought to be fun...but not TOO fun. At least for those of you looking for hard-core.
Well, come on. As an attention-hungry porn slut, do you really think she's ever going to let go of he one thing that brought her a degree of notoriety? In conjunction with Kick Ass Pictures (which should have gotten its ass kicked for loosing the whole gubernatorial hype on our state), the VHS and DVD versions of Run Mary Run will be released this week. Described as a "behind-the scenes spoof," you know pretty much know what you're in for when you've got a character named Spooge Cruztamante played by Ron Jeremy. Well, we suppose it's all in good fun. Check it out on January 28. And count your blessings: In a world that's just a little more fucked up than this one, Mary could have been the governor.
He's supposedly sending me a copy. Yeah. I'll believe it when I see it. Vanity, thy name is woman. Don't worry, you'll be kept posted. And if it turns out to be the real deal, we'll let you know how to get your own copy. We just wonder, if this trend is on the level, when our American porn chicks are going to get in on the glow.
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And then reality hit. Right now, my little schoolmarm is in the next room sleeping off a hangover. I've been trying to get her up an out all morning, but she just makes these little squeaks, rolls over and pulls the covers over her head. Great. She came over last night for a birthday celebration and she brought a couple of bottle of wine with her. I don't drink. She shouldn't. As the sauce hit, she became, uh, loose. After dinner, it was typical boy-girl stuff, but then she started making demands. "Jack off for me, honey. It's my birthday." Kind of out of character...and I'm not gonna be sitting in my own living room pulling my pud like some chimp in the monkey house. Suffice it to say there was a lot of back-and-forth, offers and counter-offers. She did do a slow strip, but that was her idea too. Then she passed out. Lord, spare me from drunk chicks.
She did have in her possession some of that KY Warming Liquid. I'd seen the commercial on TV, but never had the desire to go out and buy any of the product. Too much effort. Well, that's what girlfriends are for. Maybe I need to rethink this "No booze for you, baby" position. She still won't cross the line and indulge in the narcotics. That's something that can be controlled...by someone other than the user. Well, okay, it was an interesting evening. Still, there are some chicks you just don't want see acting like a tanked-up whore.
John Paul II got into it over the weekend moaning the blues about sex in media, and the promotion of premarital, extramarital and homo-style sexuality to push products. Okay. All I want to know is where are these ads? Worse, are they that prevalent? And if they are, have I become so desensitized that I can't see them when they're right in front of me? Probably.
I can't split because it's my place. What to do, what to do? Guess I'll have to play it by ear. Great, now she's getting sick. Girls, do your men a favor...don't drink. Back to our
regularly scheduled programming tomorrow. ------------------------------------------------------ JANUARY 26, 2004
Now comes word that David Holland who played drums for the band during the '70s and '80s has been convicted of attempted rape of a teenager. Well, let's clarify that. A teenage boy! While Holland denied the charges against him, there were plenty of creepy moments that would cause one to raise eyebrows. Ostensibly giving the 17-year-old boy drumming lessons, Holland said, "He [the boy] was aware that I am bisexual. I believed that he was of the same persuasion as myself." Oh, whatever happened to the days when English rock stars liked chicks?
He won't be shooting anymore. The 83-year-old photographer lost control of his car on Friday while leaving West Hollywood's famous Chateau Marmont hotel and crashed the vehicle into a retaining wall. CHASEY LAIN'S COMEBACK
Well, now comes word that Chasey's been shooting scenes for New Jersey's Pleasure Productions. Everyone's favorite alleged bad girl has shot three videos for the East Coast company, including Chasey Meets Krystal in which she co-stars with Krystal Steal. In addition are Chasey's Back and What Is Erotic? Sounds like
all productions will be real fun affairs. Good to see that she's not
just frittering her life away. ------------------------------------------------------ JANUARY 23, 2004 LAYLA
JADE IN CHICAGO Layla will be co-hosting the show and will continue her duties tomorrow night during Mancow's Comedy Against Terrorism Show at Chicago's Rosemont Theater. The Friday night show will feature some of the nation's top comedy acts, including Doug Stanhope of Comedy Central's The Man Show. Joining everybody will be "Porn's Number One Contract Boy," Ron Jeremy. According to Hof, the comedy blowout is "to show the terrorists that we can still laugh and have fun...and that they're not winning." Tickets are available at ticketmaster.com, so if you're in the Chicago area, you don't want to miss this comedy showcase. Layla herself has been making quite a few waves lately. With over 350 movies to her credit, a column with AVN Insider and a KSEX radio show, Jade's becoming quite the media presence these days. According to Hof, "Following Layla's spectacular appearance on the Howard Stern Show, we"ve decided to involve her more with doing media for Team Bunny Ranch. She's great and I can't say enough about her." See for yourself and click on over to laylajade.com and bunnyranch.com.
Well, cheer up, Bunky. you can always go over to www.joepornstar.com. It's a place where dreams are made. A shot at porn stardom has already happened for the unfortunately named Jessy "The Rod" via Joe Porn Star. However, looking at "The Rod's" credentials give us an inkling that porn studhood was in the cards for this guy from Day One. Consider: He's originally from Brooklyn, NY. His hobbies include banging on the bongo drums and "partying." He's chosen a total dorky stage name for himself. If ever a 22-year-old kid has been destined for, uh, fame, it seems to be young Jessy. Will he make it to the bigs? Well, it all depends upon how well he can perform. So far, he's untested, but we'll follow this story...if he's successful.
That's when my colleague offered up the opinion that male stripping a la Chppendale's and the like ran a close second. "Those guys might not be rubbing each other's units, but prancing around in a strip show is pretty fey." Okay, time for you readers to weigh in on the topic. Are male strippers closeted (and maybe not so closeted 'mos?) For the record, I'm kid of stumped on this issue. (And, as one who doesn't frequent "Ladies Reviews," I don't really care.)
Invariably, there were caveats about "I don't really like all-girl porn." Okay, I can see that you might you might not like the prissy, prim, kissy-face stuff, but there's a lot of really hard-core stuff available too. Besides, with all-chick stuff, you don't have to be confronted by some mook with the I.Q. of an ice cube and a salami that makes yours look like a toothpick banging the kind of chicks you'll never be able meet let alone plook. But maybe I'm wrong. Maybe the all-chick stuff is strictly from Squaresville. Let's hear what you have to say on the matter.
Seems Hamilton, getting into the high-brow antics of the creators of MTV's "Jackass," showed up at the Waynester's place in the company of a camera crew. Steele was, according to Wayne, swigging beer, puking it up and then drinking the spew. Classy. Think about that for a minute. On second thought, don't. I just did and I already have the gags. Welcome to porn's new century. Anyone want to turn back the clock? ------------------------------------------------------ JANUARY 22, 2004
Of course, we refer to the ongoing saga of Chasey Lain's alleged Las Vegas overdose. Want to be confused? Amazed? Dumbfounded? Then point your browser over to adultFYI.com and read the latest from our buddy Gene Ross. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll scratch your head in wonder. And then you just might reach for your crack pipe for a little clarity.
I was surprised. Here's a person who knows my stance on the practice of double anal" it's okay with toys...it's kind of gay with two dudes. Why? Well, think about it for a minute, Sparky. You have two guys sliding their units against one another in a very enclosed space. That's almost guy-on-guy action, and that, without a doubt is gay. I don't think he followed my logic.
Speaking to Gene Ross on the subject, Night said that she's become "picky" about the black dudes she porks. "Personally, I don't like working with what I would call ghetto black guys." Ghetto black guys? Is that an attitudinal thing or is it a geographical thing? Night didn't elaborate, and we doubt that she'll take any flak for her statement, but as long as it's a personal thing, we suppose she can do anything she wants to do. It's her body after all. We just have a feeling that poor, dead Strom Thurmond would have sent out an aid to pick up some of this girl's videos. Or maybe not.
Follwoing the lead of lukeford.com's Scott Fayner, Al has reportedly up and gotten himself married. As the Post reports, Goldstein entered into his fifth go-round of matrimonial bliss by tying the knot with 28-year-old Ava Maharaz. It's the first time around for the blushing bride Ron Jeremy was reportedly the best man. The happy couple
will reside in Pompano Beach, Fla. ------------------------------------------------------- JANUARY 20, 2004
Here's what "Batty" had to say: "I don't know why you seem to be so encouraging of porn stars using drugs. I don't want to think that these beautiful women are all strung out. I want to think of them as clean as wholesome..." He goes on, but it's pretty much in the same vein...so to speak. Batman, I know that drugs have Gotham City a scary place for you and the good citizens, but some people just aren't cut out for the doper lifestyle. Other people are, and should be allowed to do what they want to do with their own bodies. As for porn sluts on dope, you think it's "clean and wholesome" to do all the anal stuff these chicks do these days, but it's wrong for them to indulge in chemical experimentation? Man, you are one crazy crime fighter.
The movie is an offshoot of the company's Gangbang Angels. The twist this time will be that Zupko will only be using two girls, Alicia Rhodes and Melanie Jagger, as the movie's jizz receptacles. Each girl will submit to a one-hour butt-a-thon, and, of course, he movie will have that Zupko edge. With a swamp-theme that rivals anything Creedence Clearwater Revival ever did, Zupko will have Rhodes being plooked by five homeless swamp rats. Jagger's scene continues the theme, as she portrays a swamp creature who gets it on with five businessman types. Ought to be a scream. Rock on, Tom.
"What perils?" you might ask. Well, bad stuff like porn and viruses. And who is the audience for these spots? Probably not kids as the commercials will air only after 9 p.m. O, Canada indeed.
You remember Luther. He was the cat behind that "Me So Horny" trip with 2 Live Crew. Well, Luther's now signed on to shoot for Exquisite Multimedia and Justin Slayer Productions for a rap-meets-porn project titled Peepshow XXX. Luther was always a pretty funny guy, so we can only hope his shoot contains the same irreverence he showed with 2 live Crew. We have a feeling he will. Peepshow XXX
is scheduled to being shooting in March in Campbell's stomping ground
of Miami, Florida. ------------------------------------------------------- JANUARY 19, 2004
Several adult-oriented websites reported on the rumors. Now Lain is threatening legal action against the parties who got the story going, claiming them to be "obviously slander." In the meantime, AVN, which had reported on the story, printed the following retraction: "Reports of a Chasey Lain overdose and even her death during the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo this past week were rampant on several internet sites, including AVN.com. Further investigation revealed that our sources, who had informed us that the person in question who had overdosed and was taken out of the Venetian Hotel with no identification was indeed Chasey Lain, were mistaken." And the saga continues. More as it develops.
Now our pal Gene Ross from adultFYI.com reports on the real story. Vitale was seriously mangled when an unidentified driver ran him down while the porn star was putting groceries into the trunk of his car on December 21. As he tells Ross, the accident left Vitale with a shattered pelvis and a damaged urethra. For now, Vitale is getting around with the aid of a walker and having to use a colostomy bag. He's scheduled for an operation soon to correct the injuries incurred. According to Gene's story, it will be at least six months before Vitale can walk on his own. Doesn't sound pleasant and we wish Mr. Vitale all the best.
Hey, there's got to be an audience for that. Simpson is kind of hot...in a dorky sort of way. But cool your jets, Sparky. It's all a hoax, according to Simpson's publicist. As it was spelled out to Touch magazine: "It's not them, and lawyers are getting involved."
The pair's commentary on the AVN Ward Show was priceless. Our favorite line came when the two wits discussed the process of picking up the actual awards. As valuable commodities, the objects are guarded by AVN's Mark Kernes and must be signed for by the recipients. Speaking of the procedure, Quasarman described Kernes as a "Nazi Muppet guarding the trophies." While it may
or may not be accurate, it does qualify for our Quote of the Week. ------------------------------------------------------- JANUARY 16, 2004
Jenna, porn's ultimate crossover girl, is currently a spokesmodel for the company's line of Jackson logo apparel. Posed with a couple of models of the company's signature models, Jenna's sure to sell some duds for Jackson, a company based in Jenna's home port of Scottsdale, Ariz. Guitar freaks - and Jenna fans - are advised to check out the numerous thumbnails available at http://www.jacksonguitars.com/whatshot/jenna_jpgs/index.html.
We reported earlier this week on the rumors that Chasey Lain had OD'd in Las Vegas on a combination of cocaine and heroin. Some of the reports had Lain languishing in a coma, while others reported that she was released from the hospital and recovering. Well, AVN reports that Lain's OD was from a combo of methamphetamine and heroin, and not the traditional "speedball" - a minor detail, to be sure. However, adult.FYI.com is reporting that Lain, in a conversation with Amber Lynn, is denying the stories by saying that people have blown a "very minor situation" out of proportion. The real story's out there, and we don't suspect that anyone's getting the real deal at the moment, but that's just our suspicious nature. Still, we kind of like the idea of doped-addled porn stars. They just seem more, well, dangerous.
Look no further than the January 20 edition of the National Enquirer. In the tabloid's celebrity sightings department is a photo of Digital Playground's Jesse Jane as she frolics with pals at a Miami club's New Year's celebration. Porn stars as legitimate celebs? Sure, why not? It's all entertainment, right?
Las Vegas – The critics have spoken, and adult industry leader Wickeed Pictures is pleased to announce that it won 13 major awards at the 21st AVN Awards Show Saturday night in Las Vegas, with its contract talent dominating such major categories as Best Video Feature, Best Sex Comedy, Best New Starlet, Best Actress, Best Actor, and Best Director. Jonathan Morgan's epic sci-fi spoof Space Nuts led the way with six awards, followed closely by Michael Raven's stylish noir fantasy Beautiful, which won four – including Best Video Feature. Beautiful scored strongly in the other major categories as well, garnering Best Director Video and Best Screenplay Video trophies for Raven, and a much deserved Best Actress Video award for headlining Wicked Girl Julia Ann. Space Nuts' six wins included a Best Sex Comedy statue for director Morgan, who has dominated this category for three of the last four years. In addition to their many awards, another unifying element of both these shows is the magnificent art direction by Rod Hopkins. In one of the true highlights of the event, Space Nuts' star, Wicked Girl Stormy, happily walked away with one of the evening's most cherished awards – Best New Starlet. In the acting categories, Space Nut's Evan Stone received Best Actor Video while Randy Spears' work snared him a Best Supporting Actor Video award. On the technical side, the comedy's cutting edge visuals received Best Special Effects, while the movie's DVD edition won an additional two awards for Best DVD Menus and Best DVD Extras. In other company
related wins, European stars Katsumi and Steve Holmes won Best Sex
Scene In A Foreign-Shot Production for their work in the Wicked imported
Marc Dorcel production Katsumi's Affair, and Wicked Pictures' creative
design team snared the Best VHS Box Cover Concept award for Michael
Raven's Angel X. The evening ended on yet another high note for the
company when contract stars Julia Ann and Brad Armstrong received
formal inductions into the AVN Hall of Fame. ------------------------------------------------------- JANUARY 15, 2004
Lain, according to the stories we're hearing, either put herself in a coma from mixing cocaine and heroin, or OD'd, was revived and released from the hospital. There are also rumors that the OD followed a Vegas wedding. While there has been some hand-wringing and pleas that "someone help the girl," we have to say that Lain is carrying on a dying tradition in the biz. With all the "mainstreaming" that's happened over the past few years in this business, a porn chick who openly uses hard dope is a rare commodity. Maybe it works for her, maybe it doesn't. The only one who can make that decision is Lain. Party on, Chasey.
One of his latest riffs involves his attempts to get his tickets for this year's AVN Awards show. According to Fayner, he waited to get his tickets and was, according to him, treated with less than professional courtesy by a couple of AVN's "senior staffers" whose "industry positive" attitudes are applied - how shall we say? - somewhat selectively. In the end it doesn't seem to have mattered as Scott and new bride Taylor Rain somehow managed to get tickets...but showed up late. Rock on, newlyweds.
As we wrote a few months back, some of these fucked-up former commie broads are undergoing injections of bioluminescent fish toxins to make their nether regions glow in the dark. Sounds, uh, groovy. Unfortunately, or perhaps fortunately, there hasn't been an influx of Czech, Russian or Hungarian porn sluts sporting this latest fashion craze. We think it might be because what kind of guy wants to stick his unit into something that's glowing like Chernobyl? It's just bad for business if your business is being a professional socket. Still, we can't help but think that, sooner or later, this trend is going to catch fire in the U.S. adult business. Let's hope we're wrong.
So, how was your trip? F.R.: It was okay. I'm sick now. Any highlights? F.R.: Well, there were a lot of whores running around. Get any on ya? F.R.: I was there on business. Besides, it's all commercial now. Well, whores are all about commerce... F.R.: I didn't mean it like that. It's sort of like the Disney version of porn now. It's sanitized. I think I'll pass for next year. Chances are,
he won't. e later sad that the after parties had some element of sleaze
and danger, but nowhere approaching the mid-'90s. Well, like Bobby
Dylan once said, "The times they are a-changing." Ain't
that the truth? ------------------------------------------------------- JANUARY 14, 2004
Well, it seems that the chickens have now come home to roost with Seidman's receipt of papers from attorney Al Gelbart on behalf of Dennis Hof. This is no little lawsuit. Filed in the Superior Court of California for the County of Los Angeles, the $1 million-plus suit seeks damages for Seidman's alleged spreading of defamatory falsehoods about Hof as well as accusing Hof of criminal acts. The suit contends that these statements harmed Hof in his business dealings. We'll be sure to keep you updated as the suit unfolds.
Adam & Eve's "Raw Hide" Wins Big at the 2004 AVN Awards (Las Vegas) – Adult Video News has spoken, and what they've said hass come as no surprise to the adult industry leader, Adam & Eve. At the 2004 AVN Awards in Las Vegas last weekend, Adam & Eve's big budget movie "Raw Hide" emerged with five top honors, including: Best Video Feature, Best High-Definition Production, Best Videography, Best DVD Packaging and claims the Best Supporting Actress, Brooke Ballentyne. "'Raw Hide' was the 'perfect storm' of collaborating and ideas-sharing among Adam & Eve Productions and Ultimate Pictures," says Adam & Eve's Director of New Business Bob Christian. "Credit goes first to our customers, who told us they loved Adam & Eve's first HD feature, 'Whispering Hearts,' so we decided to make another movie 'out west'...the rest is history and AVN GOLD." Adam & Eve has always prided itself on exceeding industry standards; the accolades the company received at the 21st Annual AVN Awards ceremony only affirms its position. In keeping with company tradition, Adam & Eve plans to couple with Ultimate Pictures to make XXX history again in 2004 with the release of the much anticipated "Dinner Party 3." The HD feature will capture the horniest, hidden sexual desires of dinner guests who crave more than just a little apple pie for dessert. "Dinner Party 3" will be released in early to mid 2004.
The Hustler empire, which will celebrate its 30-year anniversary in July, plans to sign its new star during the celebration. Think you're a girl who make the cut? Be aware that company is seeking what it calls "only the most beautiful and provocative" and "those with no prior adult movie experience." If you believe you qualify, contact Hustler Talent Coordinator Angel De Fina at (323) 651-5400, ext. 7109 or e-mail talent@lfp.com.
January 13, 2004-Van Nuys, Calif.- Sineplex Entertainment will release Gooey Buns #3 and their brand new series Triple Stacked, January 14, 2004. Gooey Buns #3 features American starlets: Sophia, Sarah, Victoria Givens, Honey and Katrina Kraven. Gooey Buns #3 also features Russian cum junkies: Silvia, Lola, Alexandra and Venus. Gooey Buns #3 like past installments of the series features some of the hottest glazed buns in the business. Triple Stacked is a brand new line from Sineplex Entertainment. The concept behind the new series is easy. Take three of Europe's hottest girls stack them on top of each other and then take your pick of any available holes. Triple Stacked features nine of natural European beauties. Triple Stacked will be release simultaneously on DVD and VHS. For sales please contact Dean Sussman: (866) 487-9925 or dean@sineplex.com. Oh, and by the
way, we looked at the photos the company sent along with their release,
and these chicks are smokin' hot. ------------------------------------------------------- JANUARY 13, 2004
Consider it another step in the mainstreaming of porn into the popular culture. People expecting Ron to be an uncouth sex monster were surely disappointed as the Hedgehog came off as polite and gracious. For that matter, so did the former Tammy Faye Bakker and Eric "Ponch" Estrada, late of television's CHiPs. As for the rest of the cast, Jeremy, Estrada and Bakker should be receiving combat pay for being thrown under the same roof with them. White rapper Vanilla Ice came off as a loudmouthed buffoon. The Real World's Trishelle was a stone bitch who believes that her appearance on the MTV reality series has made her an entertainment force with which to be reckoned. Baywatch's Traci Bingham is hot, but she's also a pain in the ass. A nice rack will only get you so far in this life. Still, it's an amusing show. If you missed the premiere, you owe to yourself to start watching.
It seems the judges could not ignore the fact that the girl has the ability to fist her own ass. In porn, that's not a bad talent to possess. However, some people want to know who received the male Performer of the Year Award. That honor went to Michael Stefano. He can't, as far as we know, fist himself. Still, we salute his work and wish him all the best.
It seems that Mr. Steve had arranged for a number of porn folk to stay at Binion's Hotel and Casino. The problem? The Feds raided the place Friday, confiscated Binion's assets and kicked out the guests. How Seidman was responsible for any of this escapes us here, but, according to adultFYI.com, a lot of people were mad at Seidman anyway. Bummer. However, according to the same story, all were able to locate new accomodations. Still, if ever a guy was on a run of bad luck, it's got to be Mr. Steve.
As they write: "OZ" actor Evan Seinfeld is taking the plunge into porn. The frontman for hard rockers Biohazard, who appeared in 40 episodes of the acclaimed HBO prison drama, will star in flesh flicks with his porn star wife, Tera Patrick, that will be distributed through adult industry giant Vivid. "This will be a lot easier than 'Oz' because I'm making love to my wife," Seinfeld told us. "It's a natural occurrence. It's not a stretch." Wow. Nothing like being current. Nonetheless, if you were in an "acclaimed prison drama," wouldn't being relegated to a human prop be a bit of a comedown even if you were plooking Tera Patrick? ------------------------------------------------------- JANUARY 9, 2004
How many people could have pulled off such mid-'90s classics as "Anal Injury" and "Anal Destroyer?" (The latter which featured Max in full "rear Admiral" drag was a hoot.) His comedy became even more pronounced when he hooked up with San Diego-based Homegrown and released the "Max: The Fugitive" series. Here Max played an on-the-run protagonist who wasn't your average good guy. The opening scenes have Max trundled up in the trunk of a Frenchman's car on the way to being executed. When he's let out in some river bed, he throws sand in the Frog's face and scurries away, still handcuffed. Of course, this being porn, he happens upon Lovette who's masturbating on a rock, but takes time out to smash Max's handcuffs with a stone. Max repays her kindness by essentially sexually assaulting her...and leers at the camera before he does it. Later in the movie, Max spouts bad '30s gangster dialog, fights a plastic snake and wreaks sexual mayhem. It's grim, but you can't help but laugh. There's just something comical about the guy. Now comes word that he's being inducted in the AVN Hall of Fame. But Max, always the comedian tells Gene Ross of adultFYI.com: "My opinion on that [the Hall of Fame] is, like I told Fishbein years ago, you missed the boat on Performer of the Year when I was consistently leading the way. What the fuck are you doing putting me in the Hall of Fame? I don't really even want the award. I think it's more beneficial to them than it is to me. And who's going to remember who got that award? Where are they now?" Max, we salute you. You are truly insane.
That's why I was surprised to get a phone call last night fro a recently retired squack. I was even more surprised that she'd be calling me, as she had voiced her dislike of me numerous times when I was editing Hustler Erotic Video Guide. (Discretion keeps me from mentioning her name here.) So why did she call? To chat me up about Scientology. Scientology? Only a porn chick (or some fucked-up celebrity...or some fucked-up middle-class idiot) could fall this hard for some half-baked "religion" cooked up by a crappy science fiction writer like L. Ron Hubbard. Still, I let her yammer on because there wasn't anything interesting on television. An hour and half later, she was still yapping, so I cut her off. She wasn't that impressive as a performer, but she's even harder to take as a shill for Scientology. Honey, I told you I'd mention our conversation, so here it is. Some friendly advice? Go back to blowing dudes on camera. You ay not have been the best or the brightest, but nobody wants to talk to you about a pseudo-religion. Trust me on this one, okay? PARTICIPATE!
A few of you insist on writing questions like, "I saw a movie once about a girl and a pool man. Do you know which one it is?" Uh, that's not much to go on, and since there's been, like a million scenes like that, it's hard to pin it down o just one. Give me a break, okay? However,
I'd like to get your thoughts on the following: The Most Outrageous
Moments in Porn. Send your thoughts to me at this address...and let
me know if you want credit for your ideas. ------------------------------------ JANUARY 8, 2004
XBiz, The Industry Source, is pleased to announce that Larry Flynt will receive tonight's highly anticipated Industry Achievement Award at the 2004 XBiz Awards, which will take place on tonight, January 6th, 2004, at 'The Joint' at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada. XBiz is the resource portal for breaking news and information in the online adult industry. The 2004 XBiz Awards will honor companies that have excelled in their sector and provided the highest level of adult Webmaster products and services in the past year. A panel of industry professionals have been individually selected to be judges and vote for the best of the best. One company per category will receive the coveted Crystal XBiz Award. Sponsored by Playboy.com, NicheWealth, PCash, CNWB, ExtremePaychecks, Taboo Revenue, and XXXCash, the 2004 XBiz Awards celebrates the most successful, innovative, and accomplished companies in the online adult industry. The Awards show will feature an opening act, the Awards presentation, and the Industry Achievement Award to Larry Flynt at the show. Playboy.com will be sponsoring the headlining act from Ball'r Records artists Suga Free, Too Short and X-One. All winners will be announced tonight, January 6th, 2004 at the 2004 XBiz Awards Show being held at The Joint/Hard Rock Hotel & Casino. Presenters at the Awards Show include some of the hottest names in the adult industry, including Brittany Andrews, Victoria Givens, Sunny Leone and many more.
Mining a rich vein of talent that includes seven of the most beautiful and gifted women in adult entertainment, Wicked Pictures is set to unveil its sparkling array of "Precious Metals" at the 2004 AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, January 8th through January 11th, at the Sands Expo Convention Center in Las Vegas. Available to the press and signing autographs for their fans will be Wicked contract stars Stephanie Swift, Devinn Lane, Sydnee Steele, Julia Ann, Stormy, Jessica Drake, and Kaylani Lei. Wicked contract directors Brad Armstrong, Jonathan Morgan, and Michael Raven will also be appearing at the company's booth during the course of the show. In addition to receiving such fun promo items as autographed posters, fans will also get to see samples of the latest Wicked Essensual Elements erotic novelties and Women Of Wicked action figures. The first 1,000 attendees to come to the booth each day will also have the chance to get a free Wicked Pictures DVD. Wicked Pictures' stars and directors will also be appearing at the 21st Annual AVN Awards Celebration January 10th. In addition to being the recipient of 72 2004 AVN nominations, Wicked will be seeing two of its contract stars, Julia Ann and Brad Armstrong, inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame.
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TV LIVE" TONIGHT! Tuesday, January 6th - Attending The 4th Annual Cybersocket Web Awards in Las Vegas, NV. Thursday, January 8th - Saturday, January 10th - Broadcasting LIVE from The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo and signing autographs for sponsor MilitaryGuy.com (Booth #8066) in Las Vegas, NV. Thursday, January 8th - Promoting "The Young & the Curious," attending the Adam & Eve / KSEXradio party at Little Buddah in the Las Vegas Palms Casino & Resort, 10:00 pm. Thursday, January 8th - Attending Chi Chi LaRue's Vegas Bash at The Gipsy in Las Vegas, NV, 11:30 pm. Friday, January 9th - Attending the Jill Kelly Productions press junket and party at The Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas, NV, 10:00 pm. Saturday,
January 10th - Reporting on the red carpet for The AVN Awards at The
Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas, NV.
"Mikey, didn't know you are so well versed on the law. Is that why you asked Daddy D if you had anything to worry about? LOL. BTW, mention to D that pillows are for lying your head down and sleeping!" Well,
Steve, to answer your question, having been caught up in a couple
of previous frivolous libel suits, and not knowing you all that well,
I was just trying to get a feel for whether or not I was going to
have to go through the same nonsense with you. Here's a suggestion:
Move on. Life's too short. ------------------------------------------ JANUARY 7, 2004
The pair, who are entertaining the troops in Iraq, tell Dennis that spontaneous chants of "Bunny Ranch! Bunny Ranch!" erupt whenever the comedians mention the world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch...or Air Force Amy, the highest paid hooker in the Free World. Amy has a big fan in Jim Norton, who is scheduled to be one of the hosts of this year's AVN Award Show in Las Vegas. Reportedly, Norton wants Amy as his date for the show. According to Hof, the Bunny Ranch will be a major presence at the AEE this year. "Team Bunny Ranch will be flying in girls all week for the show," says Hof. "I will be going to all the parties with Bunny Girls and Ron Jeremy." In addition, the Bunny Ranch has taken two tables of ten for the AVN Awards Show. Sounds like the party's just getting started. If you can't make it yourself, click on over to bunnyranch.com to see what you're missing.
The Weekly article brings up the fact that Spears shot a video for her song, "From the Bottom of My Broken Heart," that was directed by porn visionary Gregory Dark. In the article, the Weekly quotes Hustler (actually written by yours truly) that says of Dark's videos: "Dark's movies are more like nightmares. Twisted and fevered...Every treat has a gooey center, but beware the few that slip past containing the occasional jagged piece of glass." Thanks, adultFYI.com! would have never known I had been quoted in the Weekly if not for your sleuthing.
My feeling was that cocaine dealers generally don't show unless there's a market for their wares. I wondered if porn was starting to see another dope revival. Haven't heard much about it since. But, in case any of you kiddies were thinking about powdering your noses (or sucking up the freebase), here's a bit of news that might give you pause. Recently deceased Righteous Brother Bobby Hatfield didn't die of heart attack last November 5 in Kalamazoo, MI. Dr. Richard Tooker, chief medical examiner for Kalamazoo County, has told the Kalamazoo Gazette that Hatfield's death was brought on by "acute cocaine intoxication." Put that in your (crack) pipe and smoke it. Of course, Hatfield was 63 at the time of his death, and there aren't too many 63-year-old porn stars (Dave Cummings notwithstanding). Still, you might want to be careful. The doper lifestyle isn't for everybody.
Stern gave his endorsement too Isabella and Layla, proclaiming both of them to be "hot." Conversely, Stern said that most hookers are "gross." But obviously not the girls who ply their fleshy wares at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch. Hey, an endorsement by Howard Stern. You can't do better than that. To see
what all the fuss is about, point your browser to bunnyranch.com.
Go ahead, book an appointment today. ---------------------------------------------- JANUARY 6, 2004
If you're looking for some great entertainment, check out the E! Channel's broadcast of the Howard Stern show January 5, as Howard plays host to porn star Layla Jade and world-famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch hottie Isabella Soprano as they invade the studio to promote Cathouse 2: Back in the Saddle which is currently playing to rave reviews on HBO. The Howard Stern Show airs at 11 p.m. and 11:30 p.m. PT/ET and repeats at 2:00 a.m. and 2:30 a.m. Be sure to get your fix with these two awesome babes tonight. And after that, why not get online and check out bunnyranch.com and laylajade.com? For more information about what else Howard is bringing you, click on over to eonline.com.
Vivid is joining forces with Universal Music Group, the Endeavor talent agency and rapper Eminem's Shady Records to start the 1 AM Channel. The partnership is looking to debut the new music channel sometime in July 2004 on Direct TV, although no firm date has been set as yet. The 1 AM channel will be a commercial-free venture, and, as such, will not be subject to satisfying advertisers or changing content to mollify censors. According to the Times, the terms of 1 AM's ownership have not yet been decided, but the story hints that the breakdown will be that Universal Music Group will own a 45% share, Vivid will own another 45% and Endeavor and Shady Records will each own 5%. We'll be sure to keep you updated as to when the channel makes it debut.
Wanting to concentrate on his new projects, Black believes that allowing Genuine Sin to handle his distribution will free him to focus on his company's new productions. Speaking to avn.com, Black said of the move, "The old Rob Black who had to control every aspect of everything never would have gone for it [the distribution deal]." However, with a huge catalog of titles not yet released on DVD and new projects scheduled, Black wanted to get out of the distribution end of the business and focus on new projects like the upcoming Oral Hygiene line which will debut in February as both a video and DVD release.
Going into the company's 34th year of business, Adam & Eve, originally America's first mail order contraceptive business, will continue to provide consumers with the most comprehensive and trusted products for adults in the name of positive sexual experiences.
Nina Hartley
Carmen Luvana Adam &
Eve, Booth 9010 Adam & Eve will be featuring trailers and exciting announcements about Adam & Eve on the plasma screens in our booth during show hours. Press kits and hours for photo ops for the media will be posted in the press room, and additional information can be obtained by contacting Adam & Eve's director of public relations, Katy Zvolerin at 919-644-8100 x.3121 of katy@adameve.com.
Katy Zvolerin,
Adam & Eve, (919) 644-8100 x3121. Email: katy@adameve.com
Davies, 59, was not seriously injured and was treated and released from a local hospital. According to Deke Arlon, Davies' manager, "He [Davies] should be up and about in a day or so." The shooting happened near the famed French Quarter about 8:30 Sunday night. The incident comes a week after Davies received royal honors by being named a Commander of the Order of the British Empire. Rock on. Rock on. ----------------------------------- JANUARY 5, 2004
The wedding took place in Las Vegas at the Little White Wedding Chapel after a night of partying at Ghostbar in the Palms Casino Hotel. Oh, yeah, Spears' betrothed was Jason Allen Alexander, a childhood friend from Kentwood, Louisiana. After an early-morning trip to the Clark County Marriage Bureau office at the downtown courthouse, the couple repaired to the Little White Wedding Chapel where they were hitched. However, it wasn't long afterwards that noises started being made that the whole thing was, according to Spears, a "joke that went too far" and that an annulment would be in the offing. We just wonder if Alexander was able to slice a piece before the bride had second thoughts.
Journalist Scott Fayner and porn star Taylor Rain plan to tie the knot in beautiful Las Vegas at the AAE on Saturday, January 10. The wedding looks to be a media event, being held at the Adam & Eve booth and being broadcast live over KSEX radio. The public is invited to attend, so, if you're on the floor, stop by and wish the couple well. Oh, and be sure to bring them a nice gift.
Here's
the release: WE are pleased to present Tod-Hunter.net. Please
note: Press release, with HTML coding, follows. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE January 1, 2004 JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO SIGN ON TO THE PORN SITES... BURBANK -- On January 1, 2004 Tod-Hunter.net joins the feverish group of adult news Internet sites. After over seven years covering the adult industry, former AVN Senior Associate Editor Tod Hunter offers his unique and often irreverent perspective on the adult industry. Plus politics, mainstream entertainment and whatever else strikes his fancy. Those of you familiar with Tod and his work need no introduction to his special brand of gossip, news and opinion. He promises to revive features of his longtime Internet columns including "The Obligatory Friday Mainstream Wrap-Up," obits of "900-year-old dead guys" and the occasional "E-mails I never clicked on," and hopes he will be updating as often as two, maybe three times a week. The site will also feature reviews of new videos, exclusive interviews and on the set reports. Tod tells us he will be posting from Las Vegas during Adult Expo "if the Motel 6 phones have jacks. Otherwise, look for updates at Tod-Hunter.net whenever I can make it to the Internet café across from the Monte Carlo. Or buy me a drink and I'll just tell you the latest, it's all the same to me." Remember, it's Tod-Hunter (with a hyphen) (dot) NET.
Mitchell, or Mitch as she's known in some circles, started her career as a performer in 1974 and appeared in over 600 features. In 1996, she earned her degree as certified HIV and chemical dependency counselor. In 1998 she founded, along with Steve York, MD, the Adult Industry Healthcare Foundation (AIM). The organization, of which Mitchell is Executive Director, tests as many 700 people per month for various STDs and HIV. The organization has been a success since its inception. Stryker, known primarily as a gay and bisexual performer, had a run as straight performer as well. Talk about covering your bases. For more
information, please click over to hustlerhollywood.com. Michael
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