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NOVEMBER 27, 2003


THANKS. THANKS A LOT...
Uh, today is Thanksgiving. You know, the day where we Americans give thanks for all the things we have. So here goes...

I'm thankful that I arrived in Phoenix in one piece. I'm thankful that no drunken drivers left me splattered on the side of the highway and that no high-ballin' truckers ran me off the road.

I'm thankful that the few good teeth I have remaining haven't broken this year and the ones that are hooped haven't started fizzing. That's always a bad sign.

I'm thankful that I never starred in any "all-boy" videos in my younger days. Those things can come back to haunt a guy at the worst possible moments.

I'm thankful for the friends that I have.

I'm thankful that my fingers still obey my brain's commands.

I'm thankful that I still have family.

I'm thankful that my girl has not yet injected her holy of holies with glow-in-the-dark jellyfish toxins. I'm not paying for the process when she does, by the way.

I'm thankful that we live in an age where such things are possible.

I'm thankful that...Aww, hell, I'm just thankful. Amen and halleluja.

Michael Louis Albo
mike@adultstarsnews.com

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NOVEMBER 25, 2003


DRACULA HAS RISEN FROM THE GRAVE
The Eastern European influence continues on the world of American adult entertainment. Since mentioning the popularity of bioluminescent fish toxins being injected into certain female body parts, I've fielded several e-mails from absolutely insane American porn chicks who wanted to more about the procedure to achieve that healthy red or green glow and possibly up their day rates. Lord help us all.

Last night, during the Steve Kroft "60 Minutes" segment on the booming XXX business, I was struck by the popularity of the Bela Lugosi look for men. I won't mention any names because every single man from this industry was decked out in the style. Creepy? Sort of. Unexplainable? You bet. Solution? You've seen the movies. Wooden stakes and hammer, baby.


HILARY AIN'T HAVIN' IT!
Duly noted on "60 Minutes": The impact of porn on the look of pop videos. Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera being the two most obvious examples. Hey, the music sucks, but dirty old men everywhere sure dig the music videos. (And is anyone anywhere still falling for Britney's "I'm not that innocent" crap anymore?)

Still, there's always Hilary Duff. She's still a clean teen. At least I haven't seen her cavorting around like some porn whore in a music video...yet. It's probably just a matter of time. Too bad. There has to be at least one squeaky clean chick out there, right? Right?


NEVER ASK. NEVER TELL. NEVERLAND.
Well, well, well. It had to happen. Some joker out there sent me the following e-mail: "Dear Hater: You do not know Michael Jackson is guilty of anything, yet you have already convicted him. His music has brought joy to a lot of people and he has done a lot for the children of the world. What have you done?" (Name Withheld by Request)

Dear Name Withheld: Hater? What is that? Some sort of hip-hop term like "playa"? You know my name, use it. That aside, Jackson hasn't been convicted of anything, but that doesn't mean he isn't guilty in my book. Look, a 45-year-old man does NOT go around sleeping in the same bed with prepubescent boys. Doesn't that seem a bit, well, odd to you? His music brought joy to people? Okay. But a lot of people have really crappy taste. So what? As for the argument that MJ has done a lot for the children of the world, again, so what? That's not the point here. And finally, what have I done? Not a damn thing...except to stay out of bed with underaged boys or girls.

FINALLY...
Just so you all know, for the Thanksgiving holiday, I'm leaving Los Angeles where everything pokes, probes or pulls you down for Phoenix, Arizona, where every plant, animal and rock sticks, stings or stuns you. I'm driving, so I won't be posting tomorrow. Adios until the day after.

Michael Louis Albo
mike@adultstarsnews.com

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NOVEMBER 24, 2003


FACE TO FACE
Reuters is reporting a story that is sure to have more than one San Fernando Valley denizen making an inquiry of her local plastic surgeon.

According to the story, face transplants are technically possible and "could arguably be less difficult than reattaching a severed finger." Oh, my.

Plastic surgery junkie Houston springs instantly to mind.

Face-swapping horror scenarios start to prey on my mind.

If ever there were a business ripe for the abuse of such technology...

Fortunately the Reuters story goes on to say that a report by the Royal College of Surgeons of England which has been studying the possibilities of face transplants calls for more research before any actual transplants are attempted.


ONLY IN EUROPE...
What do some Eastern European skanks and bioluminescent jellyfish and sea anemones have in common?

Well, it seems that a current popular fashion trend in the former Soviet Bloc involves injecting the fluorescent proteins from jellyfish and anemones into certain female body parts to give a lovely green or red glow that is enhanced under ultraviolet or black lights.

So far, we've been spared this fashion, uh, statement in the States. Probably because of the fear of needles, worry over paralytic shellfish poisoning, FDA regulations and whatnot, but you know chicks and fashion, this thing may be coming here next.


FROM PARIS TO MICHAEL
Well, we do love our celebrities, don't we?

Just a few weeks ago it was hotel heiress and sex brat Paris Hilton.

Now it's self proclaimed King of Pop and world-acknowledged Super Freak Michael Jackson.

Whatever. You've got to admit this is some pretty funny stuff.

Jackson is a funny guy.

Not funny ha-ha as the saying goes, but, well, you know the rest.

Still, what's up with the hip-hop crowd? Especially the so-called gangsta rappers? I've heard any number of these supposedly hard-ass muthafuckahs going all soft and mushy on Michael, wanting to give him the benefit of the doubt (which is a pretty big benefit at this point), when on record they're always talking about "cappin' faggots" and all kinds of he-man shit. And now a certain hip-hop magazine has unearthed a ten-year-old, unreleased Eminem demo with "racially insensitive" lyrics. A public lynching is being called for. Hey, where is the love? Where is the love?

Is it me, or has popular culture gone completely loco?

Michael Louis Albo
mike@adultstarsnews.com

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NOVEMBER 21, 2003


DOIN' THE PERP WALK WITH MICHAEL


The private jet touched down in Santa Barbara and pulled halfway into a hangar where it sat mysteriously as news cameras watched every non-move.

Next came the caravan of official vehicles that whisked one of the jet's occupants away to the next stop: the Santa Barbara County Jail.

At the jail's back door, cameras were at the ready and as the Car in Question rolled up and opened its door, King of Pop and accused child molester Michael Jackson exited doing a brief "perp walk" in handcuffs, dressed in black.

Some new details filtering through some of the various news services include allegations that Jackson may have used wine and sleeping pills to have coerced the young boy he's accused of molesting.


JERMAINE JACKSON WEIGHS IN ON CNN


During the heavy news coverage of the Michael Jackson surrender on Thursday, there was a moment of pure, unadulterated comedy provided by Michael's brother Jermaine who called in from Las Vegas to CNN's news desk.

Seething with hostility and anger, Jermaine started out by stating that the Jackson family was "standing behind" Michael and adding that the Gloved One was "innocent" of the multiple counts of child molestation being brought against the singer.

However, Jermaine seemed to become increasingly unhinged as he continued, castigating those who have commented on Michael saying that "they don't know him." Then, because CNN wasn't live and not using a delay, Jermaine tossed off about how "sick and fucking tired" he was of what "everybody" was saying about his family.

Jermaine went on to liken the media attention to a modern-day lynching. His voice rising to a shout, he vowed that the Jackson family would "fight" and then gave a terse "goodbye" and hung up the phone proving Michael isn't the only wacky member of the Jackson family. Priceless.

Sadly, no word from Tito Jackson.


MICHAEL JACKSON MOVES THAT COULD HELP YOU SCORE


Okay, so there might be a silver lining in all this silly media hoo-ha surrounding this Michael Jackson case.

Sure the fallen pop singer is being charged with multiple counts of child molestation, but maybe we can learn something.

First, it's good to be fabulously wealthy. It beats the hell out of being Joe Twelve Pack...and wealth can sometimes buy you out of sticky situations and get you special considerations and keep the cops from the beating the shit out of you when they serve an arrest warrant.

When picking potential dates, it's always best to put them at ease. You might try soft music, candle light, a warm bed...or if none of those things work, give them wine and sleeping pills. If they're knocked-out loaded, they won't say no.

It's always god to get on the good side of the object of your desires family. Buy them gifts. Go with what you can afford. This could be as small as a nice bottle of perfume for Mom, or an indefinite, all-expenses-paid trip to Venezuela. Use your imagination. The sky's the limit.


BYE-BYE BUSTY


I was speaking with Hustler Managing Editor Tim Kenneally Tuesday night about a story I'm supposed to start for the magazine and was given the sad news that LFP, Inc., has shut down yet another title, Hustler's Busty Beauties.

The Massacre on Wilshire Boulevard continues.

Condolences to N. Morgen Hagen the Publisher/Editor of Busty. My old office at Hustler Erotic Video Guide was next door to Morgen's for many a year, and we spent many a late night and many a weekend hanging out and working on our respective books.

According to Kenneally, as of Tuesday the company will be trying to keep Morgen within the ranks. I hope so. He's a dedicated employee. Then again, so were all the other editors who found themselves laid off this year. However, Morgen was the only one who practically lived at the Flynt Tower. That's dedication and it seems that you wouldn't just toss out an employee like that. But, like Mr. Steinbeck once said, and I'm paraphrasing here, the whole point of business is screwing the other guy. Let's hope it doesn't happen to Mr. Hagen. He's too cool to go out like that and doesn't deserve it.


Michael Louis Albo
mike@adultstarsnews.com

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NOVEMBER 19, 2003


TALES FROM THE NEVER-TELL RANCH


Here we go again.

Santa Barbara County Sheriffs stormed Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch Tuesday as part of what a sheriff's spokesman called an "ongoing criminal investigation."

Reporter Diane Dimond, speaking on Court TV as the event unfolded, said that, according to her sources, the investigation was tied to allegations brought against the singer by a 12-year-old boy.

Sound familiar?

Jackson faced a child molestation investigation in 1993, but it never resulted in criminal charges.

In an ABC television documentary that aired earlier this year, Jackson admitted to still having close contact with young boys and even sleeping in the same bed with them. The singer's rationale? "When you say bed you're thinking sexual. It's not sexual. We're going to sleep. I tuck them in...It's very charming, it's very sweet."


SIEG HELL, ER, HEIL!


Uh, we're definitely apolitical here, or at least we try to be, and we're are definitely not into the white supremacy movement...or any kind of supremacy movement. We're too apathetic for all that.

Still, we did mention the Bianca Trump bust a while back and reported that she was hooked up with Aryan Nations "pastor" Richard Butler.

As longtime followers of the adult entertainment scene know, Trump (real name Wendy Iwanow) is a woman who just cannot seem to stay out of trouble.

Moving from porn to escorting to white supremacy might seem like logical career moves...if you come from Mars, but who are we to judge? We'll leave that to the folks at the Weekly American Nazi Party Report.

Here's what the Report had to say on the matter for the week of 11/15/03. This is the real deal. We did not make this up. This is for educational purposes only, and you will probably find portions of it offensive.

The Nazis say (complete with misspellings and unique punctuation): "It is being widely reported (so no, I'm not simply stirring the crap pot for illusory "fun") that one 'Bianca Trump aka Wendy Iwanow' an INTER-RACIAL 'PORNSTAR' who is best known for her role in 'Little White Girl - Big Black Man' and a frequent 'co-star with the grossly ugly and obese jew Ron Jeremy'...was arrested yesterday at the home of (how sad/how sick) PASTOR RICHARD BUTLER, head of 'Aryan Nations?' Yeah, this is the same org. that Buford Furrow...the nutter who shot up the jew day care center in California, and THEN drove himself to the FBI building to SURRENDER...belonged to, as 'Security Chief?' No, she wasn't arrested for her disgusting race-mixing pornography...but, for FELONY FRAUD charges. Perhaps FRAUDULENTLY portraying an 'ARYAN WOMAN'?...Now 'Wendy' the 'Latin Princess' as she billed herself, MIGHT just be a 'likeable' individual. She MIGHT even have 'regretted' her life...but, do we ACCEPT such creatures into our ranks with open arms (no pun intended)? I SAY NO!"

Yikes. Double yikes. Triple yikes. Our apologies. And now back to our regular programing.


THE SIMPLETON LIFE


You know the more goofy entertainment news I read, the more I'd rather just hang out up at the remote foothill rehearsal cabin with the guys and gals who make up the punk/bluegrass band Dear Doctor. They're okay. Play their music, shoot some squirrels, don't bother anybody. Very bucolic.

Now come the previews of this Fox show "The Simple Life." Lord, have mercy.

Paris Hilton. Again. And again. With her simpering sidekick what's-her-name. Besides being rich parasites, what have these two chicks ever done to warrant our interest? (Oh, right. That sex tape. Yawn.)

"The Simple Life" has a simple premise: plop these two pampered powder-puffs down on an Arkansas farm and watch the hilarity ensue. They have to share a bathroom? Horrors! They have to do chores? Perish the thought!

In other words, they have to experience life like most of us do every day. Can they survive the rigors and stress? Jeez, how freaking stupid.

Communism is more dead than disco, but this is the kind of thing that could definitely bring it back. Kill the rich? Maybe not just yet, but their kids seem to be making a pretty good argument for the idea.


LEEANNA HEART IN NEW ENGLAND


Leeanna Heart will be making appearances in the New England area this week, so if you're in the area, you might want to check her out. From Wednesday through Saturday, you can catch her show at the Cadillac Lounge in Providence. The Cadillac Lounge is located at 361 Charles Street. Call (401) 521-7469 for show times.

Also on tap will be an in-store signing at State Line Video in Attlesboro, MA. The event will start at 4 p.m. State Line Video is located at 1124 Washington Street in Attlesboro and Leeanna will be signing pictures, autographs and promotional items. Be sure to come and see her if you're in the area.

Michael Louis Albo
mike@adultstarsnews.com

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NOVEMBER 18, 2003


SAD NEWS


We're sad to report the loss of industry reporter Tod Hunter's mother. At the family's request, her name is being withheld to protect the privacy of other family members. Tod's mom was 75 and had suffered from lung problems for almost a year.

According to Hunter, "She just started getting worse during the summer. She stayed at my sister's house in Arizona for a few weeks this fall. She thought the heat and dry climate would do her good, and so did we. She seemed better, especially when she got back to L.A., but she took a turn for the worse when the wildfires threw so much smoke and soot in the air, and then she caught a cold and just couldn't shake it."

She leaves behind three sons, including Tod, a daughter, and five grandchildren. Private services are planned for the family.

Condolences can be sent to Hunter at his mailing address, P.O. Box 570042, Tarzana CA 91357-0042, or his e-mail at todhunter@aol.com.

We at adultstarsnews.com express our sympathies for his loss.

ROB BLACK UNVEILS A NEW LOOK


Perhaps to help his current legal situation, Rob Black (real name, Robert Zicari) has shed his old rebel-without-a-clue look for something a little more staid. If anyone saw the 11 p.m. broadcast of the local KCBS Channel 2 News here in Los Angeles Friday night, Zicari is looking downright suburban these days. Guess it makes sense what with Mary Beth Buchanan breathing heat on the boy in the Federal Government's obscenity prosecution against the former Wild Man. But will a mere change in appearance be enough to save Rob? Yeah, right.


CARMEN LUVANA AT ADULTCON5


This just in: "Adam & Eve is gearing up for a day of energy-charged, sexual positivity! Join Adam & Eve’s exclusive contract star, Carmen Luvana, at AdultCon 5 as she promotes the release of her new movie, 'Raw Hide,' available now at AdamEve.com.

Carmen, who was recently named Best New Starlet at the 11th Annual NightMoves Entertainment Awards in Tampa, FL, will be on-hand to meet fans, sign autographs and share her sexy secrets of making it in the adult industry. See her and get your copies of 'Raw Hide' and 'Stripped,' her latest Adam & Eve releases, signed in person!

Nikita Denise will also be on-hand signing at AdultCon 5 for Adam & Eve. Have your copy of Nikita’s latest Adam & Eve title, 'Signature Series 7: Nikita Denise,' autographed and have a photo taken with this heavenly honey!

Don’t miss your opportunity to see these XXX talents in action!

DATE & LOCATION:

Sunday, November 23, 2003, 1-9 p.m.

Westin Hotel LAX, Los Angeles, CA

For more information, photos, etc., please contact one of the following:
• Katy Zvolerin, katy@adameve.com, (919) 644.8100 x 3121 ;
• Craig Ledford, cledford@adameve.com, (919) 644.8100 x 3262
• http://www.RawHideXXX.com
• http://www.AdamEve.com
• http://www.AdultCon.com"

Michael Louis Albo
mike@adultstarsnews.com

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NOVEMBER 17, 2003


BRITTANY SKY HOOKS UP WITH SINEPLEX


This just in from our friends at Sineplex Entertainment: "Veteran adult film actress Brittney Skye has signed an exclusive directorial and performing contract with Sineplex Entertainment. The blonde beauty will be shooting some of her first anal scenes for Sineplex Entertainment. Brittney will be taking over the 'Perversion' series, which has been directed by superstars Belladonna and Sky Lopez. The Los Angeles born Skye, will head to Russia to shoot the first three installments of 'Brittney’s Perversions.'

'Brittney is the best person to take over the perversion series. She is smart, beautiful and has a wonderful on screen charisma. Plus she likes really rough sex,' said Sineplex spokesman Travis Nestor. 'We are looking forward to working with her.'

'I really enjoyed working with the Sineplex team when I shot the other movies for them...I know my fans and fans of the series will be very happy,' said Brittney Skye.

The deal also calls for the construction of a new website for Skye run by Sineplex.

Brittney Skye has appeared in numerous adult films and has work for companies such as Vivid Entertainment and Wicked Pictures. She has appeared on a variety of television and radio shows such as the Howard Stern show. Skye garnered national attention by congratulating US Open golf champion Jim Furyk topless on the course."

THE HEIRESS WHO WON'T GO AWAY


Man, this chick will not go away.

At first the sex tape story was mildly interesting. Then the lawsuit stuff started and it was kind of funny to see how rich people could be so obnoxious.

Now the New York Post reports that Paris Hilton videotaped what the paper called a "sex romp" with "friend" Nicole Lenz, bringing to 10 the number of amateur porn tapes in which hotel heiress has appeared.

The taping, according the Post, took place on February 15, 2005, Hilton's 22nd birthday, at the Bellagio Resort and Casino in Las Vegas and also involved a Hollywood actor.

Paris, Paris, Paris. You really are one fucked up little rich girl aren't you?


THE BARBI TWINS? ARE THEY STILL ALIVE?


Apparently so. Or at least alive enough to have filed suit against Larry Flynt to try to stop the Hustler publisher from using sexually explicit photos of the two plasticized sisters from appearing in any of the Hustler publications.

The photos, allegedly taken earlier this year by Shane Barbi's husband, actor Ken Wahl, purportedly show the twin sisters engaged in sexual acts.

According the San Diego Union-Tribune, the Barbi Twins' lawyer, Jeff LeBeau explains, "They've had some nude photos before but ... this is not the kind of work they want to do anymore," said their lawyer, Jeff Le Beau.

Accompanying the photos is an article that describes the contact between the sisters during the shoot according the lawsuit which also seeks unspecified damages.

The women are claiming that publications of the photos will damage their career, which, at the moment includes hosting a health-oriented talk show, publishing a health magazine and other work in the fitness and health industry...for which their background as sufferers of bulimia and multiple cosmetic surgeries most definitely qualifies them.

It's a crazy world? You bet.

Michael Louis Albo
mike@adultstarsnews.com

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NOVEMBER 14, 2003


MOTHER NATURE, I DIG YA!


Some of you might have heard that parts of Los Angeles experienced what meteorologists are calling a "100 Year Storm" on Wednesday. The lovely cities of Watts, Lynnwood and Compton received most of the blast, getting up to five inches of rain and hail in a two hour period.

Downtown, we were on the edge of that cell and only got about two inches, but, man, what a light show. A pretty intense electrical storm accompanied the event and knocked out the power over parts of the city.

Why mention any of this?

Well, let's just say the inclement weather caused a couple of old friends from the business who were traveling through the area to seek refuge with me. Being human, I'd never turn anyone away during a storm like Wednesday's, and being sane, I'd never turn away two retired porn sluts, no matter how shrill or annoying the species can sometimes be.

Actually, I was already harboring some other refugees. Two were members of Dear Doctor, a cool punk/bluegrass band you've never heard, had stopped by for a jam and got stranded. Then came the porn chicks who, because I'm no narc, will remain nameless.

Power out. Candles burning. Weird and spare arrangements of tunes like Robert Johnson's "Come on In My Kitchen" and the Rolling Stones' "Connection" make for a kind of party vibe. Then someone, I can't say who, because, like I said before, I'm no narc, pulls out a pipe and a lump of high-grade opium. That's right, opium. When's the last time, anyone's seen any of that in this town? Well, These were special circumstances, so even though I'm a teetotaler these days, I figure why not? A 100 Year Storm only comes around, what? Like, only every 100 years, right?

Take that pipe and pass it 'round, kiddies. More music. And the porn sluts, who were raised on rock and roll are snake dancing to "In the Pines," "Midnight on the Stormy Deep" and "Rattleslut Boogie" (which just sort of happened on the spot).

Don't ask me why, but chicks in this business, retired or not, are just insane. Throw some drugs into the mix, and they get really nuts. Clothes come off, dancing turns into a competition and well, let's just say it was a decadent scene. Very "Exile on Main Street."

Too bad opium just kills any sexual desires a guy might have. Ah, life's little ironies. Still, not a bad way to kill a few hours. Thanks, Ma Nature.


HEY, THAT CHICK FROM THE DIVINYLS ALREADY DID IT...BUY A CLUE


Wow. Stop the presses. The hype machine is going full tilt for Britney Spears and her new album "In the Zone."

Seems the former Mouseketeer's got a new tune called "Touch of My Hand" that's about (gasp!) CHICK MASTURBATION!

According to the New York Daily News, the vacant-eyed pop singer tells People magazine in a cliche-ridden statement meant to show the world she's all grown up, "I think if you say you don't do it, you're lying." Whoa! Ya think?

Britney goes on, "I think it's a positive thing to indulge in yourself in a sexual way sometimes. I don't do it all the time. It's life. Guys can talk about it. Why can't girls? It's a positive thing." There she goes with that thinking business again. Earth to Britney Spears: SHUT UP! TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND STARE LIKE A HEIFER AT A CAMERA. NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK!

But she won't stop. More thinking ensues. "I think it's positive for girls not to depend on guys...When you turn yourself on, that really is what turns the guy on." Aww, I don't know about that, Britney. Waking up to a world devoid of your insipid music would be a turn-on to me...although you could have an awesome porn career.

Besides, all this chick masturbation stuff was done in 1991 by Christina Amphlett with the Divinyls. And they were Australian. How hip does that make YOU?


SEXBRAT FLIP-FLOP


It's been a week of reversals and flip-flops.

First it was Larry Flynt and those Jessica Lynch photos.

Now comes word that sexbrat.com, the company that was planning to make that controversial Paris Hilton sex tape available on the Internet, will not be doing so after all.

And the wind cried Mary.

On Thursday morning's Howard Stern show, Kevin Blatt, identified as PR man for sexbrat.com, called in to say the tape would not be available on the Seattle-based company's Web site.

Citing the obvious legal reasons and claiming an agreement was reached with Ms. Hilton, sexbrat.com nevertheless got almost as much publicity as Hilton did from the incident.

Whether or not this is the last we've heard of the matter remains to be seen. As always, we'll keep you posted.

Oh, and don't forget, Hilton's "reality" show "The Simple Life" is coming soon. Bet you can't wait for that.

Michael Louis Albo
mike@adultstarsnews.com

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NOVEMBER 13, 2003


EROTIC FOCUS


This just in...
"Jill Kelly Productions Star Ashton Moore, (www.AshtonMoore.com), is pleased to announce the release of her feature film 'Erotic Focus.' The film distributed by JKP and directed and written by Cash Markman showcases Ashton in her first boy-girl scene in over four years and her first ever for Jill Kelly.

Ashton commented on her newest release. 'I'm extremely happy with the movie. Cash did a great job with everything, from the script, to directing, and editing. It's kind of a freaky concept but I think fans will enjoy it, I definitely did!'

The movie is a takeoff of the mainstream film 'One Hour Photo.' With a bizarre storyline and unique camera angles, 'Erotic Focus' is sure to be a JKP feature to stock. The movie also stars Taylor Rain, Tyler Faith, Cindy Crawford, Destiny St. Claire, Joel Lawrence, Nick Manning, and J-Load.

In addition to filming for JKP, (www.JillKellyProductions.com), this week, Ashton will be on the road promoting her newest release in a busy upcoming schedule:

November 20th - 22nd Feature Dancing with Haven
at Spearmint Rhino (10 Shows)
15411 E. Valley Blvd. City of Industry, California
(626) 336-6892

November 23rd Signing at Adultcon in Los Angeles

December 1st - 6th Feature Dancing
at Crazy Horse (18 Shows)
980 Market Street San Francisco, California 94102

For More Information: www.AshtonMoore.com
To Book or Interview Ashton Moore Contact:
ashton@ashtonmoore.com
or
ami_mgmt@cox.net." Now you know what we know. Happy? We thought so.


THE HEIRESS WHO CAME TO STAY


This Paris Hilton sex tape story just won't go away, will it?

Now Rick Solomon, the guy with whom the hotel heiress, uh, frolicked on the hard-core video is claiming he had nothing to do with the tape's release and will sue the Hilton family for wrongfully accusing him.

Speaking to the New York Post, Solomon's attorney, Marty Singer said, "I won't discuss the amount, but we are suing Paris, her parents and [publicist] Siri Garber for defamation. They made it appear that my client engaged in criminal conduct with Paris and wanted the tape out there. He has suffered substantial damage."

Singer went on to accuse one of Solomon's friends of hijacking the tape and giving it to Seattle Internet pornographer Roger Vadocz.

Snippets of the original 45-minute original tape were sent to various media outlets last week.

However, at least a dozen purported dealers were offering the tape on eBay on Tuesday.

In addition, Internet sites have been posting dubs and file-swapping services have been offering downloads.

It seems that Paris is a hit.


THOSE JESSICA LYNCH PHOTOS...AGAIN


The New York Daily News revealed some interesting details about Larry Flynt's Big Flip-Flop on those topless Jessica Lynch photos that were supposed to appear in the February issue of Hustler...and which Flynt then decided to pull. Why the change of heart?

According the Daily News, Flynt's wife, Elizabeth, nixed the deal telling her husband, "America is going to hate you for this."

With that bit of advice, Flynt decided to lock the photos away. "I'm getting so much heat for this, it's unbelievable. I'm going to take [the photos] out of circulation."

However, the man who provided the pics in the first place said they still might see the light of day.

According to David Hans Schmidt, "The market will ultimately dictate what transpires."

If that name seems familiar, Schmidt is the man who recently posted nude photos of Amber Frey on his Web site, the deal for which was brokered at the world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch.

According to the Daily News, Flynt purchased the Lynch photos for a six-figure sum. "I'm forfeiting millions of dollars," said Flynt over his decision to cancel the pictures. "Sometimes there are things more important than money."

Attempting to explain himself further, the Hustler publisher indicated he originally wanted to expose the Bush administration's attempt to manufacture a pseudo-heroine for the Iraqi war. As he told the Daily News, "Maybe I've become a little insensitive. All my life has been about sexual liberation. Now here I am condemning this girl for being a little on the loose side. It sort of rings of hypocrisy."


ILLIN' WITH KIM JONG IL


Yesterday I ran a little piece about North Korea's Kim Jong Il.

Several readers have written in suggesting that they'd like to party with Mr. Kim.

These readers have all been guys.

This seems, well, gay.

You want to hang out with a middle-aged North Korean guy, alone, and watch porn movies?

Then what?

Maybe it's just me, but that just doesn't seem like a healthy way to spend an evening.

I could be wrong, but maybe you dudes need to butch things up a bit. Just a suggestion.

Michael Louis Albo
mike@adultstarsnews.com

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NOVEMBER 12, 2003


WILL HE OR WON'T HE? FLYNT AND THOSE JESSICA PHOTOS


According to some, former POW Jessica Lynch is America's manufactured heroine.

There's been a lot of speculation over what really happened during Jessica Lynch's capture by Iraqi forces. Was she really sodomized by those Iraqis? The world may never know.

But there are purported nude photos of Lynch. And Larry Flynt has them.

Are you surprised? Seems every chick on the planet now has nude photos or a porn tape floating around somewhere. And if that chick's name come up in the news, those images will likely surface.

Lynch's might not. Flynt's playing one of his suspense games with the media at the moment.

Originally, the Hustler publisher said he planned to run the photos which showed Lynch "cavorting" topless with two men in the February issue of the magazine. Flynt said the pictures would prove that Lynch is "no Joan of Arc."

Then came the Big Flip-Flop.

Speaking through a publicist, Flynt said of the photos, "I purchased them in order to keep them out of circulation, not to publish them."

Oh, okay, then. Easy mistake to make. We'll wait for the next announcement.


GAY AS A MAYPOLE DANCE


Why is the New York Daily News making a big deal out of another Abercrombie & Fitch Christmas catalog? The company's been doing its sorta soft-core thing for several years now.

It's nothing new.

Forgive me if I'm mistaken, but didn't Jenna Jameson make an appearance in a one of the company's catalogs a few years back?

Worse, A&F, when you get right down to it, just isn't sexy. At least not to any heterosexual guys I know.

Sure the chicks are pretty enough. But the photography and the setups are all, well, gay.

Maybe it's the whole fashion thing. I don't know.

Whatever it is, it's a bit on the femme end of the spectrum.

You want spank material? You'd better stick with old standbys like Victoria's Secret and the like. Maybe the lingerie section of the Sears catalog.

Sorry, A&F, you don't move me...or any other straight guy I know.


WHO'S MAKING KIM'S PORN?


So I'm checking out CNN this morning and a bunch of talking heads are in a tizzy over North Korea's Kim Jong Il.

Yeah, he's a wacky guy what with the repression, the nukes, the communism and all his other quirks. But then the panel brought up Kim's reported "obsession" with porn.

Porn? Kim Jong Il? Say it ain't so!

Somehow the thought of this Pillsbury Doughboy-meets-the-Ching-Chong-Chinaman (yeah, I know he's North Korean, but YOU come up with a good ethnic stereotype for those guys) wanking like a chimp down at the city zoo to some one-day wonder cranked fresh out the San Fernando Valley is disturbing. And he has nukes? Doubly troubling.

If true, though, it begs a question. Who's making Kim's porn?

Is he a Max Hardcore fan? Or does he dig the romantic couples fare of, say, Wicked Pictures? Maybe he's into the hipster vibe of Sineplex Entertainment.

This news is upsetting on so many levels. Where are the assassins when you really need them?

What next? Larry Flynt to run nude photos of the North Korea leader in the March issue of Hustler? AVN to feature a Kim Jong Il Top 10 Video Picks List?

Why not? Kim's a celebrity (sort of). A politician (sort of). And he likes porn. Sounds like someone everybody "in the business" can get along with just fine.


Michael Louis Albo
mike@adultstarsnews.com

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NOVEMBER 11, 2003


KATE FROST EXCLUSIVE


If she wants to do it, she'll do it. So says Kate Frost during an interview from the world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel. You have to like a girl like that. Not currently active in the adult movie business, Kate built a loyal fan base during her tenure in the San Fernando Valley as a teeny-bopper porn slut, but she's currently "exploring things" from a room at the Bunny Ranch. She's only 23 and says she's loving every minute of it. Here's what else she had to say...

Q. So, you're out of porn?
Frost: I'm not active in that part of the business right now because I'm doing this. I'm in the process of possibly doing some movies later on, but I'm going to be doing something for WC Entertainment which is a wrestling thing. So, I'll be wrestling, but not in the buff. More like those Beautiful Ladies of Wrestling shows you might have seen.

Q. How did you get into the Bunny Ranch?
Frost: I had known Sunset Thomas for about three years and I had known several other girls who had come to the Ranch and had been successful here. Some people have one opinion about a place like this and other people have another. I don't really care if it conflicts with anything. I wanted to do it because I knew I could make money. This is one sure way that people who want to see you can come and see you. I'm all action and no talk.

Q. What are the advantages of working at the Ranch over working in the Valley?
Frost: All bullshit aside? I enjoy working here at the Bunny Ranch because I'm allowed to do things without any limitations. If I want to do anal, I can do anal. I can bargain and negotiate and barter my rates the way I want to on a case-by-case basis. Everything pretty much works out the way I want it to work out.

Q. But you're not jaded about the porn industry?
Frost: I love porno. I'm a performer. That's what I do. I believe there are brain surgeons, there are dentists, whatever. My contribution is being a performer. I've never danced. I've never really been a dancer. They're entertainers. I'm doing something they can't do. I'm doing something they shouldn't do and they're doing something I shouldn't do. We all make our contributions. I like working at the Ranch not any more or less than porno. It's just a lot less work, you know? What I do here is just straight-up sex. You don't have some camera or a C-light underneath you, you don't have some poor guy sweating trying not to come too soon, you know? It's very private.

Q. The best thing about being a, uh, performer?
Frost: You get everything first-hand. You can touch, feel. You have the ability to smell. Taste. You know? All your senses are acting at once.

Kate Frost. Just one of the babes at the world-famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch. Call for an appointment. 1-888-BUNNYRANCH.

THAT AIN'T NO SQUID, HONEY


She sent the chowder back. It allegedly returned from the kitchen with a chewy surprise. And it wasn't a clam.

Four women have sued Irvine's upscale McCormick & Schmick's Seafood Restaurant after an unwrapped condom was found in Laila Sultan's chowder on Feb. 26, 2002.

Sultan and three of her friends have filed suit claiming negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress. A local Los Angeles television news report cited Sultan as being unable to eat, sleep or to have sex after the incident. The case is scheduled for trial Jan. 12.

The same report also had the restaurant alleging that it believed the women may have planted the condom in the soup themselves. Or maybe another diner as "a joke."

Sultan said at first she thought she thought the condom was a piece of calamari. Honey, squid ain't rolled that neatly.


PETA MUTILATES CHICKENS?


Okay, you've probably heard the news about Pam Anderson crusade to save the chickens.

Seems the silicone-impaired squidge wants to meet with David Nokav, the head of KFC because she objects to the company's treatment of the birds it serves up to its customers. Novak has apparently refused to meet with Anderson who, in retaliation, will now call for a boycott of KFC on her weekly radio show.

Anderson is a member of PETA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. We just wonder how many lab rats died during the course of the research that led to the marvelous developments in cosmetic surgery from which Anderson's profited? Well, what can we say? It's a crazy world.

MSNBC, the source for this tale, might be the actual butt of some sick joke. Citing only "an insider," the story talks about PETA will step up its "war" on KFC by handing out "Buckets of Blood." These will supposedly be mock-ups of the famous KFC buckets but with mutilated chickens inside.

Now, wait a minute.

Isn't mutilating chickens unethical? Even to make a point?

That doesn't seem very PETA-like to us. MSNBC? Seems like somebody might be yanking your chain.


MORE HUSTLER BLUEGRASS NEWS


Seems some folks down Lexington way aren't digging that planned Hustler store we told you about last week.

Before the store opens, a new building permit application must be submitted. The property also needs to get special clearance because, get this, sex shops are prohibited within 500 feet of agricultural areas. You don't want perverts hexing crops or bewitching livestock. Hey, it happens.

Opponents of the planned store say they will argue that the land near Interstate 75 and Winchester Rd. makes up agricultural area.

More as this develops...or doesn't.

Michael Louis Albo
mike@adultstarsnews.com

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NOVEMBER 10, 2003


SO LONG, SKIN...


Yep, Fox's Romeo and Juliet rip-off, set against the background of the San Fernando Valley porn biz is no more. The television show was canceled after only the third episode due to low ratings.

Porn vet Ginger Lynn was a cast member and has some interesting comments on the show's demise that can be found on the always entertaining AdultFYI.com site. You might want to check them out.

We watched the first episode. Not very impressed. Sort of overwrought for our tastes. Needed a vampire or a shark attack or something. Well, at least the producers didn't bring in a Cousin Oliver. Fans of the Brady Bunch will catch that reference.


PRINCE CHARLES AND THE VALET


So what's the deal with Britain's Prince Charles and the valet?

The British press is banned from publishing the details of the "mystery incident, " but, reading between the lines, it seems that there may be a whiff of alleged poofery...like any Americans really care.

Still, for some reason, it's a pretty funny story, true or not. Don't ask why. I don't know the reason. It just is. The English are, in themselves, a funny people. Great comedians. Great rock and rollers. Kind of fucked up on that whole empire thing after WWII, though...


BIANCA TRUMP BUSTED...AGAIN


Man, this chick cannot stay out of trouble it seems.

Word comes that hooker/former porn slut Bianca Trump was nabbed at Spokane International Airport on a warrant accusing her of forgery which was discovered when her name (Wendy Christine Iwanow) was run through a computer check.

Her traveling companion at the time was leader of the Aryan Nations, Richard Butler. The pair were traveling to Phoenix, and after the arrest, Butler continued alone.

Trump/Iwanow was booked into the Spokane County Jail, her bond set at
$10,000. For those who have followed the former porn star's career, this is definitely not her first scrape with the law.


THAT PARIS HILTON TAPE


The New York Daily News reports some new details over the bitter feud unfolding over the legal wrangling over the Paris Hilton sex tape.

Rich people are different from us, kids. Duh. Big duh.

Hilton's former boyfriend, and her costar in the tape in question, Rick Salomon, is now reportedly seeking an injunction to block an Internet porn company from selling the video. He may also file a suit against Hilton for alleging through her representatives that he forced her to have sex when she was nearly comatose.

Meanwhile, Marvad, the company behind sexbrat.com issued a statement that read, in part, that the company "refuses to be bullied by the super-rich parents of a woman who are trying to protect [Paris'] so-called reputation." Ouch!

More as this develops. And when the participants have a lot of dough, we can probably expect new twists and turns by the minute. Now if Fox's series Skin could have been this compelling, it might have lasted more than three episodes.

Michael Louis Albo
mike@adultstarsnews.com

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NOVEMBER 7, 2003


BRITNI...OH, MERCY


BisexualBritni's a wacky chick...as anyone who's ever read one her rambling screeds could surmise. Still, when she was elected to the board of the Internet Freedom Association [IFA], you'd have thought that association would have had an inkling what Britni was all about from her Internet yammering.

A few months back we, like countless others, received one of Britni's periodic missives. This time it was about how she had met, as an underage bubblegummer, an adult couple, went off to meet them, had sex with them and so on. A heartwarming tale.

Apparently, her fellow board members at IFA weren't aware of her story. Some on the board, which includes Jeff Miller of Sun Up Media, Bob Rice of YNOT Masters, Conner Young from TheAdultWebmaster.com, Plugger of OneTwistedPair.com, Cyndalie at PSWBilling.com, Becca Lynn and is overseen legally by Lawrence Walters, the popular adult biz attorney, were aghast by Britni's revelations.


Jeff Miller, apparently horrified, sent an e-mail to the board which read, "Freedom of speech is one thing. Molestation, statutory rape and incest is an entirely different matter. I have no desire to serve on a board with anyone who is a proponent of it. Please accept my resignation from the board, effective immediately."

Bob Rice followed suit. In his e-mail to IFA, Rice wrote: "Whether or not what Britni says is a true story or is fiction is irrelevant. If the authorities see her email, they should, and will investigate Britni and possibly anyone she has any ties to in the business. She has admitted being a part of major felonies. If the board refuses to remove Britni, then I will resign as Jeff has done. No one from YNOT Masters will be involved in an organization that has board members who seem to endorse statutory rape, incest and child abuse." Yikes.

And, so, Britni was removed from the board.

She did respond with a lengthy, multi-point rebuttal. Big Surprise. Here is one of her points: "If your logic did, indeed, hold true, and crimes were committed, they would have been committed by people other then myself, correct? Neither [the man or woman involved] sit on this board at last check. I do. I, according to your logic, would be the VICTIM of said crimes, had they indeed occurred. So, now you want to attack and defile victims of crimes?"

We're sure that an even lengthier post from Britni will follow in the days to come. We'll keep you posted. Maybe.


PARIS, PARIS


We told you yesterday about the Paris Hilton sex tape and that her lawyers were getting involved. We added the caveat, "Duh." One thing you can count on in this life, if you piss off the rich and famous, they will sue you to the fullest extent of their considerable resources.

The New York Post is now reporting that the parents of young Paris Hilton are "reeling" from the news that their daughter appeared in an amateur smut video that may soon be made available on an Internet site called sexbrat.com, and are threatening to take legal action against "anyone" who helps to make the tape public.

According to a statement released last night, "The Hilton family is greatly saddened at how low human beings will stoop to exploit their daughter Paris, who is sweet-natured, for their own self-promotion as well as profit motives. Paris is working very hard on her career. The release of a private tape between a younger girl and her older boyfriend is more than upsetting...Anyone in any way involved in this video is guilty of criminal activity, and will be...vigorously prosecuted." Uh, except for Paris we guess.

In the meantime, Paris is off in Australia with her latest beau "Australian Idol" loser Rob Mills and where, according the Sydney Sun Herald the couple caused major damage to the hotel where they were staying. Ah, to be young, wealthy and have a troupe of lawyers at your disposal.


EROTIC UNIVERSITY


Just in case you plan to take a class, we received this press release:

Today's Date, 2003 (Los Angeles, CA): Entertanium Studios has become the place in Los Angeles for adult video companies to shoot. They continue to expand with some new key personnel, new sets in their 30,000 square foot downtown Los Angeles facility, and the acquisition of a mineral hot springs resort available for shooting.

The entire Studio is getting a face lift, thanks to the skill and creativity of Quinn. He has worked for 10 years in the Hollywood film union (I.A.T.S.E. 44) as both a set builder and a set dresser for Mainstream features and Television Productions. His first order of business has been transforming a large area at the center of the building into a shop and sound stage that will allow film and video productions adequate space to build custom sets for their projects.

His first order of business was redesigning and rebuilding all of the production rooms, including hair/make-up, wardrobe, production offices, props, a green room, grip room, and a staging room. He is currently at work on each of the various existing "Set rooms," giving them a more distinct and polished look.

Already completed is the pool room, which has been transformed to look more like a bar with new wall treatments, a new wooden floor installed, and one wall knocked down to almost double the size of the space. The screening room has also been updated with new fabrics on the walls and movie style seating. The jail cell set is being revamped with real bars to make it more realistic and durable.

Drew Rosenfield, formerly of Satsuma Studios, will be handling all Entertanium advertising, marketing, publicity, promotions, studio bookings, and client services. Drew has over 6 years of background in the adult industry. His company New Century Studios, Inc. produced and distributed 13 adult movie titles. Both an editor and director, he is known for having directed one of the all time best selling adult movies, "Snoop Doggs' Doggie Style Vol. 1." Drew continues to edit and direct for several companies.

Besides the over 30 standing sets in their main studios, they have now added a 12 room boutique hotel near Palm Springs. This new facility has plenty of privacy, and no close neighbors. It offers a variety of rooms to shoot in, plus a large naturally heated pool and spa from their own mineral hot springs well. It is available during the week for shoots.

For more information, visit entertaniumstudios.com.

To view some of the new rooms, go to http://www.entertaniumstudios.com/newsets.html

For information on booking, call (213) 489-2001

Media Contact:
Geoffrey WIlliams
PIO
Entertanium Studios
Geoff@entertanium.com
http://www.entertaniumstudios.com


PUTTING THE "BLUE" IN THE BLUEGRASS STATE


The Hustler Empire just keeps expanding.

The Associated Press reports that the company will be building a new emporium in Lexington, Kentucky.

According to Jimmy Flynt, the new boutique will be near the intersection of Winchester Road and Interstate 75.

As reported in the story, Flynt says of the decision to open in the Bluegrass State, "Why not? I mean, this is a city that the Queen comes to. I'm from Kentucky. I've lived in Lexington. I love the people and the city of Lexington."

The development, with an estimated cost of two million dollars, will, like the famous Hustler Hollywood store on the Sunset Strip, include a cafe, a clothing store and space set aside for other Hustler merchandise.

Flynt says that the store will attract the cream of Kentucky society. "I will drive traffic to this area. I'm not talking about the sleaze element of society. I'm talking about the aristocrats of society."

Plans call for a Hustler sign to go up along the Interstate. Local Councilman Al Mitchell says "not in his district."

According to Mitchell, "They don't live in our community. It might be money to them, but it's our city. We're going to be there to try to stop them."

Flynt says, "It's all not about porn. It's all about co-existing. Get over it. Relax, it's just about sex."

The new store is scheduled to open early next year.

Michael Louis Albo
mike@adultstarsnews.com

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NOVEMBER 6, 2003

BAREFOOT GIRLS DANCIN' IN THE MOONLIGHT...


Well, their poor, tormented spirits, anyway. Up and down the Green River. Probably not what J.C. Fogerty had in mind when he wrote the song "Green River" all those years ago.

But maybe the restless ghosts of at least 48 victims of Gary Ridgway, the former truck painter who has long been suspected of being the infamous Green River Killer, can rest easy now that Ridgway has pleaded guilty to the crimes.

The victims, mainly prostitutes and runaways, were specially selected by Ridgway and caused a panic around the Seattle area.

"I hate most prostitutes and I did not want to pay them for sex," said Ridgway. "I also picked prostitutes as victims because they were easy to pick up without being noticed. I knew they would not be reported missing right away and might never be reported missing. I picked prostitutes because I thought I could kill as many of them as I wanted without getting caught.''

After entering his 48 guilty pleas, it is expected that Ridgway will be sentenced within six months to 48 consecutive life terms without the possibility of parole.


WHATEVER HAPPENED TO...MARC WALLICE?


He was pretty high profile for a while when news of HIV-positive status surfaced, but then Marc Wallice seemed to drop off the face of the planet. Now the sleuths over at AdultFYI.com are reporting that Wallice almost got himself squashed like a bug in an altercation with another motorist on Tuesday. According to AdultFYI.com, a passing driver flipped Wallice the middle finger salute, to which Wallice did not take kindly.
Wallice then speeded ahead of the offending driver, stopped his car and exited and tried to stop the other driver. The driver apparently didn't feel like stopping to discuss the matter, and crashed into Wallice's parked car, and then left the scene. According to the story, there were witnesses, and authorities are looking for the hit-and-run driver.


HARD-CORE PARIS


The New York Post reports that a hard-core sex video featuring Paris Hilton, the heir to the hotel empire, may soon be available on the Internet.

According to the story, the heiress, 19 at the time the tape was made, is seen with Rick Solomon, who later hooked up with actress Shannen Doherty. The tape is being brought to the world courtesy of Seattle-based Internet pornographer Roger Vadocz. Sources are confirming the tape is authentic...and that it's hard-core.

Hilton, now 22, is in Australia and was unavailable for comment, but a spokeswoman for the family says, "Her lawyers are definitely involved." Duh.

A DATELINE WITH SHANE'S WORLD


NBC's Dateline just did a segment on "Shane's World." Reporter Keith Morrison, still best known to L.A. viewers as the local newscaster who dove under his desk during an aftershock and came off like a total tool, is now point-man for the hard-hitting Dateline crew.

According to press release sent out by the Shane's World folks, "Dateline NBC featured a fifteen minute segment on Shane's World and their College Invasion series. Publicist for the company and ex-performer, Calli Cox, met with Dateline interviewer Keith Morrison and crew Monday morning for the interview."

The press release went on to state: "The interview covered the college party phenomenon in general, and how the College Invasion series came about. Along with publicist Calli Cox, Dateline also interviewed UCSB Vice Chancellor Michael Young, and several students. UCSB, which has a reputation for being a party school, didn't seem to mind the mixing of adult videos and college students. In fact, Young agreed with Cox that college students are adults and have the right to participate in anything legal they so choose."

Michael Louis Albo
mike@adultstarsnews.com

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NOVEMBER 5, 2003


WANNA BE A PORN STAR?


Ever had the desire to shuck the day job and expose the porn star within? Hey, who hasn't? While you're at it, why not let the whole world watch your progress? That's the premise behind the new pay-per-view reality series "Can You Be a Porn Star?" Silhouette Productions has announced the start of principle photography right here in Los Angeles and have said that the first of seven one-hour shows will be broadcast by In Demand Networks on Thursday, January 8. Be sure to check your local listings.

The show, when it airs, will feature 28 finalists who will be assessed in such areas as "imagination, initiative, experimentation and enthusiasm" by a panel of celebrity judges.

The winner will be awarded a contract with a "major adult video distributor" and a cash prize of $100,00. We only have two comments: Swimin' pools...movie stars.


LAP DANCE THE VOTE


So you live in Los Angeles and are cheesed off about the recent passage of a city ordinance banning lap dancing at strip clubs, bikini bars and adult bookstores. Now you have a chance to do something about it. You can vote.

On Monday, the city clerk certified that activists collected enough signatures to force a referendum before the "no-touch" rule goes into effect.

Now the Los Angeles City Council must decide whether to rescind the ordinance, place a referendum on the next ballot in 2005 or add a question to the Democratic presidential primary in March. The Council has 20 days to decide what to do.

Strip club activists claim the new rules cut into First Amendment rights and could potentially force many club owners out of business. They reportedly spent $400,000 to gather more than the required 56,941 signatures to force a vote.

Opponents claim the clubs promote prostitution and drug use.


I WAS IN A WET T-SHIRT CONTEST...PAY ME!


Monica S. Pippin who was 16 when she appeared in a wet T-shirt contest that ended up in a Spring Beak video is suing Playboy and others for, get this, $1 billion in damages for the video's filming and sale.

The defendants, according to Pippin's suit, include Lincolnwood Motion Pictures, the company which filmed the event; Playboy Entertainment Group, which distributed the video, and Deslin Hotels, Inc. which owns the Desert Inn where the contest was held.

Pippin, who is now 19, is claiming that contest organizers and the video's producers violated federal laws barring the sexual exploitation of minors and state laws preventing the use of someone's name or image without permission to promote or sell a product. Yikes.

Ms. Pippin claims the defendants "persuaded" her to participate in the contest and concealed the fact that she was being taped. She also claims that she suffered mental pain and anguish from her ordeal. A billion dollars should help, though.

That works out to about $50,000 for every copy of the video sold or distributed through pay-per-view, says her attorney, Arthur Tifford of Miami.

The case is scheduled to go to trial next year.


IT WASN'T A VIBRATOR...SHE WAS SHAVING ME!


The New York Post reports that first daughter Barbara Bush was so upset by an amorous couple in a Yale shower stall, that she couldn't even finish rinsing and repeating. The coupe was noisy and using what to Bush's ears sounded like a vibrator. The action took place at Yale University's Davenport dorm showers, and was reported by Yale's Rumpus newspaper. The paper claimed that Bush "was so grossed out, she had to leave mid-shower. When her roommate later confronted the guy about the offensive buzzing and sex noises, he responded, 'Oh, no, no, we weren't having sex, and that wasn't a vibrator. She was just shaving me.'" Huh? The girl was shaving the guy. Now THAT'S a foul image. Worse than a vibrator to our mental picture show anyway. C'mon, Baby Bush, get your priorities straight...and we mean straight.


Michael Louis Albo
mike@adultstarsnews.com

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NOVEMBER 4, 2003


A READER WRITES


Mike: I recently read some disturbing news regarding my personal favorite porn star ever. I am talking about that gorgeous Eastern European sex goddess Dasha. I read that Dasha recently retired from the adult business. I hope this information is not true. Please share what you know.

Dear reader: I've heard the same thing. However, I wouldn't categorize the news as "disturbing." Not with all the truly horrendous stuff going on in the world these days. Open a newspaper and, trust me, you'll find plenty that will disturb you a lot more than a porn star's retirement. I'm not sure what Dasha's plans for the future are at this point, although she once told me that she planned to settle down and raise a family. Maybe she'll do that. Maybe not. Maybe she'll go back to work for K-Mart, the company that employed her when she first arrived in the States. We'll update you if we find out.


THE PINK BUILDING IN THE PARISH


You don't want to violate community standards in Lincoln Parish, LA. That's what Dan Sasha Birman discovered last week when he was found guilty of obscenity for the sale of pornographic materials, namely the videotapes "Hustler Barely Legal, Vol. 16" and "Ladies Club," at his pink cinderblock store located on a service road just outside of the Ruston city limits.

Birman could face up to three years in jail and a maximum fine of $2,500 when sentenced on November 12.

His video store, Fantasy Video, has stopped selling hard-core videos until further notice, which, in light of Birman's conviction, might be the prudent course of action. The conviction is under appeal and Birman is free on $25,000 bond.


TEEN PORN VID DESTROYED


The L.A. Times reports this morning that three students of an exclusive prep school have been expelled for making an explicit sex video...and then distributing it on campus.

The kids, two boys and a girl, were students at Milken Community High which is affiliated with Stephen S. Wise Temple.

According to the Times, "all known copies" of the tape have been destroyed, so all you pervs looking for cheap thrills can forget about it. (The girl, incidentally, was a freshman at the time of taping.)

Of course, in the aftermath of such a revelation a legion of counselors and "experts" will descend upon the campus to discuss the "issues" of sex and relationships (and recording technology) with the school's students.


Michael Louis Albo
mike@adultstarsnews.com

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NOVEMBER 3, 2003

ADAM & EVE FIGHTS BAD PORN


Responding to President George W. Bush's "Protection from Pornography" week, Adameve.com undertook a counteroffensive "Protection from Bad Pornography" campaign and discounted the entire site by 10% for the remainder of October.

According to company CTO Sean Trotter, "There's a lot of substandard adult material on the Net. It's our duty as a patriotic American company to only provide the best quality adult entertainment on the Internet. To protect people from poorly made, offensive and low-quality products, we're offering our customers 10% off our entire site for this week only to celebrate our President's announcement."

Trotter went on to say, "We salute our government for taking a stand and we at Adameve.com want to take a stand as well. This is our way of saying that we will work with our government to stamp out substandard and boring products and be the source for high-quality, exciting adult entertainment in this country."

And that's how one company battled the forces of darkness for Halloween week.

SINEPLEX GETS GOOEY...AGAIN


Just got word from our friend Travis Nestor at Sineplex Entertainment that his company will release the second installment of its popular Gooey Buns series. According to the release, Gooey Buns #2 "features two girls in every scene and every girl takes it in the ass." If that weren't enough for all you anal-philes, the new show will be jammed full of what the company calls "anal cream pies." Gooey Buns #2 was lensed in St. Petersburg (the one in Russia, not the one Florida) with additional footage shot in Los Angeles and features former Jill Kelly Productions contract girl Cynara Fox's first boy/girl anal scene.

According to Nestor, "The second batch of Gooey Buns came out just as hot as the first batch. We took the sexiest spices from Russia and America and mixed it in. Once again we filled it with some of the stickiest cream we could find." Said Sineplex Spokesman, Travis Nestor.

or those of you keeping box scores, Gooey Buns #2 features Russian squacks Priscilla Penny, Veronika Cicolina, Millena and Katya Romanova with the addition of American babes Cynara Fox, Brandi Lyons, Alana Evans and Kaylynn. Gooey Buns #2 will be ready for sale on November 5. For more info, check out www.sineplex.com.

For sales please contact Dean Sussman: (866) 487-9925 or dean@sineplex.com.

For public relations contact Travis Nestor: (818) 994-9009 or travis@sineplex.com.

RON JEREMY...HE'S EVERYWHERE


In the "90's there was that goofy game "6 Degrees From Kevin Bacon" where you could supposedly connect the dots from every known movie to Mr. Bacon. If you didn't have much of a life and watched enough movies and television, you could actually do it. It's getting so that you can do the same thing with Ron Jeremy. Word comes that everyone's favorite porn legend will be making a cameo in an upcoming satire of the 1992 Los Angeles civil disturbance that followed the verdict in the Rodney King police brutality trial. Titled "L.A. Riots Spectacular," the project was directed by Marc Klasfeld and is narrated by Snoop Dogg. T.K. Carter stars and Ron Jeremy makes a cameo along with another porn star, Tabitha Stevens. Where will Ron turn up next? Lord only knows. In the meantime, see if you can connect Charles Nelson Reilly to Ron Jeremy in six moves or less.

IT'S OVER!


Man, Halloween is over! Now everything can get back to what passes for normal. Porn companies can get back to sending out press releases claiming that their former contract chicks are whacked-out coke whores (like anyone cares). Egomaniacal directors can get back to making bizarre pronouncements about charging potential performers deposit fees. The Illuminati who really run this business can get back to hatching their plots from their fortified bunkers and counting their billions while their front men do a little jig for your amusement. The Matt Benet Ramseys on the scene can get back to pretending they're straight. It was a pretty scary week, but, when you think about it, the reality is scarier. A lot scarier. And in porn, everybody can hear you scream...they just don't care.


Michael Louis Albo
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