Friday, October 14th
NUDE DISCO?
Jeez. Disco sucked way back when, and it sucks today. From the South London Press...
HUNDREDS of clubbers are descending on the country's only nude disco every Saturday night.
The craze for letting it all hang out on the dancefloor is pulling in punters to South Central in Kennington Lane.
Clubbers have to wear shoes to protect their feet in case of smashed glass but the only pants to be seen in the whole place belong to the bar staff.
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Even the DJ is naked behind his decks, though fully-clothed bouncers are stationed outside to stop clothed clubbers stumbling in unawares.
Jamie Rocket, 29, who helps organise the Starkers! night, said naked clubbing was an exhilarating experience.
He said: "When people are naked they can feel inhibited or exposed but when everyone is the same that disappears.
"Some people like the way it feels, some people like being looked at and some people like the view.
"A lot of it grew out of that clubbing generation in the 1990s which had the philosophy of being free and at one with the crowd.
"All kinds of people come along, men, women, singles, couples, gay, straight. It's open to everyone."
And for any male clubbers worried about the temperature taking its toll on their manhood, the venue boasts "excellent heating".
10.14.05 @ 01:34 PM CST [link]
AWWWWWW!
Now where are we supposed to get our weekly fix of righteous bile about how the capitalist system sucks? From the BBC News...
Fox Television has cancelled a fourth series of reality TV show The Simple Life after its two stars, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, fell out.
The show proved a success as the two socialites ditched their millionaire lifestyles to travel across the US.
Its production company is hoping another network will pick up the show, despite the fact the former friends are still publicly feuding.
Fox said it "did not see a place" for the show in its schedules.
Bunim-Murray Productions, which produces the show with 20th Century Fox, said it was still behind the show.
Replacement idea
"We're very excited about the creative plans for the next group of episodes, and are confident this situation will be remedied quickly," it said in a statement.
Earlier this year Hilton confirmed she and Richie were no longer friends, throwing the series into doubt, but would not be drawn on the reasons.
She had lobbied for the daughter of Rod Stewart, Kimberly, to take over from Richie but Fox rejected this proposal.
Producers insisted Hilton and Richie would be held to their contract to make another series of The Simple Life.
Hilton said she is concentrating on movie projects and a singing career.
She recently called off her engagement to shipping heir Paris Latsis, while Richie is engaged is to DJ Adam Goldstein.
10.14.05 @ 01:21 PM CST [link]
SWEDISH SPERM DONORS BEWARE
This story is pretty crazy, but not as goofy as the fact that it's being repoted by the South African Press Association...
Stockholm - A Swedish man who donated his sperm to a lesbian couple must pay child support for the three boys he fathered, the Supreme Court has ruled.
The man, now 39, gave his sperm to the couple in the early 1990s. Three sons were born in the years 1992 to 1996.
He agreed he would play no role in the boys' upbringing, but signed a document saying he was the father. The women separated and the biological mother demanded that the man pay child support. The man went to the district and appeals courts, but lost. The Supreme Court upheld these rulings.
10.14.05 @ 01:13 PM CST [link]
ANYONE FOR BEEF?
We'll ever be able to drink Beefeater's Gin again. From Third Degree...
BEEFEATERS # 2
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10.14.05 @ 01:09 PM CST [link]
FISHNETS, BABY
They're hot. What can we say? From Zero Tolerance...
Fishnets 3
Directed By: Mike Quasar
Also Starring: Julia Bond, Ben English, Sophia, James Deen, Brooke, Mr. Pete, Cassie Courtland, Evan Stone, Kaylynn, Mark Wood, Alektra Blue, Sascha, Gwenn
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10.14.05 @ 01:07 PM CST [link]
Thursday, October 13th
TEACHER-STUDENT SEX SCANDAL, BRIT STYLE
Man, dig the crazy English slang. From the Sun Online...
A TEENAGE boy told a court yesterday he was nicknamed “dirty sausage” by a teacher accused of snogging a classmate.
The 15-year-old claimed geography tutor Shelley White, 24, would also flash her boobs during lessons.
The boy, who gave evidence via a video-link, said: “She used to wear low-cut tops and mini skirts most of the time.”
Asked by Richard Newbury, prosecuting, what he could see, the lad replied: “About nearly enough — her breasts.”
The teenager later added: “She used to bend over a lot to check our work. It was more like she was trying to show her breasts.”
He told Leeds Crown Court this behaviour never happened with girls in the class.
On the alleged nicknames, the boy said: “She used to call me cherub, chick and dirty sausage and stuff like that. Every time I looked up she used to stare at me. She used to smile a lot.”
Mr Newbury asked how that came across. The boy replied: “Like she liked me a lot. Like she fancied me.”
The jury has been told White kissed a 15-year-old boy twice in her classroom and again in a store cupboard.
The jury was read police interviews in which White admitted kissing the pupil at a West Yorkshire secondary school. At one point she broke down while being quizzed and said: “I am not a child molester or paedophile.”
White told cops she felt stressed and isolated at school and the boy gave her attention. She became more attracted to the teenager and found him easy to talk to.
But she felt “stupid” and “upset” after they kissed for the first time.
White said that on a later occasion the boy kissed her again.
She recalled: “I said this can’t happen, I don’t want to lose my job. I don’t want to go to prison. I don’t want to lose everything because you can’t take no for an answer.”
White, of High Green, Sheffield, denies three counts of abuse of trust by sexual activity with a child.
The case continues.
10.13.05 @ 11:43 AM CST [link]
WOMAN IS A BABY-MAKING MACHINE
I guess this is a bigger deal in Arkansas than in California. I went to a Catholic high school and severalof my friends came from huge families. 10, 11 or 13 kids was not unheard of. From the Associated Press...
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas (AP) -- Michelle Duggar just delivered her 16th child, and she's already thinking about doing it again.
Johannah Faith Duggar was born at 6:30 a.m. Tuesday and weighed 7 pounds, 6.5 ounces.
The baby's father, Jim Bob Duggar, a former state representative, said Wednesday that mother and child were doing well. Johannah's birth was especially exciting because it was the first time in eight years the family has had a girl, he said.
Jim Bob Duggar, 40, said he and Michelle, 39, want more children.
"We both just love children and we consider each a blessing from the Lord. I have asked Michelle if she wants more and she said yes, if the Lord wants to give us some she will accept them," he said in a telephone interview.
The Discovery Health Channel filmed Johannah's birth and plans to air a show about the family in May.
The Learning Channel is doing another show about the family's construction project, a 7,000-square foot house that should be finished before Christmas. The home, which the family from the northwest Arkansas town of Rogers has been building for two years, will have nine bathrooms, dormitory-style bedrooms for the girls and boys, a commercial kitchen, four washing machines and four dryers.
Jim Bob Duggar, who sells real estate, previously lost his bid for the U.S. Senate. He said he expects to run for the state Senate next year but isn't ready to make a formal announcement.
Michelle Duggar, 39, had her first child at age 21, four years after the couple married.
Their children include two sets of twins, and each child has a name beginning with the letter "J": Joshua, 17; John David, 15; Janna, 15; Jill, 14; Jessa, 12; Jinger, 11; Joseph, 10; Josiah, 9; Joy-Anna, 8; Jeremiah, 6; Jedidiah, 6; Jason, 5; James, 4; Justin, 2; Jackson Levi, 1; and now Johannah.
10.13.05 @ 11:17 AM CST [link]
WORLD RECORD FOR NIPPLE...
Nipple hair, that is. From the London Free Press...
It might not be the type of world record you would take home to mother, but it is a world record and it was set here in London.
It's the length of a black hair on Tyler Ing's right nipple. It's 8.89 centimetres (3.5 inches) long -- long enough to make the 2006 Guinness Book of Records as the longest nipple hair on Earth.
"There are a few contenders on me, but that's the longest one," said Ing, 20, a University of Western Ontario engineering student.
Ing got the idea to apply after constant hassling from friends and the encouragement of his girlfriend.
"After you've been made fun of enough in the hockey change room, you might as well put it in Guinness," he said.
The patches of hair growing on his nipples have never been trimmed or plucked.
And he doesn't do anything special to protect the record holder.
Ing applied to Guinness in March 2004, when the hair was officially measured.
The hair is compared in the 2006 edition of Guinness with other notables such as the world's longest armpit hair.
Ing's record isn't all that weird when compared with others, says Pat Ort, a manager at the Guinness World Record Museum in Niagara Falls. "You look through the book and you see things you wouldn't imagine people would do to break a record."
Ing said his "parents looked at me real weird for a few minutes.
"Now they're proud. My mom shows the book to all her friends."
10.13.05 @ 11:03 AM CST [link]
NORWEGIANS REGRET DRUNKEN SEX
Who doesn't? From Aftenposten...
The new survey was carried out by MMI (Market and Media Institute) for the Directorate for Health and Social Affairs.
According to the study 24 percent of all Norwegians over the age of 20 regret having had sex under the influence of alcohol. In the age group 20-34 one out of three wake up wishing they hadn't mixed sex and drink.
"These figures are very high and show that alcohol can have serious, damaging effects. One thing is the emotional aspect, the other is the risk of unwanted pregnancies and venereal diseases," Directorate for Health and Social Affairs section head Jens Guslund told newspaper VG.
Another statistic that emerged was that fully two-thirds of the women interviewed said they were subjected to unwanted sexual attentions from drunks.
Sexologist Gro Isachsen believes that one of the main reasons people regret having sex while drunk is that the conditions to make the act a failure.
10.13.05 @ 10:59 AM CST [link]
Wednesday, October 12th
PIRATES WIN IN TAMPA
From Adam & Eve...
Tampa, FL - Oct 11, 2005 Adam & Eve is pleased to announce that its newest adult blockbuster, Pirates, had a big win! The film received the 2006 First Choice Award at the 13 th Annual NightMoves Adult Entertainment Awards ceremony.
Pirates, a movie co-produced with Digital Playground, shares the title with Catherine. It signals from Nightmoves and the fans that they anticipate the two movies being the biggest hits of 2006!
"We are exhilarated! This is a sign that all of the hard work that's gone into the film did not go unnoticed," said Craig Ledford, a spokesperson for the company. "The public can spot a quality product, and we're right there to give it to them."
Carmen Luvana, Adam & Eve's exclusive contract starlet, also won the fans' choice award for Best Actress. The Puerto Rican princess continues to bedazzle her fans and was humbled with the win.
"I just go onto a movie set and give it my all," Luvana said. "This award is a huge honor and one that I must thank my fans for completely!"
Pirates is in stores now.
Adam & Eve Pictures boasts a variety of award- winning titles, including The Dinner Party, Search For The Snow Leopard: Eve of the Hunt , Raw Hide and now Pirates. With a renowned group of world-class directors (e.g., Candida Royalle, Bud Lee, Nicholas Steele) and talent (e.g., Carmen Luvana, Nina Hartley® ), Adam & Eve Pictures is constantly developing new multi-media DVD concepts to stay at the forefront of adult entertainment innovation. Built f rom the ground up, Adam & Eve Pictures is now a powerful name in the adult arena and always strives to produce top-shelf products that its employees can be proud of and that the public will enjoy.
For more information, photos, etc., contact one of the following:
Katy Zvolerin, 919.644.8100 X 3121, katy@adameve.com
Craig Ledford, 919.644.8100 X 3262, cledford@adameve.com
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10.12.05 @ 02:12 PM CST [link]
TOPEKA CONSIDERS BANNING PUBLIC NUDITY
At the moment, then, it's okay? From the Associated Press...
TOPEKA, Kan. -- The Topeka, Kan., City Council is expected to vote Tuesday night on a proposal that would ban public nudity.
Council member Brett Blackburn said he's responding to concerns from constituents.
They're specifically concerned about a local nudist colony's recent staging of plays at the Topeka Performing Arts Center that promote clothing-free lifestyles.
State law and a city ordinance prohibit sexually oriented displays in public, but the city has nothing on the books against mere nudity.
Blackburn's ordinance would prohibit nudity in parks and recreation areas and on streets and sidewalks. Also, a person could not be nude on private property visible from a public place.
Violators would be fined $50.
10.12.05 @ 01:47 PM CST [link]
CRUISING FOR SEX SUES PAYPAL
From Brian Gross...
New Orleans, LA - Oct 12, 2005 CFS.com, LLC, the parent company of free gay cruising Web site Cruising for Sex, is taking PayPal, Inc to court to force the permanent restoration of an account designated for the assistance of CFS.com employees affected by Hurricane Katrina.
CFS.com, which operates out of New York and New Orleans, is seeking a declaratory judgment to establish that their use of PayPal to raise funds for employees affected by Hurricane Katrina was not in violation of the terms of use agreement, and seeks an injunction forcing PayPal to restore the account immediately.
In addition, the suit seeks unspecified damages from PayPal, Inc for breach of contract and for emotional distress after the online pay-processing giant shut down the account designated for hurricane relief funds.
Cruising for Sex employs two people in the New Orleans area, Troy, who oversees the company’s servers, and Dorian-Gray Alexander, who fulfills video orders and sells ad space. Both men evacuated the region prior the Katrina hitting landfall, but are currently struggling to assist their families, most of whom have lost their homes and their jobs.
Alexander is a co-plaintiff in the suit against PayPal.
After learning of the plight of his employees, Cruising for Sex founder Keith Griffith, who also lives in New Orleans, started a fund for their relief and established PayPal account to facilitate donations from site users. “It made sense that the men who have enjoyed our site for years – for free – might want to now contribute to help the men who had made all this possible for so many years,“ Griffith said.
On September 5, four days after launching his employees’ relief fund, Griffith was informed via email that the PayPal account was being shut down because it was "violating PayPal's Acceptable Use Policy regarding Mature Audiences."
PayPal’s mature audience policy prohibits accepting donations for any obscene or sexually oriented goods or services. However, Griffith notes nothing excludes an adult Web site from using PayPal for other purposes – such as raising money for victims of Katrina.
“We weren’t using PayPal to sell dildos, porn, etc. The only use of PayPal on our site was in an attempt to raise donations to pay mortgages, buy gas, pay cell phone bills, and help these people and their families get back up on their feet,” Griffith said.
At one point, in the face of increasing media attention, PayPal restored the account in question only to suspend it for a second time within a matter of days. The account has remained closed ever since.
Cruising for Sex is an award-winning Web site currently celebrating its ten-year anniversary. The site’s primary audience is gay and bisexual men seeking sexual encounters.
Cruising for Sex doesn’t solicit donations for site maintenance. While the information on the site is entirely free, ad revenue, video sales, and memberships to CFS.com owned and operated pay- sites support the entire enterprise.
“We are not asking they bend the rules for us. We are asking that they enforce their own terms of use. There is nothing in their terms of use that forbids an adult website to use PayPal. It specifically bars the use of PayPal to purchase products or services that are adult in nature, but that is not what we were using that account for,” Griffith said.
Attorney Mark Forster, who is representing CFS.com and Alexander pro bono, argues that it’s PayPal, and not his clients, violating the payment processing site’s terms of service, stating, “PayPal’s position is not just morally reprehensible, it is also legally unjustifiable. The PayPal terms of use with CFS.com only prohibit use of PayPal for receipt of donations for any obscene or sexually oriented goods or services. Obviously, the fact that CFS.com is accepting donations to assist its people in New Orleans affected by Hurricane Katrina doesn’t come close to that description.
"We exhausted every effort, but PayPal was absolutely impervious, tone deaf, and resistant to logic. The simple truth of the matter is that they have refused to abide by their own Terms of Use, leaving my clients no choice but to file this lawsuit."
10.12.05 @ 01:34 PM CST [link]
ACID RAIN NEWS
Just keeping you up to speed...
Van Nuys, CA - Oct 11, 2005 In what has become a banner year for the company, Acid Rain Productions has won the Best New Production Company Award at the 2005 NightMoves Adult Entertainment Awards Show, held in Tampa, Florida. Adult Film Star Brooke Haven was in Tampa to take home the award for owner Mitchell Spinelli. Brooke haven spent the week basking in the warm Florida sun for the annual NightMoves Adult Entertainment awards show and extravaganza. The awards show is Tampa’s most coveted adult event all year, and consists of entertainment from the top feature entertainers in the country, peppered with awards presentations to both local and national talent and adult businesses.
Awards are given as decided by fans in written ballots and editor’s choices from NightMoves.
“I am honored to receive this award, and want to thank Paul, Tracy and their staff for this,” says Mitchell Spinelli. “It is an honor to be chosen. With some many companies putting out great pieces of work, to receive this award is extremely exciting. I want to thank everyone who is supporting Acid Rain.”
Check out www.acidrainvideo.com. For more information on Acid Rain Productions, please contact: Brian Gross, BSG PR, (818) 343-3673, brian@bsgpr.com
10.12.05 @ 01:32 PM CST [link]
R-RATED FLICKS COULD BE CLASSIFIED AS PORN
Is it me, or is this country getting crazier by the minute? From Reuters/Hollywood Reporter...
WASHINGTON (Hollywood Reporter) - Tucked deep inside a massive bill designed to track sex offenders and prevent children from being victimized by sex crimes is language that could put many Hollywood movies in the same category as hard-core, X-rated films.
The provision added to the Children's Safety Act of 2005 would require any film, TV show or digital image that contains a sex scene to come under the same government filing requirements that adult films must meet.
Currently, any filmed sexual activity requires an affidavit that lists the names and ages of the actors who engage in the act. The film is required to have a video label that claims compliance with the law and lists where the custodian of the records can be found. The record-keeping requirement is known as Section 2257, for its citation in federal law. Violators could spend five years in jail.
Under the provision inserted into the Children's Safety Act, the definition of sexual activity is expanded to include simulated sex acts like those that appear in many movies and TV shows.
"It's a significant and unprecedented expansion of the scope of the law," one industry executive said. "I don't think the studios would like being grouped in with the hard-core porn industry."
The provision, written by Rep. Mike Pence (news, bio, voting record), R-Ind., could have ramifications beyond simply requiring someone to ensure that the names and ages of actors who partake in pretend lovemaking as compliance with Section 2257 in effect defines a movie or TV show as a pornographic work under federal law. Industry sources say the provision was included in the bill at the behest of the Justice Department. Calls to Pence's office and the Justice Department went unreturned Tuesday.
On Pence's Web site, the congressman contends that the provision is meant to crack down on "so-called 'home pornographers' that use downloading on the Internet and digital and Polaroid photography to essentially create an at-home cottage industry for child pornography."
Industry officials contend that the way the provision is written, a sex scene could trigger the provision even if the actors were clothed. While the language is designed to capture "lascivious exhibition of the genitals," other legal decisions have said that "lascivious exhibition" could occur when the genitals are covered.
The bill, with the Section 2257 provision included, already has been approved by the U.S. House of Representatives and is waiting consideration by the Senate Judiciary Committee.
Industry executives worry that the provision, which is retroactive to 1995, will have a chilling effect on filmmakers. Faced with the choice of filing a 2257 certificate or editing out a scene, a filmmaker might decide it's not worth getting entangled with the federal government and let the scene fall to the cutting-room floor, the executives said.
"From the creative side of the street, there's concern that the government of federal law enforcement would get involved in what you were doing," one industry source said. "At some point, people would be faced with the decision: 'Do I include the scene and register a 2257 or leave it out?' "
In 1988, a similar provision was ruled unconstitutional by the federal court here. Congress later rewrote it so that it included only actual sex acts, not the pretend acts in movies and TV shows.
The 2257 provision also has ramifications beyond the artistic as a federal tax provision designed to stem runaway production is unavailable to anyone required to register a 2257. Many state incentives designed to entice filmmakers to shoot on location also contain similar language.
Industry officials contend that the law is unnecessary. California laws and industry practices protecting children from harm are among the most stringent.
"The California law goes from soup to nuts," one industry executive said. "There's not one shadow of any evidence that the movie industry doesn't protect children."
While the provision is designed to ensure that children aren't abused, its critics say it will do little to stem child sex abuse.
"Guys who are making this stuff don't care about reporting requirements," one source said. "When they're caught, they're looking at 30 years in prison. There's no indication they're going to fill out the paperwork."
10.12.05 @ 01:29 PM CST [link]
WHY DIDN'T THIS HAPPEN SOONER?
Child predators weep. Everyone else rejoice. From Reuters...
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Yahoo Inc. agreed to shut down Internet chat rooms designed to promote sex between adults and children, New York Attorney General Eliot Spitzer said Wednesday.
The agreement between the online media company and the attorneys general of New York and Nebraska is the first to institute systemwide controls over chat rooms likely to be frequented by child predators, Spitzer said.
"Because of this agreement, Yahoo chat rooms are a safer place today," said Jon Bruning, Nebraska's attorney general, in a statement.
Representatives for Sunnyvale, California-based Yahoo (up $0.25 to $34.35, Research) did not immediately return a call seeking comment.
The states this year began investigations after learning that children had unfettered access to adult chat rooms.
Spitzer said Yahoo in June removed or barred the posting of 70,000 user-created chat rooms whose names suggested they facilitated illegal conduct, including the promotion of sex between adults and children.
Some rooms carried labels such as "girls 13 & up for much older men," "8-12 yo girls for older men," and "teen girls for older fat men," Spitzer said. Many of these were located in chat categories entitled "Schools and Education" and "Teen."
One investigator, posing as a 14-year-old girl, reported receiving 35 personal messages of a sexual nature over the course of 25 minutes. The senders of those messages appeared to be adult chat room participants, Spitzer said.
Yahoo agreed to pre-screen user-created chat room names, reject names encouraging sexual activity between adults and children, and within 24 hours purge chat rooms found to encourage such activity. It also agreed to develop education materials promoting the safe use of chat rooms.
The company will donate $175,000 to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children's New York affiliates.
10.12.05 @ 01:26 PM CST [link]
Tuesday, October 11th
BYE-BYE NYERINO
So sad. Sonny Drysdale was a classic television character. From the Associated Press...
LOS ANGELES - When he began making the rounds of the theater circuit in his native Hartford, Conn., comedian Louis Nye had his sights set on becoming a serious actor.
But after a string of dramatic roles in theater and radio, it was in the Army that Nye found out just how funny he could be. Soon after, a career that would last more than half a century took off in a new direction.
Nye, who created a national catchphrase when he belted out "Hi Ho, Steverino" on Steve Allen's groundbreaking 1950s TV show, died Sunday following a long battle with lung cancer, according to his son, Peter Nye.
Although different sources list various ages, Nye's son said Monday that his father was 92.
Nye was born on May 1, 1913, in Hartford, Conn., where he began his career in theater before moving to New York City to enter radio.
"I still think of myself as an actor," he told The Associated Press in 1970. "In the radio days I was busy playing rotten Nazis, rich uncles and emotional juveniles - the whole span - and the only time I tried to be funny was at parties."
He turned to comedy while in the Army, he said, when he was stationed near a "wild town" in Missouri.
"I was in charge of the recreation hall, and I had to make the entertainment good enough to keep the young soldiers from going into town," he said. "It was a challenge and I worked hard at it. For the first time, I realized I had the ability to make people laugh."
Soon he was playing nightclubs from Las Vegas to London.
A master of voices and accents, he could go from being droll one moment to prissy the next. He could also switch effortlessly from comically evil Nazis to bumbling Russians.
His talent was not in telling jokes but in the sounds or faces he could make, longtime friend and fellow comedian Shelley Berman told The Associated Press on Monday.
"When he was sitting with you, would he be witty? No," Berman said. "But he was very funny because he'd make a face or a sound.
"How do you tell how a man has been funny? How do you do the sound of his voice? The turn of his face?" Berman said. "But I will tell you he was as funny as any man I've ever seen."
On "The Steve Allen Show," which ran from 1956 to 1961 under various names, Nye quickly endeared himself to audiences as Gordon Hathaway, the effete, country-club snob who would welcome Allen's arrival with the "Hi, ho, Steverino!" salutation.
Other regulars on the landmark show included comedians Don Knotts, Tom Poston, Bill Dana and Gabriel Dell.
After the show's run ended, Nye appeared often on TV game shows, in films and as a regular on "The Ann Sothern Show." He was often cast as the second banana, never the lead.
He had a recurring role in the HBO comedy "Curb Your Enthusiasm" as the father of Jeff Garlin's character from 2000 to 2002. Berman plays the father of Larry David's character in the show.
Nye played dentist Delbert Gray during the 1960-61 season of Sothern's show and appeared as Sonny Drysdale, the prissy son of harried banker Milburn Drysdale, during "The Beverly Hillbillies"' first season. He once said his character was dropped after one season because a network executive thought he was "too sissified." Nonetheless, he was back as Sonny for the 1993 TV movie "The Legend of the Beverly Hillbillies" and appeared in the 2001 documentary "The Beverly Hillbillies: The E True Hollywood Story."
He teamed with Allen again in 1967, on "The Steve Allen Comedy Hour," a CBS variety show in which he also portrayed Gordon Hathaway. His cohorts that time included Allen's wife, Jayne Meadows, Ruth Buzzi and John Byner, among others.
In the summer of 1970 he hosted the variety show "Happy Days" on CBS and three years later co-starred with Norman Fell in the New York garment industry sitcom "Needles and Pins." He played Kirby Baker in the 1978 TV show "Harper Valley P.T.A."
In the 1980s and '90s he provided various voices for the "Inspector Gadget" cartoon show.
His film credits included "Cannonball Run II," "Won Ton Ton, the Dog Who Saved Hollywood," "A Guide for the Married Man," "Good Neighbor, Sam" and "Sex Kittens Go to College."
Nye continued to appear regularly in nightclubs and on television until a couple of years ago when his wife's health began to fail and he retired to spend more time with her, his son said.
He also guest starred in such shows as "St. Elsewhere," "The Love Boat," "Laverne & Shirley" and "The Munsters" and appeared frequently as a guest on "The Jackie Gleason Show," "The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson" and other variety and talk shows.
He is survived by his son and his wife, Anita.
10.11.05 @ 12:27 PM CST [link]
OCTOPUS PORN GOES HORRIBLY WRONG
Could this be the animal kingdom's revenge for porn that involves the killing of animals? Oh, and for those of you curious about the blue-ringed octopus, click here http://www.earlham.edu/~sheedjo/blue-ringedoctopus.htm From the Japanese Press Association...
A woman has died after being bitten by a blue-ringed octopus. The incident occured when the woman's boyfriend placed the mollusk on the woman's breast while taking nude photos of her. He claims they didn't know the octopus was poisonous. The blue-ringed octopus possesses a particularly toxic venom.
10.11.05 @ 05:17 AM CST [link]
CLUB INTERNATIONAL CELEBRATES THE BIG 3-0
Just in case you're counting. From Club International...
Sandy Hook, CT - For 30 years, Club International
Magazine has been publishing the most beautiful women in the world and
will commemorate that anniversary with a very special issue, on sale
November 22. The January 2006 edition of Club International Magazine
dishes up 164 pages of hardcore action plus a special 32-page
supplement spotlighting the original Platinum Princess of Porn: SEKA!
Featuring a selection of photos from her personal archives, the Seka
supplement also includes an exclusive, in-depth interview from Club
International’s first contract model and is sure to become a
collector’s item.
The January 2006 issue of Club International is packed with
extraordinary layouts such as cover couple Tiffany DiGivanni & Jerry’s
poolside poking, a sapphic show from Sandra Shine and Amy Ried and a
titillating interview with Mia Smiles. The celebration continues with
an on-set expose of Sunny Leone’s first hardcore feature for Vivid
Video, coverage of the Ponderosa Sun Club’s Nudes-A-Poppin’ beauty
pageant and more gorgeous girls from around the world.
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10.11.05 @ 05:03 AM CST [link]
A DYING WISH
Okay, the following is satire from a Canadian humor site called The Toque. What's sad is that this is a joke and yesterday's post about the 'tweener "racialist" folk-rock duo Prussian Blue was not. From The Toque...
Dying Teenager Has Only One Wish To Be Granted
CANADA CITY-- The following letter was forwarded to our staff and its contents touched us so much we decided to share it with our readers:
Dear Make-A-Wish Foundation:
My name is Billy Cavender, and I am fifteen-years-old. Earlier this year I was diagnosed with Acute lymphocytic leukaemia, a cancer of the white blood cells. My disease has progressed swiftly, and has already affected my bloodstream and many of my vital organs. I have been told that my condition is terminal.
My parents are in complete shock over the news of my impending death and they spend a lot of time crying and hugging me. It seems a cruel fate to have my life taken away from me at such an early age. But I accept God's decision, and I am doing my best to cherish every living day that I have left on this Earth.
When I heard about your organization, I was excited! I have read so much about how you helped grant other young people their one true wish, the one achievable goal they could obtain before passing away from a life-draining condition. I thought perhaps you could take the time to consider my simple request, so that when I die, I will have left this Earth fulfilled, having lived each day to its fullest.
I only hope that you will read my letter and be able to help me with my small wish, the one and only thing I would wish for before the cancer robs me of my precious existence.
You see good people of the Foundation, all my life, I have dreamed of the opportunity of participating in a threesome. Yes, Make-A-Wish Foundation, before I die, I wish to have sex with two women at the same time.
Now, since I am only a fifteen-year-old with terminal cancer, I have not had a chance to live the way most teenagers do. With my deteriorating condition, I've never kissed a girl, and therefore I haven't had the chance to have sex with one woman, let alone two!
All of my guy friends have tried and tried and tried without success to get a second woman to engage in a sexual act where there is already one woman involved. This wish that you would grant me would make the envy of my peers, where before all I got was their pity. And I will die happy, knowing that I was able to participate in a sexual act with multiple partners, in this case two (at the very same time).
I don't see where this would be a problem to you and your atruistic people, knowing what amazing resources you have at your disposal. I read about the young girl with leukemia who got to skydive for the very first time, and I read about the burn victim boy who got to play ice hockey with his idol, Wayne Gretzky. I even read about the visually-impaired girl who got to go to Disneyworld.
Now if you can send a blind kid to Florida, my request for group sex shouldn't be that hard to fulfill. The girls in my threesome don't even have to be pretty, although that would be a plus. It wouldn't even need to cost your organization any money--you could probably get a couple of the volunteers to jump into bed with me, as long as it was two and not only one. I'm sure there are some adventurous foundation staff members that would jump at the chance to serve and service a young man desiring to be intimate with a couple of girls at once.
What about about other Make-a-wishers? There must be other needy people out there who could help, while fulfilling their own wishes. Maybe there are a couple of twin sisters in Dubuque, Iowa with brain tumours, whose only wish was to make it with a teenage cancer victim. You could check your database.
Damn it Make-A-Wish, I'm a horny teen who only wants to get fucked by two chicks at the same time! How hard can that be? Just send me the money, and I'll hire a couple of sympathetic hookers to do it. You can tell the foundation executives you spent the money on a Sony Playstation II! Yah, that's it. My only wish is for my very own console gaming system!
I'm sorry, the chemotherapy leaves me weakened and emotional, so I tend to lash out. Please forgive my outbursts--the sickened cries of a sexually-inexperienced young man on his last leg of life.
So please, Make-A-Wish, I hope you consider my request, the request of a dying teen who has never felt the intimate touch of two women simultaneously.
Bobby (still a virgin--and never engaged in a threesome) Cavender
10.11.05 @ 04:43 AM CST [link]
Monday, October 10th
WASHINGTON VICE COPS' "TACTICS"
Man. Fuckin' cops. From the Seattle Times...
Lynnwood police concede they engaged in "rarely used" tactics during an undercover investigation into a suspected prostitution ring.
Those tactics, which included officers allowing prostitutes to masturbate them in exchange for cash, have raised questions among law-enforcement officials, legal experts and the Snohomish County Prosecutor's Office.
Lynnwood police Cmdr. Paul Watkins said he spent a great deal of time justifying the officers' actions to prosecutors to prove that the officers themselves weren't breaking the law. Snohomish County prosecutors on Monday filed a felony charge of promotion of prostitution against Myong Pang, 42, of University Place, Pierce County. On Sept. 30, they filed a misdemeanor prostitution charge against Myong Chow, 40, of Tacoma.
"The officers didn't cross that line of engaging in intercourse or oral sex," Watkins said. "I advised them no oral sex, no intercourse, that's not going to happen. That's the understood policy. There's no written policy regarding this."
But other law-enforcement officials who weren't involved in the investigation say allowing officers to engage in such acts, even in an undercover investigation, goes too far. The usual tactic, they say, calls for an arrest once someone agrees to perform a sexual act in exchange for money.
Seattle and King County police, for example, do not allow undercover officers to have sexual contact with prostitutes.
And at least one legal expert thinks prosecutors will have a tough time convicting the suspects as a result of the officers' behavior.
Prosecutor has questions
Mark Roe, Snohomish County's chief criminal deputy prosecutor, said that when he first learned about the case, he had serious questions about the officers' actions. He plans to meet with the officers and their supervisors and said if he finds the actions were questionable, the criminal charges could be amended or dismissed.
"This business had been a continual problem and they needed to do something about that," Roe said. "How they chose to do that and whether they went too far is something I'll discuss when I sit down with them and not with the press."
The investigation that shut down the Classic Body Tonic Spa, 6508 196th St. S.W., began in April, about a month after the shop opened, Watkins said.
Charging papers provide the following account:
On April 27, an officer entered the shop and paid $60 for and received a full "body shampoo," which included genital and anal touching. The officer returned two other times for massages that also included masturbation — one session with two prostitutes — and again paid for the service.
A second officer also received a massage and was masturbated, according to charging papers.
The Seattle Times is not naming the officers because they work undercover.
On May 13, Chow and Pang, the women who allegedly had contact with the first officer, were arrested when a warrant was served at the business. The woman who met with the second officer has not been charged, Watkins said.
Watkins said the officers' tactics in shutting down the Classic Body Tonic Spa differed from those used in prostitution arrests on Highway 99 or at Scriber Lake Park, two high-prostitution areas. In those cases, the undercover officer approaches a suspect, and when a verbal agreement is reached, the arrest is made.
But Watkins said that "in order to shut the business down you want to go for the bigger fish rather than show it is just one lonely employee in there doing what she shouldn't do."
But others in law enforcement were surprised by the officers' actions.
"I can tell you personally, as a vice cop ... prostitution was something I worked, and I never accepted an offer, nor did anyone I know of that I worked with then. I also have no knowledge of any of our vice officers agreeing to sex during investigations," said King County sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart. "The prostitution law is you make an offer and they agree, sex for money or any other value, like a ride, and you can make an arrest."
Rich Pruitt, spokesman for the Seattle Police Department, said officers have a written policy that prohibits sexual contact during such investigations. "Our officers are not allowed to do that," he said "On a professional basis, it's just not safe."
Everett Police Chief Jim Scharf said his department's vice officers follow a similar policy.
"We don't allow any sexual contact," he said. "It's verboten."
Policy criticized
John Strait, a Seattle University law professor, said what the Lynnwood officers did is not illegal in an undercover investigation, but he calls it "very bad policy."
"This is the equivalent of [undercover] cops doing drugs," Strait said. "I think very few narcotics officers toot crack, shoot heroin, do coke and marijuana. Here they are doing the same thing they are busting for."
University of Washington criminal-law professor John Junker agreed that it is bad form for police officers to engage in any sexual behavior with a person being investigated for such behavior.
"It's unconscionable for the officers to actually engage in sexual contact with these women when it's being done for purposes of simply arresting them," Junker said. "Every cop who's ever worked vice knows that. I would think most departments prohibit it."
Junker said that because of the officers' actions he would be "astonished" if the women were prosecuted.
"Either the prosecutor or the defense counsel is going to have to bring out that the officers had sex, and I would think the jury is going to be outraged," Junker said. "I'm outraged."
Watkins says the tactics used during the investigation did not violate department policies.
"We have a very ethical police department," he said. "This does not violate the ethical standards of our department."
10.10.05 @ 01:27 PM CST [link]
FILE UNDER "DUH!"
The term "girl-on-girl" always gets attention. And when combined with "vaseline smeared" and "violence," you pretty much have a winner. From the Boston Herald...
Cops are grappling with escalating girl-on-girl violence in Boston as fights have become so intense that the ``fair'' sex is even caking faces with Vaseline to give attackers' nails the slip.
Four flare-ups between female youths at two stations on the Red and Orange lines were doused on Sept. 26 alone, according to an internal memo the Herald obtained from the MBTA. Transit police are now sending a Female Intervention Team into schools.
``Girls like to look for problems,'' said sophomore Giselle Colon, 15, on her way home from high school one recent afternoon.
``They gossip a lot. They start rumors. And that's how you start fights. My mom says, `Don't fight. But if someone hits you, hit back.' ''
Suffolk Law School's Juvenile Justice Center has teamed with the Operation Stop Watch partnership of Transit, Boston and school police and Suffolk juvenile probation officers to understand how and why female youths, typically ages 13 to 17, express anger.
``We've learned, as we suspected, that there is a definite spike in female youth problems, arrests and incarceration,'' said Transit Police Lt. Mark Gillespie, whose department has arrested a half-dozen teenage girls since the start of the school year for brawling in MBTA stations.
Police said that in preparation for battle, girls will grease their faces with petroleum jelly and tie their tresses back so it's harder for opponents to grab a fistful.
``When males fight,'' Gillespie said, ``they fight and it's over. When girls fight, it's an automatic audience.
10.10.05 @ 01:22 PM CST [link]
BIG AND NATURAL...
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10.10.05 @ 01:08 PM CST [link]
WOMEN TAKE CONTROL
Thanks to Doc Johnson...
NORTH HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Doc Johnson’s new 10 Function Vibes ™ make it easier than ever for women take control of their pleasure.
The 10 Function Vibes ™ are a new line of waterproof vibrators that boasts an easy-to-use two-button control found at the base of the novelty that allows users to select one of ten vibration levels, ranging from a soft purr to frantic buzz, with a simple push of the button.
Known as Thumpers, the vibes in the 10 Function Vibes ™ line feature a ribbed shaft and a G-spot stimulating head and were carefully designed to ensure their safe use in water.
Doc Johnson is releasing a 5-inch and a 7-inch version of each Thumper, with both sizes available in either red or purple.
10.10.05 @ 12:59 PM CST [link]
PRUSSIAN BLUE PERSUASION
Do you love folk-rock music? Do you love teenage girls? Do you love (fraternal) twins? Well, musical duo Prussian Blue is your ticket, Sport. Oh, and did we mention that the little gals generally sing about topics concerning, uh, "white pride?"
Contrary to what you might think, the name of the girls' duo is not a reference to '60s psychedelic folkie Donovan's "Wear Your Love Like Heaven," in which the color Prussian blue is invoked ("...color in sky Prussian blue..." and in which there's also a line about "...all of our race proud and free...). No, no, no.
Lynx and Lamb Gaede, the Prussian Blue gals, explain their group's name on the National Vanguard website:
"Part of our heritage is Prussian German. Also our eyes are blue, and Prussian Blue is just a really pretty color. There is also the discussion of the lack of "Prussian Blue" coloring (Zyklon B residue) in the so-called gas chambers in the concentration camps. We think it might make people question some of the inaccuracies of the "Holocaust" myth."
There's really nothing like two 13-year-old girls wearing dirndls talking about Zyklon B. Check 'em out at http://www.prussianblue.net/
10.10.05 @ 12:53 PM CST [link]
Friday, October 7th
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10.07.05 @ 06:00 AM CST [link]
AMERICANS LIKE "TRADITIONAL" SEX
What the fuck does that mean? From FunReports.com...
The vast majority of Americans are heterosexual and prefer traditional sex. Still, the US citizens begin to make whoopee at the early age. The research considering sexual preferences of American citizens was published Friday. The US National Medical Statistics Center unveiled the information about sexual preferences and sexual behaviour of Americans at the age from 15 to 44. The first interesting thing that scientists discovered was the fact that the positive example of pop singer Britney Spears, who claimed publicly she was saving herself for her husband, had no influence on Americans. Twelve percent of young men and ten percent of girls at the age of 15-19 satisfy themselves with petting and oral sex only.
In whole, the nation showed a strong traditional opinion on sexuality. In particular, 97 percent of American men aged from 25 to 44 claimed they were absolutely heterosexual and liked traditional sex. A fewer number of Americans prefer oral love. Forty percent of male Americans showed a positive view on anal sex. In average, an American man has up to eight sexual partners in his life. Women of this age group proved to be more reserved: they have not more than four sexual partners.
As far as sexual minorities are concerned, the research shows, that for the last year only three percent of Americans (1.8 million) practiced oral sex with a person of their own sex. American women of the same age group showed a higher index: there are about four percent of lesbians in the US. Six percent of men and eleven percent of women had homosexual relations during their life. About one percent of male Americans and three percent of female Americans suppose they are bisexual. The rest of participants of the poll hesitated to answer.
10.07.05 @ 05:22 AM CST [link]
LINDSAY LOHAN DOLL NOW AVAILABLE
Unfortunately, it's not being manufactured by Doc Johnson. From the Sun Online...
MOST men can only dream of having Lindsay Lohan in their Christmas stocking.
Well, now this dream can become a reality. Well kind of …
The Mean Girls beauty has followed Britney Spears, Hilary Duff and Christina Aguilera by launching her own doll - and it could make the ideal Christmas present for male fans.
Her likeness was created after Lindsay appeared as herself in new animated movie My Scene Goes To Hollywood.
The Lindsay Lohan toy is now on sale in shops nationwide for £24.99. For more information go to www.myscene.com.
10.07.05 @ 05:18 AM CST [link]
INVENTOR OF PROSTHETIC DOG TESTICLES WINS (IG)NOBEL PRIZE
And Nigerian e-mail scammers win a prize for literature. From the Associated Press...
BOSTON (AP) -- Gregg Miller mortgaged his home and maxed out his credit cards to mass produce his invention - prosthetic testicles for neutered dogs.
What started 10 years ago with an experiment on an unwitting Rottweiler named Max has turned into a thriving mail-order business. And on Thursday night Miller's efforts earned him a dubious yet strangely coveted honor: the Ig Nobel Prize for medicine.
"Considering my parents thought I was an idiot when I was a kid, this is a great honor," he said. "I wish they were alive to see it."
The Ig Nobels, given at Harvard University by Annals of Improbable Research magazine, celebrate the humorous, creative and odd side of science.
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Although the Ig Nobels are not exactly prestigious, many recipients are, like Miller, happy to win.
"Most scientists - no matter what they're doing, good or bad - never get any attention at all," said Marc Abrahams, editor of the Annals of Improbable Research.
Some, like Benjamin Smith of the University of Adelaide in Australia, who won the biology prize, actually nominated their own work. "I've been a fan of the Ig Nobels for a while," he said.
Smith's team studied and catalogued different scents emitted by more than 100 species of frogs under stress. Some smelled like cashews, while others smelled like licorice, mint or rotting fish.
He recalled getting strange looks when he'd show up at zoos asking to smell the frogs. "I've been turned away at the gate," he said.
This year's other Ig Nobel winners include:
- PHYSICS: Since 1927, researchers at the University of Queensland in Australia have been tracking a glob of congealed black tar as it drips through a funnel - at a rate of one drop every nine years.
- PEACE: Two researchers at Newcastle University in England monitored the brain activity of locusts as they watched clips from the movie "Star Wars."
- CHEMISTRY: An experiment at the University of Minnesota was designed to prove whether people can swim faster or slower in syrup than in water.
The Ig Nobel for literature went to the Nigerians who introduced millions of e-mail users to a "cast of rich characters ... each of whom requires just a small amount of expense money so as to obtain access to the great wealth to which they are entitled."
10.07.05 @ 05:15 AM CST [link]
Thursday, October 6th
ANIME BLOW-UP DOLL FROM DOC JOHNSON
Because who hasn't wanted to plook a cartoon character? From Doc Joohnson...
NORTH HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Fans of hentai, an increasingly popular sexually graphic form of the Japanese animation style known as anime, will no doubt soon be developing a crush on Kochi ™, Doc Johnson’s first anime blow-up doll.
The Kochi Blow-Up Doll ™, designed specifically to appeal to fans of hentai, looks exactly like a character one would find in anime – from her oversized saucer-like eyes to her cute and removable blouse and skirt.
The anime blow-up doll features a solid three-dimensional head that features a sucking action mouth, one of three usable holes users can use for masturbatory purposes.
Kochi ™ is easily inflatable via its included bulb-pump that attaches to a discretely located nozzle on the doll’s back.
10.06.05 @ 01:10 PM CST [link]
DIRECT MODELS AT TAMPA SHOW
If you're going to Florida...
Direct Models is proud to announce the following adult film stars/feature dancers to be appearing at this year’s NightMoves Tampa Show! Brooke Haven, Vivian West, and Trina Michaels.
Brooke Haven has been snagged by Mitchell Spinelli to sign for him this weekend. She will be helping Acid Rain Productions to promote Two Girls For Every Guy and other new releases by them that she is featured in. Brooke can also be seen this month with cover, interview and layout in Xcitement Magazine’s Adult 411 Issue.
Feature Dancer/porn starlet Vivian West will be in attendance with some of her newly released titles. Vivian will also be performing Sunday at the 13th Annual NightMoves Award Show. Vivian will reenact her Alice In Wonderland themed performance which entails her playing the role of Alice with her companion being a GIANT STUFFED WHITE RABBIT. (This is adult mind you, so believe it that this rabbit could make most guys envious) At the end of her performance, Vivian will jack this guy off until he spews a monster rabbit load of vanilla pudding all over her sweet little self.
Trina Michaels, who has been in such titles as Born for Porn (Colossal), Centerfold Secrets (Vivid), Jack’s Playground 19 (Digital Playground) and more, will also be there signing for her fans and attending the festivities!
“ I love NightMoves Magazine and I’m so excited to be going and meeting some of my fans” Trina says about the trip.
10.06.05 @ 01:06 PM CST [link]
A DESPERATE KID
How else do you explain having sex with a goat? From the South African Press Association...
A KwaZulu-Natal teenager, who was caught having sex with a goat at the weekend, was charged with bestiality and ordered to appear in the Port Shepstone magistrate's court on Tuesday, police said.
Superintendent Zandra Hechter said the teenager was caught in the act in the early hours of Sunday morning by the owner of the goat, Thushni Mnyoni.
"He was caught with his pants down, having sexual intercourse with the goat in a kraal. Mr Mnyoni apprehended the teenager and the neighbours were called to validate the incident," she said.
Hechter said the teenager was handed over to police and was detained at the Port Shepstone police station until his court appearance on Tuesday afternoon.
10.06.05 @ 01:04 PM CST [link]
MAX HARDCORE OFFICES RAIDED BY FEDS
Lucky for him, Max Hardcore was in Barcelona when the raid took place. This looks like it could be messy. The raid was conducted by the Child Exploitation and Obscenity Section of the Justice Department, and five of Max's movies were confiscated. The titles? Pure Max #16, Max Hardcore Fists of Fury #3, Max Hardcore Extreme Schoolgirls #6, (European version), Max Hardcore Golden Guzzlers #5 and Max Hardcore Golden Guzzlers #6. Yikes.
10.06.05 @ 12:50 PM CST [link]
ACID RAIN NEWS
This just in...
Van Nuys, CA - Acid Rain Productions will be presenting a couple of the hot actresses who have starred in their movies at special events being held around the country this month.
Adult Film Star Brooke Haven will be in Tampa for the Night Moves weekend, while Sandra Romain will be in San Francisco at the Adult Supersource Open House on October 7th.
Brooke Haven will join numerous adult stars from October 6th through 10th for annual NightMoves Adult Entertainment awards show and extravaganza. The awards show is Tampa’s most coveted adult event all year. It consists of entertainment from the top feature entertainers in the country, peppered with awards presentations to both local and national talent and adult businesses.
Sandra Romain will give retailers the chance to meet her live and in-person at the annual Adult Supersource Open House on Friday, October 7th.
"I have had special requests for some of the stars of our movies to appear in person, and look forward to making fans dreams come true, with their opportunity to meet some of these incredible girls," says Acid Rain's Owner, Mitchell Spinelli.
Check out www.acidrainvideo.com. For more information on Acid Rain Productions, please contact: Brian Gross, BSG PR, (818) 343-3673, brian@bsgpr.com
10.06.05 @ 12:43 PM CST [link]
Wednesday, October 5th
SLANT EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY...#2!!!!
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10.05.05 @ 02:25 PM CST [link]
WHEN WATCHING PORN, KEEP THE SOUND DOWN
Espeially if you're in New Delhi. From Sky.com...
A Finnish man has been arrested in a New Delhi suburb for playing a porn movie too loudly.
The man and his partner, an Indian woman, were seized by police after their neighbours complained.
The arrests were made in Gurgaon town, part of the city where information technology and outsourcing companies are based.
Police entered the man's apartment in the posh DLF neighbourhood after receiving a complaint that families living nearby had been subjected for months to high-volume pornographic films.
The officer also seized the television and a CD player.
The couple have not been identified.
10.05.05 @ 02:20 PM CST [link]
SPORTS ILLUSTRATED WARNING!
Of course, it comes from the always right-on Mike Foster and the Weekly World News...
ENVIOUS of those flawlessly beautiful supermodels who get paid a fortune to flaunt their fabulous figures in designer clothes? Don't be -- many of them will wind up burning in the fires in Hell for all eternity!
Shockingly, many top-tier cover girls have signed a pact with the Devil, a leading expert in the occult asserts.
"Before they sold their souls to Satan, most of these women had faces that would stop a clock -- you'd be stunned at what plain Janes they were," claims Harold Iggleton, author of the upcoming book, Satan's Supermodels: The Untold Story of Devil-Worship in the Fashion Industry.
'The Evil One used his dark powers to remake these 'nobodies' from top to bottom -- taking away their flabby guts, sagging behinds and oversized schnozzes, while endowing them with high cheekbones, long, shapely legs and tight, toned buns."
The author refused to name names, saying readers will "have to buy the book" when it hits store shelves in July to find out whether their favorite supermodel is in league with the Devil.
But as a tantalizing preview, he provided Weekly World News exclusively with stunning "before" photos of the Hellbound glamour girls.
"One was a lonely fat girl with terrible acne everyone in junior high called 'Pizza Face' until a Goth classmate introduced her to Satanism," he reveals.
"Another had an okay face, but stood a mere 5-foot-1 -- way too short to be a professional model -- before Satan gave her a 'boost.'"
But beauty -- and the glamorous lifestyle, fame and fortune enjoyed by supermodels -- comes at a terrible price.
"In return, the models must engage in unspeakable orgiastic rituals involving human sacrifice plus date really unattractive older Satanist priests," the researcher contends.
"They must also corrupt the youth of the world by promoting materialism, sexual irresponsibility and other things that Lucifer cherishes."
Here, from the author, are five signs that your favorite supermodel is a tool of Satan:
1. Has a romantic relationship with a rock musician. "It's long been established that rock is the Devil's music," Iggleton points out.
2. Bears the "Devil's Mark." Fashion editors may generously describe a prominent mole or blemish as a "beauty mark," but witch-hunters as far back as medieval times have recognized it as a sign that a person has been marked by Lucifer.
3. Caught by paparazzi engaged in immoral conduct such as raunchy same-sex dancing.
4. Never seen in public holding a Bible.
5. Causes happily married men to have immoral urges. "If your husband comes out of the bathroom red-faced and clutching the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated, you can be sure one of Satan's minions is having an effect on him," Iggleton points out.
10.05.05 @ 02:12 PM CST [link]
BRITNEY SPEARS SEX TAPE?
Well, when your career has tanked, what else is there to do? From Independent News and Media...
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline reportedly fear a steamy home sex video is about to be made public. A member of the singer's entourage is believed to have copied one of the couple's personal video tapes - allegedly recorded while Britney was still expecting baby son Sean Preston - and is threatening to release it.
A source told America's Us Weekly magazine: "He has threatened to release raunchy footage of the two taken before Spears looked pregnant."
During her pregnancy, Britney confessed her sex life was the best it had ever been. The sexy singer insisted her bedroom romps with husband Kevin had been red hot since she conceived.
She confessed at the time: "I think it's the best. Sex is crazy good."
Britney also stunned viewers on her reality TV show, Chaotic, after she was shown begging Kevin for sex.
The blonde babe, who was not married to former dancer Kevin when the footage was shot, brands the couple's bedroom antics "so good" before begging her 26-year-old lover to let her take the day off from her Onyx hotel tour last year "to just fuck all day."
The Toxic singer then turned her attention to the sex lives of her staff and crew - quizzing them about their favourite sexual positions.
10.05.05 @ 11:51 AM CST [link]
Tuesday, October 4th
SOME FOLKS JUST LOVE TO COMPLAIN
Jeez. From the Guardian...
A team of doctors will today accuse Hollywood of irresponsibility over its portrayal of sex and drugs after a review of some of the biggest blockbusters from the last 20 years showed that only one movie made reference to a condom.
None of the top 200 films promoted safe sex, and nobody ended up with an unwanted pregnancy or any infection. The doctors, writing in the Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine, say filmmakers should reflect the real consequences of unsafe sex and illicit drug use in their work.
"The movie industry influences the perception of billions of people around the world," said Hasantha Gunasekera from the school of public health at Sydney University. "With globalisation and the growth of home-based media technologies, movies are more accessible to a wider audience and there is convincing evidence that the entertainment media influences behaviour."
Dr Gunasekera and his two co-authors, Simon Chapman and Sharon Campbell, studied the top 200 movies of all time, as listed on the Internet Movie Database in March 2004. The researchers excluded any movie filmed before 1983, the pre-HIV era.
They also excluded animated features, those not about humans and any films rated acceptable for children. That left 87 films, in which there were 53 episodes of sex. Only once in those sex scenes did a condom feature, and that was a reference to birth control, they say. In 98% of sexual episodes, which could have resulted in pregnancy, no form of birth control was used or suggested.
There were no suggestions of any untoward consequences of unprotected sex, such as unwanted pregnancies, HIV or other sexually transmitted diseases. The doctors also looked at drug, alcohol and tobacco use in the films.
In 68%, people smoked and in 32% they got drunk. In only 8% was cannabis used and in 7% people took other non-injecting drugs. The researchers say the portrayal tended to be positive and without negative consequences. "The study showed there were no references to important consequences of unsafe sex such as HIV transmission, spread of STDs or unwanted pregnancy," said Dr Gunasekera. "The social norm being presented in movies is concerning, given the HIV and illicit drug pandemics in developing and industrialised countries. "The motion picture industry should be encouraged to depict safer sex practices and the real consequences of unprotected sex and illicit drug use."
The paper points out that 40 million people in the world are living with HIV/Aids, according to the World Health Organisation. "Addressing this problem in part requires population behaviour change relating to unsafe sexual practices and injected drug use," it says. "Observation of influential role models and the consequences of their actions affects our behaviour." Bottom of the league came Basic Instinct (1992), American Pie (2001) and the Bond film Die Another Day (2002).
Basic Instinct has six episodes of sex with no condoms used, no birth control and no public health consequences. American Pie has seven sex scenes, all involving new partners with no condoms or birth control measures. The "only consequences were social embarrassment", the report says. Die Another Day has three sex episodes, all with new partners, "no condoms, no birth control, no consequences at all".
10.04.05 @ 12:31 PM CST [link]
SUGGESTIVE CHRISTMAS DISPLAY UPSETS NEIGHBORS
Damn. I love Arizona. The whole state's wacky. From the Arizona Republic...
SCOTTSDALE It's still 85 days until Christmas, but two reindeer already are causing a stir in a neighborhood near downtown Scottsdale.
The Christmas lawn ornaments - the kind you would expect to see with other decorations in December - first appeared Sunday on a rooftop near Thomas and Scottsdale roads.
Neighbors probably wouldn't have minded the early display, but there was a problem - the reindeer appeared to be making love.
"It's a little humorous in a way," said Al Sayler, who lives across the street and whose son called police about the display. "I can understand them having a little fun like that. But it's really not appropriate for the little kids that come by here (to meet the school bus) every morning."
Scottsdale police went to the house and talked to its residents, but there are no city codes to make them take it down, Sayler said.
"The city of Scottsdale was really nice about it," said Marc Veneziano, an Arizona State University student who rents a room in the house. The reindeer were a joke and posting them on the rooftop helped mark the house for a Christmas-theme party Friday night, he said.
People honking as they drove by showed "a lot of positive feedback," Veneziano said of the neighborhood's response.
He and his roommates separated the figurines when the neighbors asked them to, but they weren't afraid to put them back up when it was time for the party.
Even so, Veneziano said, they planned to take down the display, along with the lights strung across the front of the house, as they clean up after the party.
Kevin Toscano, who lives down the street from the reindeer display, said a brief joke is fine, but it would be inappropriate for it to stay up for very long.
Toscano said he is concerned about having the connotations of the display out where neighborhood children can see, even though his 7-year-old daughter didn't understand what it meant.
"(She) just had the blankest look on (her) face," Toscano said.
10.04.05 @ 12:26 PM CST [link]
THIS IS FUCKED UP...
Well, the Internet has always been jammed up with crappy "facts." From the Sun-Sentinel...
A York County man is suing his neighbor and a Florida company for $2.35 million, claiming their actions were slanderous, leading people to improperly label him a sex offender.
The complaint, filed recently in Portsmouth Circuit Court, states that neither the plaintiff, Darren K. Matthews, nor his 12-year-old nephew, who lives with him, was ever charged with a sex offense.
Nevertheless, Matthews' address was falsely identified as the home of a sex offender by National Alert Registry Inc., a company based in DeLand, Fla., his attorneys say.
National Alert Registry advertises instant access to a database of more than 500,000 registered sex offenders to any Web users who buy its services. The company claims on its Web site that it will give subscribers names, aliases, maps, photos and addresses of sex offenders through a search of its database for a fee. It also states that subscribers will receive an alert when a new sex offender registers somewhere in their community.
Attorneys claim that Matthews' neighbor, Michelle Myers, of Blacksmith Arch, used the false information from National Alert Registry's Web site around April 5, telling people in her neighborhood, school officials and the Coventry Homeowners Association that Matthews was a sex offender.
Matthews' attorneys say in the complaint that he suffered "irreparable loss to his reputation, endured pain, emotional distress, embarrassment [and] humiliation."
Matthews' 12-year-old nephew was brought in tears to an office at his school after children confronted him, calling his uncle a sex offender, the complaint says. Matthews, of Ferguson Bend, is planning to move from his neighborhood because of the way he and his nephew have been treated, attorneys say.
Neither Myers nor her attorney, James Melton, could be reached for comment Wednesday. But in an answer to the allegations and motion for change of venue to York County Circuit Court, Myers attorney states that anything Myers said about Matthews was simply her opinion. Furthermore, it states that whatever she might have said wasn't malicious and was constitutionally protected free speech.
But one of Matthews' attorneys, David Dildy, disagrees.
"Courts have consistently held that slandering somebody isn't protected speech," Dildy said.
Myers' attorney stated that any allegations against her were based on other people's actions that she had no control of. Melton is asking a judge for a finding in Myers' favor and for a dismissal of the lawsuit.
Scott Adams, the chief executive officer of National Alert Registry, said the company gets its data from third parties that gather the information from state sex offender registries.
But the state registries aren't always accurate. He thinks the error that affected Matthews might have happened after an offender incorrectly listed Matthews' address in Virginia's sex offender registry.
He said the company is disturbed that information available on its site upset Matthews' life.
"I feel sorry for anybody whose life is disrupted just like I feel terrible for anybody who's victimized by sex offenders," said Adams.
Virginia law relies on sex offenders to keep their current residency data up-to-date. If they move without updating the registry, state authorities typically won't know about the change of address unless the offender is arrested for another crime.
But the problems with Virginia's registry are no consolation to Matthews' attorneys.
They said in the complaint that National Alert Registry "breached its duty to ensure the accuracy of the . . . information contained on its Internet site."
And they also hold Myers responsible for labeling Matthews as a sex offender.
"There are consequences if you go around spreading false information," Dildy said. "He (Matthews) and his family have suffered greatly as a result of what the defendants have done."
10.04.05 @ 12:13 PM CST [link]
GERMAN TEENS AND OKTOBERFEST...A COMBO FOR TROUBLE
Well, at least they weren't using those fake uniforms to emulate the Village People. Groping attractive women seems less gay. From FunReports.com...
A group of German teenagers disguised as policemen to frisk the attendants of a beer festival in Munich. The teenagers pretended to be looking for weapons in the crowd of tourists, who came for Octoberfest in the capital of Bavaria.
They sighted the women they liked and gave a manual going-over. One of the victims of sex-swindlers complained to the police station on “a too intimate frisk” in the street.
After that, the real policemen figured out the teenagers and arrested them. Now all the three hooligans face the punishment for sexual harassment, indecent behavior and a pretension of being the personnel of law-enforcement agencies.
10.04.05 @ 11:49 AM CST [link]
SEATTLE GIVES US ANOTHER REASON TO AVOID STRIP CLUBS
You can't touch the girls. No sex in the VIP room. And now the "four foot" rule. Why the hell would anyone want to go? From FinancialExpress.com...
The Seattle city council approved some of the strictest adult-entertainment regulations of any big city in the country, banning lap dances and the tipping of dancers in their G-strings.
The council voted 5-4 on Monday to require that dancers stay 4 feet from patrons, and that the clubs maintain at least parking-garage brightness throughout the premises.
Private rooms will not be allowed and patrons will be offered a tip jar, instead of dealing directly with dancers.
“For the most part, the attraction's gone,” said Gillevy, a lawyer for Rick's adult nightclub in Seattle.
“It will make the clubs less fun.”
The legislation was requested by mayor Greg Nickels and will take effect six months after he signs it. The mayor's office said the restrictions were needed to prevent a rash of cabarets from opening after a federal judge struck down the city's 17-year moratorium on new strip clubs.
Those who opposed the rules suggested zoning would be a better way to regulate strip clubs. Seattle has no zoning regulations governing adult entertainment.
Opponents also argued that the rules were unbecoming of a city that prides itself on being liberal and tolerant.
“Without being prudes, we can be prudent,” said councilman Nick Licata.
“For far too long, men have tried to tell women what work they can do,” added councilwoman Jean Godden.
In the late 1980s, concerned residents persuaded the city to impose a 180-day moratorium, to keep the number where it was while officials studied the social effects of the clubs and whether zoning regulations were needed.
10.04.05 @ 11:46 AM CST [link]
Monday, October 3rd
NEW FROM DOC JOHNSON
Sorry. At first we read this as "fantasy camp." Should have known it was "fantasy CLAMP."
NORTH HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Vibrating Fantasy Clamps ™, Doc Johnson’s latest stimulating innovation in adult novelties, offers users an incredible amount of control over their experience.
Vibrating Fantasy Clamps ™ include two spring-loaded adjustable clamps that can be easily adjusted for an exact fit up to a half-inch wide via an adjustable control knob. The clamps connect via a thin wire to a dual multi-speed controller that provides the user with the ability to control the vibration speed of each clamp individually.
Use one or both, attach to a nipple, balls, cock, ears, or any other erogenous zone.
Vibrating Fantasy Clamps ™ are available in either black or purple.
10.03.05 @ 01:25 PM CST [link]
PARIS GETS PISSY
Whn will the video be available? From The New York Post...
Las Vegas- NEWLY single Paris Hilton has been known to jump the line when she needs the ladies' room. But high-stepping Hiltie decided to wait her turn last weekend in Las Vegas during the opening celebration of Tao at the Venetian, and it was a bad idea.
Several witnesses report her "not being able to wait in line for the bathroom," and Michael Politz of the Eye on Vegas blog reports that "cleaning crews were quietly brought in" when her bladder couldn't hold out long enough. Hilton was escorted to her room soon after. Hilton, who announced last week that she had broken off a five-month engagement with Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis, has been seen cuddling with her record producer, Scott Storch.
Her mom, Kathy Hilton, is trying to cover all bases, now telling people that Latsis was not good enough for her daughter because he did not work, even though he was enrolled in film school. A rep said the celebutante couldn't be reached.
10.03.05 @ 01:04 PM CST [link]
WHEN NAKED AND CARRYING LUBE, DON'T ACT CRAZY IN PUBLIC
We think it would go without saying, but some people need things spelled out for them. From the Exeter News...
FREMONT - The shooting death of a Fremont man two weeks ago was a justified use of deadly force, according to a statement issued by the state attorney general’s office and the Rochester Police Department.
Police say Bryan Gaedtke, 21, made threatening remarks, was naked and carrying a bottle of mechanical lubricant when he broke into the home of a Rochester couple, who have children ages 1½ and 5, at 80 Pine St.
The husband, Geoffrey T. Hamann, 28, was justified in the shooting death of Gaedtke, according to a press release from the attorney general’s office, because there was a reasonable threat to him and his family.
At about 1:45 a.m. on Sept. 15, police say Hamann saw Gaedtke climbing onto the roof of the small entranceway below the Hamann’s bedroom window. Hamann orally warned Mr. Gaedtke to get away and showed Gaedtke his unloaded gun.
The release said Gaedtke did not heed the warnings and continued climbing up onto the roof and yelled repeatedly, "I’m coming in to get you."
Hamann then loaded his handgun with ammunition, which he kept in a separate location, and left the master bedroom. Hamann’s wife, who was panicking and in fear for her safety and that of her children, had already left the master bedroom, and gone into the youngest child’s bedroom. Hamann went down the hall to make sure his 5-year-old child had gone downstairs to safety.
Gaedtke entered the master bedroom and walked into the hallway, which put him in close proximity to the youngest child’s bedroom, where Mrs. Hamann was located with her 1½-year-old child.
Hamann was at the opposite end of the hallway, trying to get back to his wife and child. However, Gaedtke was standing in the hallway, between Mr. Hamann and his wife and child.
The release states Hamann could see that his wife and child were still in the bedroom and was scared for his family. Hamann then fired a single gunshot at Gaedtke, which hit him in the chest and proved to be fatal.
Hamann subsequently retreated to the porch, put his weapon down, and awaited arrival of the police who had been summoned by his wife.
The release states that under RSA 627:4 a homeowner is allowed to use deadly force where he or she reasonably believes another person is about to use unlawful deadly force against someone in the dwelling, or if the person is likely to use any unlawful force against the homeowner while committing a burglary.
The release also states Gaedtke is believed to be responsible for at least two other intrusions or attempted intrusions into nearby homes shortly before the shooting, which were revealed during the investigation.
The investigation has also uncovered evidence that Gaedtke was likely impaired by alcohol and possibly other substances at the time of the incident.
Police say the Hamanns were fully cooperative with the police during the investigation and there is no evidence of a connection between Gaedtke and the Hamanns. There is also no evidence indicating that any other person was acting with Gaedtke on the night of the shooting.
10.03.05 @ 12:43 PM CST [link]
KELLY BROOK: SHOW US YOUR BOOBS!
Don't feel bad, we never heard of her either. But do a GIS. She's very attractive. From FemaleFirst.co.uk...
Kelly Brook loves flashing her 32E breasts at male drivers.
The busty beauty, who drives a VW Beetle, has confessed she sometimes gets carried away when she's in the car with her girlie pals.
She admits they show off their boobs and bum whenever male drivers wind them up.
The sexy star, who is set to wed Hollywood actor Billy Zane, revealed: "When I'm driving on the motorway with my girlfriends, male drivers tend to get lairy and give us friendly abuse.
But we play them at their own game and moon out of the window or display our breasts!" .
Meanwhile, saucy Kelly has confessed she used to watch porn when she was babysitting.
10.03.05 @ 12:40 PM CST [link]
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