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10/13/2005: "WORLD RECORD FOR NIPPLE..."
Nipple hair, that is. From the London Free Press...
It might not be the type of world record you would take home to mother, but it is a world record and it was set here in London.
It's the length of a black hair on Tyler Ing's right nipple. It's 8.89 centimetres (3.5 inches) long -- long enough to make the 2006 Guinness Book of Records as the longest nipple hair on Earth.
"There are a few contenders on me, but that's the longest one," said Ing, 20, a University of Western Ontario engineering student.
Ing got the idea to apply after constant hassling from friends and the encouragement of his girlfriend.
"After you've been made fun of enough in the hockey change room, you might as well put it in Guinness," he said.
The patches of hair growing on his nipples have never been trimmed or plucked.
And he doesn't do anything special to protect the record holder.
Ing applied to Guinness in March 2004, when the hair was officially measured.
The hair is compared in the 2006 edition of Guinness with other notables such as the world's longest armpit hair.
Ing's record isn't all that weird when compared with others, says Pat Ort, a manager at the Guinness World Record Museum in Niagara Falls. "You look through the book and you see things you wouldn't imagine people would do to break a record."
Ing said his "parents looked at me real weird for a few minutes.
"Now they're proud. My mom shows the book to all her friends."

