GIRL WOUNDED DURING "BEDROOM ACTIVITIES"
And you think you've had weird sex. From the Pittsburg Post-Gazette...
A 17-year-old McCandless girl was accidentally shot by her boyfriend Sunday while the two were engaged in "bedroom activities," police said.
Timothy Madden, 23, of Ross, was charged with aggravated assault, reckless endangerment and corruption of a minor.
The incident occurred just before 1 p.m. at Madden's residence in the Chateau Perry Apartments at 951 Perry Highway, said Ross senior detective and public information officer William Barrett.
"They were engaged in some bizarre activities in his bedroom," Barrett said. "The gun, we believe, accidentally discharged."
The girl, who, as a juvenile, was not identified by police, was wounded in the groin with a .45-caliber handgun and was taken to an undisclosed hospital.
03.01.05 @ 05:02 PM CST [link]
EXTREME POLE DANCING SWEEPS ENGLAND
Can America be far behind? From the Sun Online...
A SAUCY babe shocks onlookers by showing a happy fella her moves - in the middle of a packed shopping centre.
Another grabs the nearest lamppost and treats passers-by to a quick spin.
Welcome to the world of Extreme Poledancing, where ordinary members of the public are invited to strut their stuff in unusual places.
The latest craze has been fuelled by a new website at www.extremepoledance.co.uk, where the outgoing girls post snaps of themselves putting on impromptu shows in a host of wacky locations.
They include glass lifts, parks, seaside piers and more often than not, during boozy nights out in town centres.
The site was the brainchild of pals Tom Jones, 20, and 36-year-old Tim Benetton, from Gloucester - who with the help of sexy ex-poledancer Jessie (above) - have travelled to hotspots across the UK including Bristol, Leicester, Western-Super-Mare and London.
They hit the streets armed with a camera and encouraged passers by to perform a poledance.
Armed with a stereo of sexy tunes for people to perform to - they're on hand to capture the moment.
Multimedia developer Tim said: "We've had a fantastic reaction to the idea. We found it offered a great distraction for those boozed-up partygoers moving between pubs and clubs on a Saturday night.
"And the wide range of girls who were up for showing off their skills in the street has been amazing.
"One of the women we met was a company secretary for a posh recruitment agency. But she threw herself into it and was loving it."
Sexy ex-Spearmint Rhino babe Jessie, 25 is also surprised just how many people were game for a laugh.
She added: "When people are out on the town they will do almost anything. Most are up for a bit of fun.
"But it's not just drunks who are giving it a go. When we've been out in the daytime people have been wanting to give it a crack.
"Having been a pole-dancer myself I know what it takes to dance for a crowd and can offer the girls some tips.
"I just tell them to get up there, have no inhibitions and enjoy themselves and it seems to be working."
Tim said the only problem for the girls was that they ran out of sexy moves pretty quickly and often ended up flashing their bums to get a cheer.
But the lads on the street have not been complaining.
Tim added: "They just enjoy the whole experience and when they are involved they seem to like the adrenalin rush of people looking on.
"We're always getting funny looks while we're out and about doing the poledancing, but most of the time people are just surprised and take it in good spirit."
And ambitious Tim has plans to take the idea even further-a-field.
He added: "We would love to see girls poledancing at the Grand Canyon in the US or during a freefall parachute jump.
"It would be crazy but the more extreme the better!"
Tim also hopes to take the craze across the channel to Paris and shock a few tourists.
"It would also be pretty mad to do it in Paris to shock a few tourists.
"After all, they do have the Eye-ful Tower!"
And watch out for the lads' next stunt - they are planning to use hidden cameras to capture somebody springing a surprise poledance on their workmates at their leaving do.
03.01.05 @ 09:52 AM CST [link]
THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER READ
Okay, I understand that some people have a need for left-field sexual expression, and that's cool. But when someone wants to have relations with a big, snarling meat-eating predator, I have to wonder what's going to be printed on the tombstone. "Here lies Joe. Tried to plook a lioness and learned a hard lesson in natural selection. The natural world can be a cruel mistress." Didn't we learn anything from the tragedy that befell magicians Siegfried and Roy? From Zoophile.net...
How to Make Love to Big Cats
Disclaimer: The author assumes no responsibility inspired by this guide. All information herein is supplied without liability.
You felidophiles might have dreamed of making love to a big cat. I will help you make your dream come true by my extensive zooguide.
How do big cats mate?
Big cats is a group of felines, consisting of tigers, lions, leopards, pumas, panthers and so forth. As my knowledge is specialized in lions, I will particularly describe the best-known big cat species whose mating behavior is identical with the other ones´.
A lion has the same genitals as all the other felines: They are composed of his scrotum with his two distinctive testicles producing his sperm and his spiny penis including his penis bone.
A lioness´s reproductive organs have also all feline characteristics: Her two ovaries, her uterus and her vagina are essential for a successful mating.
In contrast to other felines, lions live in a pack of a dominant lion, the pasha; younger males and lionesses with their cubs.
Once a month, a lioness gets in heat that normally dures from several days to a few weeks. All lions set odorous marks at the frontier of their territories regularly.
If an everpotent lion smells the fragrant of a heaty lioness, he commences courting her. At the beginning, the couple separates from its pack. Thoroughly, they sniff at each other. The lioness walks away, lifts her tail up, seducing the lion who steps after her, sniffs and licks her vulva. Abruptly, she stops, lies down flat on the ground. He mounts her and starts shoving his penis into her vagina. After five seconds, the lion roars while climaxing, pumping his semen into his mate. Before he withdraws his penis, he fondly bites into her neck to prevent her potentially aggressive response to the tiny horn spines on his glance which act as barbs and rub against her vagina´s inside, causing an exciting feeling to him, but an unpleasant sensation to her. At the end, having dismounted her, both retire for a while to relax as well as to clean their genitals.
Twenty minutes or so later, the lion and the lioness repeat this procedure; mating after mating during her whole heat.
How shall I approach a big cat?
On the one hand, big cats are predators: savage, imponderable, dangerous; on the other hand, they are social creatures: careful, fond, loving. What is right?
Both. There are cases wherein a big cat killed a man, and I know of those ones living in human society, for instance, in households, zoos or circuses. Result: A big cat never kills without a rational reason, it is as tender as a lapdog, not more threatening than a housecat, just bigger. You always ought to be aware of your peril, if you approach a big cat. I am not legally reliable for your possible death!
It does not matter whether you are going to carress a male or a female, you firstly should win its cnfidence; an animal who trusts in you, will not harm you.
As soon as you are able to stroke it, try fondling its genitals too, maybe it allows you to continue. A male loves, if you knead his testicles whereas a female enjoys your message of her labia with her clit. As a climax, you use your mouth to bring your lover to its most intense climax.
How do I make a big cat mate me?
Mating a big cat is an uttermostly hazardous issue. You need to wear your mate´s scent. In a trustful relationship, you can penetrate a female uncomplicatedly, but if a male mounts you, you either protect you or you have taught him not to bite you.
Good luck!
03.01.05 @ 09:46 AM CST [link]
FROM SIN CITY
Of all the press releases we receive, our favorites tout the hiring of sales people. From Sin City...
(Chatsworth, Ca)- Sin City Entertainment is proud to announce that Zaida
Serpas is the newest addition to their sales team. She will be working as a
sales person for the company directly with sales manager Danny Gorman.
Zaida, who until recently worked at Metro, is all ready to jump into the
thick of Sin City's busiest season ever.
"I'm excited about working with such a great company," Zaida claims. "Danny
Gorman is bar none the best salesman in the adult entertainment industry and
it is an honor to work with him."
As for the existing in-house staff, they couldn't be more pleased to see a
friendly face with such a fantastic résumé joining the team.
"We're like a close knit family," Danny Gorman espouses. "We've worked well
together in the past and I feel that she brings both a strong background and
a great attitude along with her, plus a few new contacts as well."
Zaida started bright and early this morning, Monday, February 28th, 2005.
Sin City Entertainment is a leading manufacturer in the adult entertainment
industry.
For more information on Sin City or Mayhem, interviews with Sin City
contract stars, or other infoganda, please contact Devan Cypher,
devan@sincityfilms.com">devan@sincityfilms.com.
For sales contact Danny Gorman or Zaida Serpas toll free at (800) 315-9888
or through Danny via email, danny@sincityfilms.com">danny@sincityfilms.com.
03.01.05 @ 09:33 AM CST [link]
POLICE MISCONDUCT IN FRED SALAFF CASE?
Okke Ornstein writes on Noriegaville.com...
Police and DIIP falsified documents Salaff case
28 Feb 2005 by Okke Ornstein
The raid on the house of Fred Salaff by the National Police and DIIP as well as the subsequent detention of all persons that were present is the result of a number of falsified and altered documents. Further, the reasons for the raid were not clear. This is what Modesto Alvarez, corregidor in Veracruz, alleges in a memorandum he sent to David Cáceres, mayor of Arraijan.
The memorandum, written on February 17th, recounts events on January 23rd that ultimately led to the detention of Fred Salaff and others who were producing adult movies at his residence in Veracruz.
Late that afternoon, subteniente Ruben Guerrero approached the corregidor to ask for his assistance in raiding the house. He had a video that showed people having sex in the walled garden of the residence, and stated that "immoral acts" were being committed. The police entered the premises, took a camera, various tapes and 15 rolls of 35mm film. Then the DIIP showed up as well. They wanted to arrest all those present, which included a woman who just arrived to cook.
The corregidor states in his memo that he was against the arrests because actually no crime had been encountered, and Salaff had shown them a letter from Harmodio A. Jimenez, director of the Ministry of Government and Justice, stating that no laws prohibit the production of adult material in Panama. The corregidor suggested to bring the tapes to the PTJ so that they could study the material to see if indeed crimes had been committed. No minors were found at the house either.
However, Eric Estrada, major of the DIIP, insisted on arresting everyone and made several phone calls. That finally resulted in one Miriam Pitti, Secretaria Judicial, ordering the detention of everyone present at the house.
The next day, a document popped up that a secretary then admitted had been falsified. The document, SUBDIIPV/No. 18, signed by DIIP chief of Veracruz Capt. Heriberto Lorenzo, is a formal request for assistence addressed at the corregidor to raid the house in order to search for fugitives and illegal firearms. No fugitives nor firearms were found at the house, and the police didn't look for them either.
The secretary explained to the corregidor that the document had been backdated "to protect him." The corregidor replied that he didn't need protection and certainly wouldn't endorse falsification of public documents, a crime under Panamanian law.
On other documents, the times of certain events have been altered, which the corregidor writes is a criminal act.
Fred Salaff is still being detained in La Joyita, supposedly on charges having to do with the fact that some children climbed trees next to the house to see what was going on there. It now appears that without falsifying documents and cooking up charges, the authorities can't make any of this case stick. The only thing that's getting raped here is the concept of justice and due process.
03.01.05 @ 09:24 AM CST [link]
