DICKLESS BIKER: "I JUST WANT A NORMAL LIFE!"
From the Sun Online...
A BIKER who lost his manhood in a freak accident now has two willies — but no wife.
Michael Grueber, 40, is recovering in hospital from his 140th operation since the 1997 crash.
The latest was to graft another penis next to one formed from fat and muscle tissue after the prang that smashed his groin.
It functioned well enough to provide him and wife Bianca, 25, with a son, Etienne, a year ago.
But it has since stopped working — and his wife left. When the new willy is strong enough to operate on its own, the first graft will go.
“For now I am the man with two penises and no wife,” he moaned from his hospital bed near his home in Berlin.
“I just want a normal life.”
03.14.05 @ 02:03 PM CST [link]
VICKY VETTE AT MILFQUEEN.COM
We couldn't think of a better combo...
Vicky Vette seems to have the Midas touch as whatever she sets her mind on,
she turns it into a very successful product or venture. It started off first
with rennovating houses first and she made her niche by turning trashy run
down houses into treasured homes. She turned her small web cam shows into
the top Web-Cam show on the internet, and has even gotten ready to tackle
the MILF market with her new web venture... www.MILFQueen.com. And so when
you add it all up, it is inevitable that Vicky gets in bed (figuratively
speaking) with the Sports Swami and Body Shots and Money Shots as the newest
sponsor.
MILFQueen.com has replaced Starr Productions as the co-sponsor of the show
along with Hardcoregossip.com, and will be providing not only guests of the
show, but also give all the hot sexy MILF's a chance to strut their stuff on
the website.
"Ms. Vette is a wonderful woman whom knows how to not only create a great
product, but has class and morals." Producer/Host Chris Connor stated. "She
is proud of her age, doesn't hind the facts of her life, and has overcome
many obstacles to reach the American Dream. And it is my dream to help
launch MILFQueen.com as the top internet video site on the net... not just a
MILF Site."
The partnership with www.MILFQueen.com will allow both parties to cross
promote their products but it also will allow Vicky Vette to promote her own
personal site, www.Vickyathome.com. The website is the home to her famous
web cam shows which already have fans and performers all over swooning with
glee.
"They say when one door closes another one will open. I would like to thank
Liz Starr for her support and wish her the best as she and I decided to put
the sponsorship on hold for now." Connor stated. "However when you get Vicky
Vette and www.MilfQueen.com as a sponsor, it makes up for it times fold. I
look forward to helping not only www.MILFQueen.com, but also Vicky Vette
become a bigger hit than any performer in the business."
Already MILFQueen.com has made an impact as legendary performers Nina
Hartley and Vanessa Del Rio have agreed to join the show in the next couple
of weeks.
03.14.05 @ 01:59 PM CST [link]
PORN STAR PETS
Promo from the filmmakers...
HOLLYWOOD, CA, March 9, 2005 -- You may have seen documentaries about Adult
Film Stars, but you have never seen a documentary about the Pets that they
keep... That is, until now...
Three years in the making, PORNSTAR PETS is the spirited and heart warming
documentary by Filmmaker Margie Schnibbe. With a clever and witty eye, Ms.
Schnibbe's film explores the emotional lives of 22 of the biggest Adult Film
Stars through their interaction with various family pets.
Replete with interviews, disarming insight, and rare footage; PORNSTAR PETS
paints a lucid portait of unconditional love...
In PORNSTAR PETS you will see... Ron Jeremy feeds his pet turtle, Cherry,
discussing the genealogy of the Turtle species. Teri Weigel keeps a
menagerie of dogs, snakes and birds, highlighting the issues of pet travel
and grooming. Taylor Wane feeds a Yorkshire Terrier gourmet shrimp,
outlining personal stories of Animal Rescue and soaring vet bills.
Filmed in Los Angeles, Las Vegas and Carson City, PORNSTAR PETS features
numerous Adult Film Award Winners, as well as industry legends Ron Jeremy,
Taylor Wane and Sunset Thomas... Not to mention 94 family pets; Dogs, Cats,
birds, snakes, rabbits, even some ultra-rare Madagascan millipedes.
Emergent DVD Label Brink Film launches Margie Schnibbe's seminal
documentary, PORNSTAR PETS, in a Collector's DVD Edition. This Edition is
packaged with 30 minutes of bonus footage, galleries, and a commentary track
voiced by Ron Jeremy and Natalie.
FULL CAST LIST
Airforce Amy, Brittany Andrews, Violet Blue, Kim Chambers, Jessica Drake,
Ron Jeremy, Caressa Kisses, LaTia Lopez, Rebecca Lord, Nick Manning, Mr.
Marcus, Bill Margold, Sharon Mitchell, Melissa Monet, Kitten Natividad, Dave
Pounder, Lena Ramon, Anastasia Sands, Shay Sights, Jeremy Steele, Evan
Stone, Scott Styles, Sunset Thomas, Taylor Wane, Teri Weigel.
ABOUT THE FILMMAKERS
Writer/Director, Margie Scnhibbe is an internationally renown
Artist/Filmmaker. Her films have played in The Rotterdam Film Festival, LUFF
(Switzerland), Chicago Underground Film Festival, Film Forum (Los Angeles)
and Mix-Brasil.
Producer, Danny Vinik is President of Brink Film. He and his Company were
the producers of Spun starring Brittany Murphy, Mickey Rourke, Jason
Schwartzman and John Leguizamo. Brink has numerous projects in studio
development, and will soon release the Glenn O'Brien documentary TV Party on
DVD.
Producer/Editor, Trevor Miller is an acclaimed Screenwriter, Author and
Journalist. His most recent Screenplays include; Out Of Reach, and Into The
Sun starring Steven Seagal (for Columbia Tristar). He is also the author of
the novel; Trip City, published by Brian Aldiss' Avernus Books.
Cinematographer, John Gulager is the Winning Director of Project Greenlight
(Season Three) soon to air on Bravo. His directorial debut, FEAST (Produced
by Ben Affleck and Matt Damon) is expected in theaters mid-April.
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PORNSTAR PETS - THE MOVIE
Pre-order date: Available Now • Genre: Documentary • Retail Price:
$19.99 • Rating: N/A • Running Time: 52 mins. + extras
Format: DVD Single • Color Art: Avail. upon request
03.14.05 @ 01:57 PM CST [link]
IS IT JASON OR RYAN?
Oh, man. This just cracks me up. From Jason Sechrest...
(WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA) -- Popular radio/television host RYAN SEACREST spoke openly for the first time about his gay XXX doppelganger, JASON SECHREST of JasonCurious.com , on his KISS-FM show Friday afternoon during an interview with WILL SMITH. The story was quickly posted on the Warner Bros. news site, CelebrityJustice.com , as a "breaking" top story. However, the story itself, which is now surfacing elsewhere on mainstream news and gossip sites, is nearly a year and a half old.
"I had to legally go after someone who was doing an 'American Idol' porn," SEACREST explains, according to Celebrity Justice. "And I was host of the porn! ... And the guy's name was Seacrest, and he had blond spiky hair. The only difference was, instead of a microphone, he was holding something else." ... Celebrity Justice goes on to report that the lawsuit, filed by FOX, against SECHREST and the Jet Set Productions' video "American Porn Star" was quickly dropped.
SECHREST responded from his office in West Hollywood on Monday morning, "Actually, the only thing I was holding was a microphone, as I'm not a porn star and was merely the host of the video. I was accused in the lawsuit of stealing RYAN SEACREST's name, but in reality my last name is indeed SECHREST, pronounced the same, spelled differently."
SECHREST has been a host and broadcast journalist for both the straight and gay adult entertainment industries for over six years, serving as the RYAN SEACREST of that genre since before RYAN SEACREST's star even skyrocketed. "We obviously have very similar jobs albeit in different arenas," continues SECHREST, "plus similar last names and similar deliveries. It's easy to see where the comparisons are coming from and I thought doing the hosting gig for 'American Porn Star' would be the coolest way to handle the situation. I thought it would finally explain to people once and for all that we were two distinctly different people. Instead, it confused everyone even more and our names were suddenly linked everywhere in the same sentence. ...Not that I mind being that close to him! But with the exception of highlighting my hair for a week, I've never done anything to try to copy or emulate RYAN in any way. This is my real name and this is who I really am. We just happen to have a lot in common."
The adult entertainment personality says he penned a letter to RYAN SEACREST over the weekend via his official web site, RyanSeacrest.com , apologizing for any controversy that may have befallen him due to the movie. Ironically, the news item broke only one day after "American Porn Star" took home the prestigious GayVN Award for Best Renting Title of 2004, proving once again, as SECHREST says, "...all publicity is good publicity!"
"American Porn Star" is now available on VHS and DVD at www.JetSetMen.com .
03.14.05 @ 01:53 PM CST [link]
NEW ADDITION TO WICKED FAMILY
I always love it when Porn, Inc., refers to its sense of family. This has never been my experience, but what do I know? From Wicked Pictures...
Los Angeles, CA - Wicked Pictures is proud to announce that it has signed 2005 AVN Award winner David Stanley to an exclusive contract to write and direct for the company.
Prior to winning AVN’s Best Director (Video) award, this Minneapolis native had already established himself as a pivotal member of the adult film scene, making a name for himself as a talented visual artist who’d turned a love of the independent film scene of the Nineties into a successful career as an adult filmmaker. Although influenced by the mainstream, the director is quick to point out that he made a very deliberate choice to work in adult entertainment, asserting, “if you have a tremendous ambition to say something healthy and provocative about sexuality, this is the best place to be.”
David Stanley brings a unique vision and a genuine love of storytelling to the Wicked family, and embraces the idea of joining the company’s elite group of directors. “This is a very, very exciting move for me. Quite simply, I’m thrilled to be working with a company that loves film making as much as I do!”
Mr. Stanley’s first production for Wicked Pictures is scheduled to go before the cameras in early April.
03.14.05 @ 01:48 PM CST [link]