THE MARY CAREY AND VIOLET BLUE SHOW
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MARY CAREY and VIOLET BLUE DOUBLE TEAM KICK ASS BOOTH
Kick Ass Pictures Announces Industry/Fan Bait
Los Angeles- The always entertaining, fan friendly media whore…oops did we say whore, we meant media darling, Kick Ass contract girl Mary Carey will be signing autographs, taking pictures and generally raising hell at the 2005 AEE. Mary Carey can be easily spotted bouncing around at the see-through Kick Ass Pictures booth (#5042) located deep in the heart of the convention floor. Mary will be joined by the equally entertaining, cute as a button, sexual chameleon Violet Blue. The duo will be signing their fingers to the bone all four days of the convention like the troopers they are.
“The good thing about Mary Carey and Violet Blue is they love the fans,” said Kick Ass President Mark Kulkis. “There’s nothing worse than trying to wrangle a bunch of girls to show up and sign shit after a wild night in Vegas. Mary and Violet are as professional as you can get and I’d rather have two attention sluts working the booth than a few bored, for the paycheck, I’d rather be gambling and partying girls, who will complain about hand cramps after ten minutes.”
If you’d like to interview the dynamic duo during the show contact Jef Hickey 323-981-1700 or email your request to jef@kickass.com">jef@kickass.com
12.29.04 @ 01:49 PM CST [link]
NEW FROM THIRD DEGREE
We like "ass sluts." From Third Degree...
These fine ass sluts Suck, Fuck, and Swallow every drop! Dasha squirts, Lanny Barbi swallows for the first time on camera. 2 Penthouse Pets in their nastiest scenes ever! Lauren, Katja and Jayna have almost done it all, but Danny Case makes them do things they've never even imagined!
Starring: Lanny Barbi, Dasha, Lauren Phoenix, Katja Kassin, Jayna Oso, Scarlett O'Whora, Manuel Ferrara, Steve Holmes, Dillon Day, Mark Davis, Mark Ashley
PENTHOUSE PETS
ANAL SLAMMIN'
D.P. DIVA'S
COCK SLURPIN'
CUM SWALLOWING
12.29.04 @ 01:47 PM CST [link]
EARLY-MORNING FUN WITH ROBERT TILTON
If you don't know, Robert Tilton is one of those television evangelists. His message, from what I've gahered is that, through faith and donations, material wealth can be yours. He hawks a book called Pay Your Bills...Supernaturally. (Of course, being pragmatists, we suggest using your checkbook and not living beyond your means for taking care of those pesky financial obligations.)
On today's installment, Tilton and his wife were loosening up th crowd with some tricks from their pet poodles. Tilton called to one of the pooches, the one named Paris. Paris came when called, but so did another of the brood. Tilton's response? "Hey! I didn't call you. What? Did you smell a little weiner?" At least I'm positive that's what I heard. Now THAT'S good television.
12.29.04 @ 07:01 AM CST [link]
CIVET COFFEE: COMING SOON TO A STARBUCK'S NEAR YOU?
The flavor is described as "bold and nutty." The same might be said of the goofballs who drink what is, essentially, coffee beans that comes out of a wild animal's ass. I predict that yuppies worldwide will really enjoy this stuff. From the Associated Press...
INDANG, Philippines (AP) - Its origins might put off some coffee drinkers, but an exotic bean that draws top dollar from connoisseurs is plucked from animal droppings.
Not just any animal. The coffee comes from beans eaten but undigested by the palm civet, a nocturnal, fruit-eating cousin of the mongoose that roams tropical forests.
Civet coffee, which some aficionados consider among the world's best, sells for as much as $300 US a pound in the United States. Only 550 pounds are produced worldwide each year, says Antonio Reyes, executive director of the International Coffee Organization Certifying Agency.
Although they normally eat sugar palm nuts, civets prefer the ripest coffee cherries during harvest season, which runs from December into March, but the beans pass through their systems undigested and are deposited as sausage-like clumps onto the forest floor.
Reyes says the civet's digestive process, particularly the enzymes in its stomach, probably gives the brew its distinctive flavour and aroma.
"It's a special type of post-harvest processing. It has been processed in a very natural way," he says.
Smelly or not in the forest, civet coffee in the cup has a "chocolatey aroma and the taste is bold and nutty," says Alvira (Vie) Reyes, a businesswoman who has branched into selling the exotic beans. Other fans describe civet coffee as full-bodied with medium acidity and no bitter aftertaste.
Reyes and her husband, Basil, who are not related to Antonio Reyes, are trying to reheat local interest in producing civet coffee around Indang, a coffee-and sugar palm-producing town in Cavite province south of Manila. Elders here say people used to gather civet droppings so their families could still have coffee even if they sold all their conventionally harvested beans.
Reyes says her company, which mainly makes vinegar from sugar palm sap, has produced only about 55 pounds in two years and sold nearly all of it, keeping a little for their own use.
Antonio Reyes says Indonesia, where civet coffee is known as "kopi luwak," is the top producer, but he thinks it's an opportunity for the Philippines.
"If we can make a systematic collection of these droppings and produce them on a more systematic basis, maybe we can have a quantity available that we can produce for the export market," he says.
He says the Philippines, a coffee-drinking nation but a small producer, should aim for "small volume but high value" coffee.
"We've been looking for types of coffee that we could sell in a niche market abroad because we don't have the quantity," he says. "But if these are coffees that are unique and different in taste, then we can get value for it."
Eleuterio Balidio, a farmer who gathers sugar palm saps to make into vinegar for the Reyes' company, says he sells a kilogram, about 2.2 pounds, of dried civet beans for 1,000 pesos, or $18 US, about 45 times what he gets for conventional coffee beans.
The roasted beans are sold locally in 53-millilitre and 104-millilitre bottles for $4.50 and $9 US.
Balidio says he forages the forest floor and river banks for civet droppings near his home in Indang. "It's very difficult to look for it. It's like digging for gold."
Back home, he washes the clumps, separates out the beans and dries them in the sun.
"Some are smelly, others are not," he says. "If you are lucky, you can gather up to a kilo in a day. You just have to be hardworking."
12.29.04 @ 06:53 AM CST [link]
JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME...GODDAMN!
Four words for the Belgian B-movie actor: "Shut the fuck up!" From MSN Entertainment...
Action star Jean Claude van Damme has described himself as a "superhero in bed" who performs for his wife every night.
The actor, who is in the Romanian capital Bucharest looking at locations for his next film, said that although he kept to a punishing three hour fitness regime every day, he was never tired when it came to sex.
He said: "It's not true that the potency of a man decreases if he has a tough physical training regime every day. I can tell you that from my own experiences. When I get back home every day I am my wife's superhero in bed."
The 44-year-old actor also said he was planning to make a return to fight competitions and wanted to win the K-1 world title - a mixture between kickboxing and martial arts, the Realitatea Romanesca newspaper reported.
He said: "I am planning to go back to fighting next year when I am 45. I gave up fighting a long time ago because it offers no perspectives and there are people who do not respect their art. But now I want to fight again to prove something to myself. I'd be the first actor to fight in K-1 and also the oldest competitor."
Van Damme also revealed that he has little time for slender women and would always pick a "muscular" woman over a thin one - but only on condition she had big brains to match.
The one-time hunk who starred in films like "Timecop," "Kickboxer" and "Universal Soldier" told the Romanian newspaper National: "I would always go for a muscular woman rather than for a skinny one but on one condition - her brains have to be as developed as her muscles."
12.29.04 @ 04:03 AM CST [link]
